Li Xiaotian did not expect that this little princess who was born untainted by mud would actually be conquered by a little wimp like him who looked like he was only three or four years old.
It seemed that girls from the other world were easier to fool! Thinking back to when he was on Earth, he had used all sorts of methods to coax her, send her flowers and gifts. However, in the end, the ordinary-looking girl he pursued still dumped him.
It was unbearable to recall the past. Thinking about it filled his eyes with bitter tears!
"By the way, Little Tian Tian, did you see anything fun in the city today?”
Although Vanessa was now in a state of infatuation, she did not dare to continue the topic due to her inexplicable shyness. In order to prevent Li Xiaotian from continuing to question her, she decisively changed the topic.
Li Xiaotian saw that it was about time for him to do so, so he changed the topic. If he continued to attack Vanessa and made the little princess so embarrassed that she would not see him for a few days, it would not be worth it.
In fact, it was not only Vanessa who liked to stay by his side. He also liked to stay by this beautiful and gentle little princess 'side! If he couldn't stay in Vanessa's soft embrace and smell her charming fragrance for the next few days, it would be very difficult for him, who was an adult at heart, to tolerate it!
" Vanessa, let me tell you. After I went out today, I met…" Hence, Li Xiaotian vividly told Vanessa what he had encountered after he went out today.
Vanessa, who had never been outside the castle before, was listening with great interest and relish. To her, everything outside was very attractive. As she was attracted by these vivid stories, she quickly threw away her shyness from before and placed all her attention on Li Xiaotian's storytelling.
As she had never come into contact with the outside world, Vanessa was filled with yearning and curiosity about the life outside as described by Li Xiaotian and the others. At the same time, she was inevitably afraid of everything outside. Therefore, she could only use her imagination and sketch the scene in her mind as Li Xiaotian described it.
Who was the one who said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Actually, this saying could also be used to describe Pan An in the eye of the beholder. Judging from the current situation, Li Xiaotian was the legendary Pan An in Vanessa's eyes.
When Li Xiaotian was talking about how he had used his glib tongue and insulting words to completely crush the minotaur demon, Vanessa saw Li Xiaotian's heroic image when facing the unreasonable minotaur demon. After he casually said something very reasonable, he said, The minotaur demon knelt at Li Xiaotian's feet and wept bitterly as he confessed his rudeness and kowtowed to Li Xiaotian as an apology. (This girl's imagination really distorts reality.)
When Li Xiaotian talked about how calm and collected he was when facing the Necromancer's attack, how fearless he was even when the city guards rushed over, he did not show any signs of fear. In Vanessa's mind, she imagined how Li Xiaotian had fought a battle of wits and courage with the Necromancer. In the end, he waited for the City Guards to arrive and then commanded them to successfully kill the powerful Necromancer. (This girl's brain-dead index has skyrocketed because of Li Xiaotian's infatuation. She's already starting to have unrealistic fantasies.)
Of course, as a side story, Li Xiaotian also told him about the incident he had encountered in the market. The fat demon stall owner had eaten his father's intestines.
Of course, Li Xiaotian kept his eyes fixed on Vanessa's pretty face as he brought up the disgusting topic. He was quite interested to see how this little princess, who had always loved cleanliness, would react when she was disgusted by the poop-eating demon.
However, what Li Xiaotian did not expect was that his little princess, Vanessa, would actually ask with a confused look,"
"Little Tian Tian, what are those daddies you're talking about?”
"…" Li Xiaotian was silent for a moment. He really could not understand how this little princess had been educated. She was so pure and flawless, yet she didn't even know the common sense of her father!
Was she deliberately lying to him?
No, no, no. After spending some time together, he knew Vanessa's personality very well. Although this little princess had a very hot figure, her personality could definitely be described as innocent. During the time they had been together, she had never lied to him.
Although he did not understand why the little princess did not understand what a daddy was, Li Xiaotian, who was possessed by the soul of a teacher, still enthusiastically gave the little princess a detailed explanation of the human digestive tract.
"I see…" After gaining some knowledge, Vanessa looked enlightened. However, she quickly felt a little ashamed and explained to Li Xiaotian,"
"I'm sorry! Little Tian Tian, you took so long to explain to me that you would sometimes hide from me and hide in that smelly little room. The smelly things that came out of your butt were your poop!”
“……”
Li Xiaotian was utterly embarrassed when he heard such shocking words. What did this girl mean by saying this? Wasn't this the same as saying that when he went to the toilet, he was actually visited by Vanessa!
When did this happen? Why didn't he know anything about it?
However, it was really strange! After knowing about this, he actually didn't feel shy at all. Instead, he felt an inexplicable sense of excitement. What was going on? Could it be that he was about to awaken some strange hobby? Oh my god, I don't want it!
In order to establish Vanessa's sense of shame and to prevent himself from awakening any abnormal hobbies, Li Xiaotian immediately raised a very serious protest to Vanessa."
"Vanessa, what you're doing is very bad. I hate these dirty and smelly things even if I poop myself. How can you peek at me pooping? I don't think you're willing to see your poop more than others! So next time, don't peek at me when I poop, especially other men. You can't look at the things in their pants at all, understand?”
Unexpectedly, Windsor blinked her beautiful big eyes and said with a confused expression,"
"I understand, little Tian Tian. I will never peek at you pooping again, and I will never look at other men. However, my mother told me to use magic to get rid of those things in my stomach since I was young, so I don't know how bad it feels to be seen pooping by others.”
Suddenly, her eyes lit up as if she had thought of a good idea. "Why don't I not use magic to get rid of those things in my stomach this time and show my poop to Little Tian Tian? That way, we'll be even, and I'll also know if others will feel unhappy when they see me pooping.”
" Pfft…" Li Xiaotian threw his head back and spat out a mouthful of old blood. This statement was too fierce and too heavy of a taste. Perhaps only those perverted gentlemen in Japan would be able to appreciate such a scene without changing their expressions. Li Xiaotian's little heart could not take such a blow.
"Don't, don't do this! What's so good about that stinky thing? Instead, it dirtied our lovely Vanessa. I remember that you high-level succubi have this saying? That is, every part of your body is fragrant. I don't want a part of my lovely Vanessa to be dirtied by those stinky poops.”
After hearing Li Xiaotian's concern for her, Vanessa could not help but lower her head shyly. She stammered for a long time before she mustered up her courage and promised Li Xiaotian, who was in her warm embrace,"
"Yes! Little Tian Tian, I promise you that my body will always be fragrant. I will never let anything smelly stick to me, so that you can smell the best fragrance on my body every day.”
With a sister like this, what else could a man ask for? What more could I ask for…!
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