I'm courting death live in the Heavenly Court
24 The mansion, the bugs, the neighbors!

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Under the guidance of the little palace maid, Zhang Chen came to a valley in the Southern Heavenly Gate.

This place was surrounded by mountains, and they were all high. Immortal birds and beasts could be seen everywhere on the mountain. The valley didn't seem very big. Zhang Chen looked into the distance and saw a small stream flowing down from the celestial mountain into a large lake. Around the lake, there were many towering palaces. It was probably the celestial residence.

"Tsk tsk, this environment is beautiful!”Zhang Chen praised, feeling very satisfied. This place had beautiful mountains and clear waters, birds chirping and flowers fragrant. It was simply a paradise!

The live broadcast room was also filled with envy.

Zhang Chen followed the little palace maid and asked curiously. "Are all the immortals living here?"

The little palace maid replied respectfully. "No, there are a total of ten palaces here. Including you, there are only five immortals living here.”

"Oh?" Zhang Chen was surprised. "Where do the other immortals of the Heavenly Court live?”

"It's hard to say. There are immortals living in the four Heavenly Gates. Some immortals don't live in the Heavenly Court either. For example, the barefoot immortal lives in the city outside the Heavenly Court.”

Hearing the little palace maid's words, Zhang Chen roughly understood. It turned out that there were many immortal residences in the Heavenly Court, scattered in many areas. Moreover, some immortals lived outside the Heavenly Court. It had to be known that the Immortal World was the same as the lower realm. There were many cities, and many immortal cultivators lived there.

For example, the high-ranking officials in Beijing on Earth might not necessarily live in the government's allocated rooms!

After understanding this, Zhang Chen had a plan. In the future, when he was courting death, he had to get a map of the Heavenly Court first to prevent himself from entering a wolf's den after escaping the Heavenly Court.

They walked all the way to the north of the lake. There was a bluestone path leading to a palace made of white jade. Beside the lake, Zhang Chen saw a large stone tablet. On it, there were three big words carved in a flamboyant manner-Misty Valley!

"Smoke Valley? It matches the scenery here." Zhang Chen looked at the little palace maid beside him. "Which immortals live here?”

The little palace maid shook her head. "There are many mansions in the Heavenly Court. I'm not sure either. I've vaguely heard that the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, lives here.”

"What the hell? The Great Sage, Heaven's Equal?" Zhang Chen was shocked. Didn't Sun Wukong fall out with the Heavenly Court a long time ago? Didn't he live in Flowerfruit Mountain? And didn't he become a Buddha after learning the scriptures? Why was he still living in the Heavenly Court?

"Why does the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal live in the Heavenly Court?”Zhang Chen asked the little palace maid.

The little palace maid shook her head blankly. "How would I know?"

Alright then! Zhang Chen didn't ask any more questions. He thought that if he lived here in the future, he would meet Sun Wukong one day. At that time, he would definitely ask who Sun Wukong's father was. How dare he f * cking f * ck a rock!

The live broadcast room was also filled with exclamations and cheers. They did not expect the streamer and Sun Wukong to become neighbors. They were all extremely excited and looked forward to the moment Sun Wukong appeared on their computer screens.

Following the little palace maid to the side of the White Jade Mansion, Zhang Chen stood at the door and looked around. He felt refreshed. He couldn't afford a house on Earth, but he had a big villa in the Heavenly Court! Awesome, really awesome!

Zhang Chen looked up again and found that the palace was at least seven stories tall. It was glowing with a hazy white light and looked very majestic. Zhang Chen also found that the plaque on the door of the palace had been replaced with a new one. It was obvious that it was made of top-grade jade. On it were a few shining words-Mortal Immortal Zhang Chen's Mansion!

"Awesome! Domineering and dignified!" Zhang Chen muttered, very satisfied. He boasted to the audience in the live broadcast room,"Did everyone see that? This will be my residence in the Heavenly Court in the future. It should be at least a few hundred square meters, right? Not bad, right?"

" 666 Streamer is awesome."

"This suits the streamer's identity. This mansion is magnificent!”

"This house is much more awesome than the imperial palace of the ancient emperors on Earth. It's all made of jade. How much is this?”

"Look at you country bumpkins. The identity of the streamer is obvious. After all, you're the reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao!”

[The person above ridicules strength.]

“999”

"Let's go, I'll bring everyone in to take a look.”Then, Zhang Chen took the lead and entered the palace.

"It's really f * cking big!" Zhang Chen walked around the palace and roughly estimated that it was nearly 1,000 square meters. Moreover, it was a double-story structure with two floors.

