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30 Enter the Eastern Sea!

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(Large chapter, more than 3,000 words!) There was another update at night for the friends who had been crazily rewarding dirty words, sending flowers, and collecting today! Although he didn't meet the requirements to add more updates, Slander was off duty today. As long as he had time, he would definitely let everyone see it to their heart's content and post as much as he wrote! Absolutely not! By the way, chapter 26 is being reviewed. It will only be available tomorrow. Those friends who want to see it can go to the group to see it! A Little... Group No.: **)

The mansion became quiet again.

Zhang Chen let out a long sigh and returned to his bed, staring at the ceiling in a daze.

As a perverted man who wanted to die, would he be sentimental? I won't! At this moment, Zhang Chen was thinking that his father-in-law obviously could not satisfy his mother-in-law. How would his mother-in-law spend her days? As the saying goes, thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger…Is there a chance for me to take advantage of it?

Zhang Chen's thoughts flew back and he looked at the bullet comments in the live broadcast room.

"I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat for Chen Zi.”

" The host is a smart young man."

"The person above is wrong. Young Guan!"

"Streamer, you're awesome. I give full marks for the reason that your skin is too long!"

"The host is so shameless."

"Host, are you suffocating? Hurry up and take a tube to vent."

"The person above makes sense. Please broadcast it live. I don't care."

"Sister, the tissue is ready."

"Sister, go wash a cucumber first.”

" The girl upstairs is 666!"

"The Heavenly Court's courting death live broadcast room was immediately occupied by a group of fujoshi!”

Zhang Chen speechlessly looked at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room and complained," I'm really interested in a bunch of tough guys like you. Speaking of which, if Erke and Sister Fa were here, hehehe..."

"Chen, Sister Fa is here!"

"Chen 'zi, Erke has been waiting for a long time!"

Suddenly, two golden bullet comments popped up in the bullet screen. They were especially eye-catching. When he looked at their IDs, he saw that they were Chen Yifa and Erke, who had suddenly popped up.

Zhang Chen was immediately annoyed. " Sister Fa and Erke, stop fooling around. I thought you two weren't here..."

Chen Yifa laughed out loud." I've been opening both windows. I've been checking your room with my fans. Don't tell me, your popularity has skyrocketed!" Chen Zi is really awesome!"

" Little Chen," Er Ke said unhappily," I've already closed my livestream. I've been waiting for a long time. Are you going to play or not?"”

Zhang Chen lifted the blanket. "Rubbing my ass, you're so scared that you're weak!"

The audience burst into laughter.

“666”

"Stupid Streamer, Erke is just teasing you. I'm currently watching Erke's live-stream to see how she flirts with you.”

"999. By the way, Chen, it's not easy to deal with your mother-in-law!”

"Yes, it's too risky for a mother and daughter to marry each other.”

"Mother-in-law is already very dissatisfied with you now. Be careful, she might cut off your next life!”

"Chen 'zi, wealth and honor come from danger. Don't waver! We must continue to be dirty!"

"Yes, yes, yes! I strongly recommend that you do a live broadcast of hitting on your mother-in-law."

"I agree."

"Going to the banquet in Donghai tomorrow is an opportunity! You must cherish it."

"Chen 'zi, I'm taking a leave of absence tomorrow. I'll fire you even if I have to see you flirt with your mother-in-law tomorrow.”

" Streamer, I've been absent for three days…"

Zhang Chen suddenly felt a surge of pressure. "We'll see how things go tomorrow. Haste makes waste. Let's take it slow. I'm going to sleep first!"

After that, Zhang Chen bid farewell to the audience, closed the livestream, yawned, and fell asleep.

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The next morning, Zhang Chen woke up. He counted on his fingers. He was going to the banquet in the East Sea today, so he couldn't flirt with the Weaver Girl.

After eating, Zhang Chen went to the Hundred Treasure House to be on duty. After he was promoted to a mortal immortal, his status soared and he had five underlings.

Especially during the first few days of the month, the immortals were blessed. Profits and blessings. During the peak period of profit, Zhang Chen originally thought that he would definitely be busy, but he was puzzled that he really didn't see many immortals coming.

Later, after asking around, Zhang Chen learned that the immortals were preparing for the heavenly peach banquet in a month!

Since there were no immortals to receive it, Zhang Chen naturally had to deliver it to them. However, there was no need for him to do such a small thing himself. Zhang Chen waved his hand, and his five underlings took the Fu. Li Li went to deliver the package.

It was not until noon that Zhang Chen opened the voice permission of the system's live broadcast room. Countless viewers began to fight for the microphone and crazily roared songs. Zhang Chen had a smile on his face as he dozed off under the sun. Just as he was feeling a little dazed, he was suddenly woken up by an arrogant voice.

"Zhang Chen, Aotian is here. Hurry up and welcome him!”

Zhang Chen opened his eyes and saw Long Aotian standing in front of him with a dissatisfied expression. He frowned and glared at him.

"Aotian is here." Zhang Chen touched Long Aotian's little face.

"Hmph, pig Zhang Chen!" Long Aotian cursed coldly. His little face rubbed against Zhang Chen's palm in enjoyment, and then he pulled his arm. "Mother asked me to bring you home.”

Just as he stood up and walked two steps away, Long Aotian grabbed the corner of Zhang Chen's clothes and stopped in place. "You carry me."

Zhang Chen was speechless and did as he was told. He let Long Aotian ride on his neck and left the Hundred Treasure House.

Speaking of which, he was the one riding Aotian. Why was it the other way around this time?

Zhang Chen saw a group of people standing neatly in front of a huge and terrifying ship when he arrived a hundred meters away from the palace.

