Zhang Chen said seriously," This treasure can contain heaven and earth and capture all living beings. It's a supreme divine artifact beyond the three realms. It's a masterpiece-a mobile phone!”
" Hiss..." The old Dragon King gasped. "This magic treasure actually has such great power? He had never heard of any magic treasure in the three realms that could contain heaven and earth and capture all living beings. This was ten thousand times more powerful than the Purple Gold Gourd of the Grand Supreme Elder!”
"Low profile, low profile!" Zhang Chen realized that the old dragon king liked to breathe in cool air. Could it be that his little penis was not strong enough to use his mouth? F * ck, I seem to have discovered something again. Speaking of which, I also like drinking dragon juice. I have to f * cking have a competition!
"A phone?" Long Meigu was also surprised. "Just from the name of this magic treasure, it's already so unconventional. Presumably, its power must be extraordinary. I wonder what the word 'mobile phone' means?”
"The phone!" Zhang Chen's head was a little big. That's right. Why is a phone called a phone? "A cell phone…A cell phone is…En, it can calculate the meaning of the heavenly secrets with one hand!”
"Aotian, give me the phone first." Zhang Chen instructed, and Ao Tian obediently handed the phone over. After Zhang Chen took it, his expression became serious. Then, he pointed the phone at the old Dragon King and his mother-in-law and shouted in a low voice,"One hand divines the heavenly secrets and restrains all living beings! Chi!"
The expressions of the old Dragon King and his mother-in-law changed at the same time. Then, with a click, the magical treasure called the mobile phone suddenly flashed with a dazzling light, and then everything returned to normal.
After the two of them were stunned, they hurriedly checked their bodies carefully, but they did not find anything unusual. Then, they saw Zhang Chen hand over the phone. Just as the two of them took it, they heard Zhang Chen say,"Father-in-law and mother-in-law have already been trapped by my magic treasure. If I don't release it, father-in-law and mother-in-law will definitely be suppressed by the Heavenly Dao and suffer countless disasters in the future!”
The old Dragon King and his mother-in-law were shocked. They looked at the magic treasure and saw that there were indeed images of them inside. It was as if their souls had been captured!
"This…son-in-law, quickly, quickly remove the Heavenly Dao suppression for father-in-law!”The old dragon king urged him hurriedly. He was quite frightened. He had never seen such a divine item before. It was simply superb, mysterious, and difficult to distinguish between ghosts and gods!
"Father-in-law Mo Fang!" Zhang Chen couldn't stop laughing in his heart. He took the phone unhurriedly and clicked to delete the photo. Then, he showed it to the old Dragon King. "Alright, with little son-in-law here, father-in-law can rest assured.”
"Amazing! Amazing!" Instantly, the old dragon king heaved a sigh of relief and could not help but click his tongue in admiration. His eyes were filled with splendor as he looked at the phone…Another treasure of the three worlds has appeared in the East Ocean! He had to let Aotian keep it well and not let the immortals see it!
"My son-in-law is indeed extraordinary! Mother-in-law was very comforted. Aotian was blessed.”The mother-in-law looked at Zhang Chen with satisfaction. She was just short of marrying him.
The banquet had yet to begin, but Zhang Chen had already put on a show. Everything was done. It was awesome! Eh…Speaking of which, why hasn't Aotian's aunt appeared yet?
At this moment, Heavenly Court's live streaming room was already in chaos. If it wasn't for the system being awesome, Douyu's backstage would have exploded.
“9999”
"I'm convinced, I'm convinced. I'm sincerely convinced by Chen's pretentious act!”
"This is so awesome! I just went to find a keyboard that I lost before, and now I'm really kneeling on it! If I lie to you, I'll be dog shit!"
"Previous poster, who do you think you are? I just smashed my phone. It's a new iPhone 6! Streamer, f * ck your grandpa, pay me back!”
"Previous poster, don't act cool. I felt so good watching the streamer act cool. In the end, I got excited and smashed the company's computer screen with a punch!”
"Sigh, don't beep. I just ate sh * t. I was watching a live broadcast on my phone, but I fell into the toilet.”
"To be honest, I'm laughing so hard that I peed my pants. I'll go wash my pants first.”
"What's the big deal about peeing from laughing? I'm laughing my ass off.”
"The burly man upstairs said it as if you had no gaps.”
"Stop bragging. The streamer is too awesome. I'm already dumbfounded.”
"I need to look up to Chen Zi's realm. He can even pretend to be in a new realm with his phone.”
"First, the Invisibility Talisman is a little high. Tide, give me another empty box containing the Beauty Pill. The trend had reached its peak, and the last broken phone…was actually f * cking trendy! Spit! It's time!"
"This is the rhythm of posturing.”
"I sell cell phones. The streamer's cell phone is a Legend, right? It seemed to be the one with 1g of memory, right? The market price was 790! How could you brag about such a crappy phone as the treasure of the three worlds!”
"Streamer, can we make Bi Lian a potion? In order to act tough, he had fed his integrity to the dogs!”
"Little Chen, you're acting tough step by step. You've reached the peak of perfection. I, Wang Ergou, am impressed!”
"The host scared the old Dragon King so much that he pitied my Brother Long for some reason.”
"Brother Long is so miserable. He was tricked by a broken phone.”
"I hope Brother Long will never find out the truth. Otherwise, he will vomit blood and ascend…"
"No, I can't take it anymore. Look at how poor the streamer is, pretending to be tall, rich and handsome with a 790 yuan phone. I'll reward you with 88 rockets!”
"Master pretentious god, please accept me as your disciple. 99 rockets are a gift for you to become my disciple.”
"Chen, half of my employees skipped work today because of you! But today, I'm just happy. It's too enjoyable to watch. Reward!”
If it wasn't for the system, the live stream would have exploded. If it was Douyu's live stream, it would have been paralyzed.
The audience had been driven crazy by Zhang Chen. They wished they could go out on the streets and show off. Some of the audience members had indeed been provoked by Zhang Chen and went out on the streets to show off…
Zhang Chen wasn't done with his posturing. He continued to postulate to the audience in the live broadcast room,"This is a win without a win. It's lonely at the top!”
The audience vomited blood and continued to spew it out in anger.
In the Dragon Palace, Zhang Chen and the old Dragon King repeatedly clinked their glasses. The old Dragon King laughed and almost choked to death several times…
Zhang Chen couldn't help but ask his mother-in-law. "Mother-in-law, why haven't I seen auntie yet?”
" Your aunt's stomach hasn't been feeling well recently…" Long Meigu explained. She was halfway through her explanation when she suddenly smiled. "What a coincidence."
Zhang Chen heard footsteps coming from behind him and hurriedly turned his head. In an instant, the wine glass in his hand fell to the ground and shattered into pieces!
"How…could it be her!"
"F * ck her grandpa!"
Zhang Chen looked at his aunt in front of him and was completely dumbfounded. Then…Zhang Chen cried!
(The next chapter is getting dirty!) Get ready. The posturing ends here. Our theme is dirtiness. Everyone, get dirty!）
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