Zhang Chen thought to himself,'I'll treat the first floor as my living room. I'll call all the immortals for a theme PARTY when I have nothing to do.' The second floor would be the bedroom, and there would be a hundred sheets of bed sheets to fool a group of little fairies. Be the same. Sleep. As for the toilet, he would get two! Mirrors were plastered on all four walls, and he could feel the mood when he was playing with them!

Moreover, when the system upgraded and became awesome, he would bring all the good things on Earth, such as KTV, bars, computers, and a group of gods to play online!

F * ck, just thinking about it makes me excited!

The more Zhang Chen thought about it, the happier he felt. He couldn't help but chuckle, scaring the little palace maid beside him.

"Mortal Immortal, shall I take you to get the Saturn Peaches?”

Zhang Chen nodded and left the palace, leaving the Mist Valley. He went all the way to the peach garden and took a peach the size of a palm.

Frowning at the peach, Zhang Chen was very disappointed. How could this thing be called a heavenly peach? Why did he have two bug eyes?

Zhang Chen suddenly looked at the little Earth Immortal Realm warrior who was responsible for guarding the peach garden and asked,""This is a thousand-year Saturn Peach?"

The little Earth Immortal nodded with certainty. "That's right, Mortal Immortal."

Zhang Chen looked at the Saturn Peach in his hand and frowned even more. "Why are there still bug eyes?"

" Um..." The little Earth Immortal didn't know how to answer this serious question.

"What about the bugs in the bug's eyes?" Zhang Chen asked suspiciously.”

"It should be…inside the peach, right?" The little Earth Immortal was not sure.”

"Is that so?" Zhang Chen frowned. Suddenly, he saw a small milky white worm emerging from one of the little Earth Immortal Realm warriors 'eyes. It was constantly surging and trying to crawl outside. Zhang Chen immediately beamed and nodded to the little Earth Immortal Realm warrior. "That's good! Not bad, not bad!"

After that, Zhang Chen ignored the little Earth Immortal's speechless gaze and left happily with the Peaches of Immortality.

"Streamer, is this Earth Immortal trying to trick you?”

"I think so too. Why did I give you a peach with bug eyes?”

"Chen 'zi, I didn't see that you were stupid! How could a peach with bug-like eyes be so beautiful?“

"Chen 'zi, can you not smile foolishly at Peach? Don't reveal this country bumpkin expression, alright? Don't forget your identity, the reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao!”

"Streamer, the insides of this broken peach have been gnawed by bugs, right?”

"Eh…these bugs are disgusting. They look like maggots. I can't eat these heavenly peaches anymore.”

Zhang Chen looked at the discussions of the millions of viewers in the live broadcast room and rolled his eyes. He said disdainfully,"You guys don't understand, do you? Think about it! How could an insect that could eat a thousand-year-old Saturn Peach be an ordinary insect? Perhaps it was a worm that had lived for a thousand years? Who knows how many heavenly peaches he had eaten!”

"Do you guys think this insect has any nutritional value?”

The live broadcast room immediately exploded when they heard this.

"F * ck, the streamer is so smart. Why didn't I think of that!”

"As expected of the reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao. His train of thought is indeed different from us mortals.”

"Streamer 666."

"Now that the host said it, it seems like it's true.”

"I beg Chen Zi to live stream eating bugs!"

"I beg Chen Zi to become Lord Bei of the Heavenly Courts."

"Chen Zi is mighty, his strength can eat maggots!"

" 10086."

Zhang Chen put the Saturn Peach into the System Space and smiled smugly. For a person who wanted to die, he must have an awesome brain!

On the way back to the Misty Valley, Zhang Chen planned to walk around and familiarize himself with the environment.

After leaving the palace, Zhang Chen stood at the door and looked at the small courtyard that was close to his palace in the east. He was secretly curious.

The door of this small courtyard was tightly shut, just like the courtyards of large families in ancient times on Earth. Dense leaves covered the sky and blocked the roof of the courtyard.

Zhang Chen was curious. He wondered which immortal actually chose to live in such a small courtyard instead of a palace.

"Streamer, stop wasting time. You'll know once you go and take a look.”

"Yeah, I'm also curious about which deity's residence it is. Streamer, go and take a look.”

"We're neighbors after all. Go and say hello.”

"Who knows, it might be me, the Great Sage Sun!"

Under the urging of the audience in the live broadcast room, Zhang Chen walked towards the courtyard. It wasn't far, but there was a stream coming from the mountain in between. Zhang Chen had just stepped onto the small wooden bridge when he heard a creaking sound coming from the courtyard not far away. The courtyard door was opened from the inside!

Zhang Chen was stunned. Then, he saw a woman in white walking out.

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