I'm courting death live in the Heavenly Court
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(Tonight, I will do as I say. This is the first chapter!) I don't want to say anything else. Give me some flowers to support me. Thank you, dear!)

Flooding Japan, flooding the Japanese!

When the audience in the live broadcast room heard Zhang Chen's solemn words, they were instantly excited.

"Good job, host!"

"If the host does what he says, there won't be anything else but tips!”

"Just based on the streamer's boldness, I admire you. I'm your crazy fan.”

"Streamer, we'll all help you think of a way. When the time comes, the live broadcast will not be as good as Tokyo!”

"Streamer, you're a real man. I'm so excited just thinking about Japan sinking! Cool, cool, cool!"

Zhang Chen said solemnly," Don't worry, everyone. I will definitely do what I say. Once I steal the Sea Calming Pearl, I will definitely cause a tsunami in Japan!"”

" Streamer 6666!"

"Host, we'll help you think of a way now.”

Suddenly, the bullet comments in the live broadcast room changed.

"F * ck, what big, white birds.”

" Upstairs, that's a crane."

"It's a crane, and there's a person sitting on it. It must be an immortal.”

“6666”

"Cool."

Zhang Chen was stunned. He hurriedly turned around and looked up. He saw a white crane flying over from the sky, followed by two smaller white cranes. The three white cranes flew in the air in a triangular formation and soon arrived in front of him. They flapped their wings and landed on the ground. At this moment, Xiao Longnu stood up expressionlessly.

A young man came down from the white crane. He was dressed in white, and the words 'Heavenly Court' were embroidered on his chest.

"Hmm? Two ascenders?" The man looked at Zhang Chen and Xiao Longnu in surprise. "One human, one dragon."

"What's your name?" The man asked Zhang Chen.

"Zhang Chen."

Xiao Longnu didn't wait for the man to ask and said coldly,""Su Quyun."

Su Quyun? Zhang Chen silently recited two sentences and secretly memorized them in his heart.

The man nodded. "My name is Wu Dazhuang, and I'm the person who received the Heavenly Court. It's been a thousand years since a lower realm immortal cultivator ascended. I didn't expect two of you to come down today.”

Hearing the man's name, Zhang Chen's mouth twitched. He was about to nod when he heard Xiao Longnu say indifferently,""I don't know him."

"Alright then!" Wu Dazhuang nodded indifferently and stepped on the crane. He then let Zhang Chen and Xiao Longnu sit on the other two little white cranes and took the lead to fly to the horizon.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were all staring at the screen. No one wanted to miss any exciting scenes. After all, he was an immortal. No one had ever seen him before!

"Wu Dazhuang…Is that the name of an immortal?”

"F * ck, why does he look like a country bumpkin? Can't he be a little more immortal?”

"It's over. My first impression of the Immortal World is ruined.”

"He's a guide after all! Could he send a handsome young man with a sage-like demeanor? He's not even as handsome as the host!"

"It looks like a fujoshi upstairs."

"Same floor."

"Speaking of which, Xiao Longnu's name is not bad. It's quite artistic, but it's too cold.”

"I like cold beauties. I beg the streamer to woo Su Quyun.”

"Kneel together."

"I'll kneel too."

"Streamer, tell me what it feels like to fly in the sky on a white crane.”

Zhang Chen looked at the audience's words in his mind and replied in his heart,"" I don't feel anything. It's just that it's a little cool. Yeah, it's a little painful…"

Instantly, the live broadcast room was filled with complaints.

On the way out of the Heavenly Court Novice Village, Wu Dazhuang said,""I'll take you to the celestial heavens to go through the procedures and register. This way, you'll officially become a member of the immortal realm and officially be under the management and protection of the celestial heavens.”

Zhang Chen curiously asked about some things, and Wu Dazhuang told him a lot of basic knowledge.

It turned out that the Immortal World was very big, and there were many forces that could stand shoulder to shoulder with the Heavenly Court, such as the Demon Race, the Devil Race, the Buddhist Thunder Temple, the Western Gods, and many other forces that Zhang Chen had never heard of. Anyway, they were complicated and each occupied their own mountains.

As Zhang Chen was a mortal, he appeared directly in the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court after ascending. The dragon race had long belonged to the Heavenly Court, so Xiao Longnu also ascended to the Heavenly Court. If it was the demon race or the devil race that ascended, they would not come to the celestial heavens.