"F * ck…Are they trying to gang up on me?”Zhang Chen was shocked. There were too many people in front of him. There were at least a thousand of them. Moreover, he could tell that they were immortal soldiers from their murderous aura!

These immortal soldiers were all different in appearance, some had two large pincers, some had fish heads, some had sharp fins on their backs. However, no matter how strange, comical, or terrifying their appearances were, their auras were very solemn. They were neatly arranged in a square formation and stood on the spot without moving!

In front of the immortal soldiers, a soldier was holding a golden flag that was waving in the wind. On the flag were the words-East Ocean Dragon Palace!

Obviously, these were the shrimp soldiers and crab generals of Eastern Sea who had specially come to welcome Zhang Chen!

Heavenly Dragon rode on Zhang Chen's neck and boasted loudly to the group of people in front of him,""This is BenGong's husband, Zhang Chen!”

Zhang Chen sweated. As the husband of a little loli, why did he feel a little ashamed?

At this moment, a man covered in scales and with a single horn on his head walked out from the immortal weapon. He respectfully returned on one knee and clasped his hands at Zhang Chen. "Aoyun, the commander of the East Sea's Heavenly Dragon Army, greets the young master of the Fuma!”

Following that, the thousands of people behind him knelt down and roared in unison, their voices shaking the celestial heavens. "Heavenly Dragon Army! Greetings, Prince Consort!"

This action caused the surrounding passersby to take a detour and look at Zhang Chen in surprise. They felt that this little immortal was a little unfamiliar. Moreover, he did not have a celestial grade, but why was he so awesome?

The number one legion of the Eastern Sea, the Heavenly Dragon Army, had actually mobilized their entire army. Moreover, the famous Eastern Sea Flying Ship had also arrived!

This kid had too much face!

"Prince Consort?" Zhang Chen stood out from the crowd. Looking at the group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals kneeling under his feet, he felt his heart skip a beat!

This lineup, this treatment, it was refreshing and domineering!

The live broadcast room was also filled with cheers.

" 666, the streamer is mighty!"

"Prince Consort? I wonder if the old dragon king has a son. If not, wouldn't Donghai be a streamer in the future?”

"Little Chen is awesome. This scene is too domineering!”

"Thousands of troops bow down, my ass flies!”

"Chen Zi is getting more and more awesome now.”

"Speaking of which, these shrimp soldiers and crab generals are a little ugly!”

"Are you the idiot upstairs? If he wasn't ugly, how could he make the streamer look so handsome?”

" That makes sense. I suddenly feel like the streamer has become more handsome…"

"We're leaving. F * ck, an airboat! Chen Zi, this treatment!"

"Look, look, it's taking off!”

" Hollywood special effects, so cool!"

Then, under the escort of General Aoyun of the Dragon Army, he led Zhang Chen onto the big ship.

When Zhang Chen stood still on the boat, the Dragon Army, which had been kneeling down, stood up and quickly boarded the boat in an orderly manner.

Following that, Zhang Chen saw Aoyun wave his hand and shout,""Royal Heavenly Dragon Army, set off!"

Then, Zhang Chen suddenly felt a tremor under his feet. Then, the ship actually floated up into the sky. Under the control of dozens of Dragon Army soldiers, the flying ship flew away quickly.

Standing on the airboat, Zhang Chen watched the scenery flying backward as he felt that the airboat was several times faster than a fighter jet! What was more surprising was that he could not feel any wind while standing on the deck. Moreover, it was quite stable. It could be seen that this flying boat was extraordinary.

The audience in the live broadcast room discussed enthusiastically and excitedly.

"This airboat is so cool. It's not smaller than an aircraft carrier, right?”

"And this speed is too fast."

"Do you see those blue towers around the airboat? It looks even more powerful."

"That should be an immortal treasure weapon, right? Chen 'zi, hurry up and let the Imperial Heavenly Dragon Army attack!”

"If there was such an airboat on Earth, it would be unstoppable!”

"Chen 'zi is still the best. Even the country's leaders can't compare to this treatment!”

"The streamer is too pretentious.”

"Full marks!"

"Chen Zi, don't be arrogant. Ao, when you take in your mother-in-law, Donghai will be yours!”

Zhang Chen looked at the scenery in the distance. There were mountains, white clouds, and the immortal city was small. He felt a sense of pride and boasted to the audience in the live broadcast room,"Sooner or later, I, Zhang Chen, will rule the three worlds and look down on all immortals! The three worlds are all mine!"

“999”

"This act is good."

"I was so scared that I peed."

"Eh? He saw the sea. Had he reached the East China Sea?”

"I think we're here. That was fast."

Zhang Chen looked up and saw an endless sea of Wang Yang. The blue waves surged and the sea and the sky lined up!

On the way here, Zhang Chen learned that there were three seas in the Immortal World. One was the Four Seas, and the other was the East, West, South, and North Seas, which were under the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court. The second was the Sea of Bitterness, which was under the jurisdiction of Buddhism. The three Dead Seas were within the territory of the demons.

The Eastern Sea of the Four Directions Sea Region was located a thousand miles away to the east of the East Heaven's Gate.

"Zhang Chen, this is my home." Long Aotian pointed at the sea below and said arrogantly.

"Little tycoon." Zhang Chen nodded with a smile. Then, the airboat descended rapidly. In just a few seconds…

Plop!

The flying boat crashed into the sea, and the surface of the sea immediately burst into a huge splash, smashing into the sky.

Zhang Chen looked around curiously in the vacuum sea and thought,""We've arrived at the Eastern Sea! What did the Dragon Palace look like? I must go to my mother-in-law's boudoir to take a look!”

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