Besides the ascendants, the majority of the original inhabitants of the Immortal World were the ones who lived there. Besides those immortals who 'jumped out of the Three Realms and were not in the Five Elements,' not everyone was immortal. For example, ascendants would die in the Immortal World. It was common for them to be beaten to death by other races, but at least they would live a long life, so long that they could not even hope to die…

Moreover, ordinary immortals could not fly in the immortal world unless they reached a certain level.

After learning these basic knowledge, Zhang Chen couldn't help but secretly click his tongue. He realized that the Immortal World wasn't some paradise. It was also full of danger. If he were to court death, he would really die!

Not long after, the three cranes landed on a celestial mountain. There were pavilions and pavilions on the mountain. The trees were lush and dense, and the scenery was especially beautiful.

"We're here. Come down." Wu Dazhuang waved his hand and led Zhang Chen and Xiao Longnu into a hall. Zhang Chen saw a large flat board hanging in the hall with the words 'Heavenly Court's Ministry of Revenue' written on it. It was the place where the registration was done.

The live broadcast room was filled with discussions.

"So the immortal world also needs a household registration. Why do I feel that it doesn't seem like a thing?”

"Yeah, what a strange thing. The immortal world is actually similar to the mortal world.”

"This is like the Civil Affairs Bureau, right?"

"The host has completed the procedures and is now a legitimate immortal. Tsk tsk, interesting.”

"I suddenly thought of something. Speaking of which, after the procedures are completed, the streamer will no longer be an illegal account. Then, after the streamer dies, won't it be easy for the Heavenly Court to find him?”

"Hahaha, I think the streamer really knows how to do it!”

Zhang Chen was also helpless, but he still went through many procedures in the hall. Finally, with the enhancement of the immortal technique, a trace of Zhang Chen's aura was left behind. At that time, he could use this to find out his information. In this way, Zhang Chen was completely tied to the Heavenly Court.

"Alright, the procedures are done. The two of you can leave on your own.”Wu Dazhuang smiled and waved goodbye.

"Where to?" Zhang Chen was a little confused.

"The Immortal World is so big. We can go wherever we want.”

"F * ck!" Zhang Chen was depressed. "Are we done for after we ascend? There's no treatment or anything?"

Wu Dazhuang shook his head and laughed. "What's wrong? Do you still have to wait for me to arrange a place for you? "Since you've ascended, you can live in the immortal world. Cultivate or do whatever you want. As long as you don't kill the innocent within the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court, the rest is not under our jurisdiction.”

Zhang Chen gradually understood that the Heavenly Court was a country in the mortal world, and ascenders were no different from commoners. Do you think commoners could order the national institutions to arrange jobs, accommodation, and daily life for you? Isn't this nonsense?

Zhang Chen complained in the live broadcast room,"It's so hard. Ascendants are worse than dogs!"”

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I thought I would be awesome after ascending, but it turns out that it's still the same in the Immortal World!”

"Don't be angry, host. Let's go quickly and take us to the immortal world.”

"Host, stop wasting time. If you don't stay here, I'll leave you somewhere else. Take Xiao Longnu out to have fun. Host, let's go to the demon world to have some fun.”

"Not good. Streamer, you should go to the Western Divine World and see what Jesus looks like. Also, the Goddess of Love.”

"Sigh!" Zhang Chen sighed and turned to look at Su Quyun, only to find that her face was still cold and expressionless. "Xiao Longnu, what should we do?"

"Don't call me Xiao Longnu." Xiao Longnu glanced at Zhang Chen coldly and turned to leave.

Peng, peng, peng. At this moment. A series of footsteps suddenly sounded, and a strange figure appeared at the entrance of the hall.

Zhang Chen was dumbfounded when he saw this. Was this a birdman?

He saw that this person had a pointy mouth and monkey-like cheeks. He had three eyes on his face, exposed his breasts, had wings on his back, and held an awl in his hand. It was very strange.

As soon as he entered, he said to Wu Dazhuang,"I'll take these two with me."

Wu Dazhuang bowed respectfully. "Greetings, Exalted Immortal Thunder Punishment.”

The birdman nodded and waved at Zhang Chen and Xiao Longnu before leaving. "Follow me."

Zhang Chen was stunned for a moment before he quickly followed Xiao Longnu.

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