What did immortals like? Especially what the female immortal liked. Ye Fan transferred the money from the Red Envelope Group to his bank card and withdrew the money. He thought to himself that the other party was a god. What did he need to satisfy her?
Ye Fan thought for a long time but could not figure it out. In the end, he had an idea. He thought to himself, even if she was a female immortal, she was still a female. He would know if he asked another woman.
"What do you want the most for the new year? Waiting online, hurry!" Ye Fan used his phone to post such a post on a popular Baidu Tieba. Soon, he received all kinds of responses.
Perfume of Love: " It's too old-fashioned to give things. Just give me money directly."”
"Give me a Maserati and shake the license plate number!"”
Jin Se wants to lose weight: " 1, but I love Lamborghini."”
"A hundred boxes of Erguotou!"”
Little Ran: [The person above is drunk. The OP is asking about the girl. Why are you a big man?]
[Coral Ocean: I…can I have a vibrating rod…rod?]
……
A bunch of answers quickly filled up a few pages. Ye Fan looked at them one by one, but none of them were reliable. Each one was more ridiculous than the other. It was not that they could not afford it, but it was completely unrealistic.
Finally, on the fourth page, Ye Fan saw a very special answer.
"My request is simple. Give me a box of TL comics. Remember, I want the ones with meat.”
"One look and I know she's a fujoshi." Ye Fan said in his heart after seeing this answer. Suddenly, he thought of something. In this era, almost all girls were fujoshi. If she said that she wasn't, it meant that she hadn't discovered the fujoshi in her heart. Anyway, Ye Fan felt that this was quite right. Among the female netizens he knew, there was not a single one who was not rotten.
"Let's do this. It's absolutely shocking!”Ye Fan thought of this and immediately took action.
On the first day of the new year, Ye Fan ran for a long time before he found a Doujin bookstore that was open for business. He rummaged through it for a long time and finally found a slightly bland TL manga. He thought to himself that if the Mysterious Daughter of the Nine Heavens saw this, even if she didn't like it, she wouldn't be angry, right? At the thought of this, he found a secluded corner and wrapped the comic in a red packet and sent it to Mysterious Daughter of the Nine Heavens.
Mysterious Daughter of the Nine Heavens has accepted your red packet.
After Nine Heavenly Maiden received it, she sent a wide-eyed emoji over.
"I don't know if Sister likes it or not.”Ye Fan said cautiously. No matter what, the other party was a Zenith Heaven Immortal. It was only right for him to be humble.
After a long silence, the Nine Heavenly Maiden finally spoke. He immediately sent two pouting emojis and said,"I say, little brother, how can you send me such a thing? Remember, don't do it again!”
Seeing this sentence, Ye Fan almost laughed out loud. This was because the Nine Heavenly Maiden did not speak for a long time. It was obvious that she was very engrossed in it. Otherwise, she would have said this after reading the beginning. Based on the time taken just now, the Nine Heavenly Maiden had read at least half of the book.
"As expected, sometimes when a woman says she doesn't want it, she actually wants it.”Ye Fan sighed in his heart. As expected, the female immortal was also a woman.
There was a commotion in the Immortal World Red Envelope Group.
Grand Supreme Elder invited Judge Cui Jue to join the Immortal World Red Envelope Group.
[Cui Jue: Hello, bosses. I've offended you yesterday.]
Mo Liqing:
[Mo Lihong: Brother, don't cause trouble. Don't lower yourself to the level of a little brat.]
Cui Jue: " F * ck, although I'm from the netherworld, I'm still a Divine Lord, alright? What little brat!" Besides, you guys are much better than me. After all, you guys are just security guards. At the very least, I'm still an office worker.
Taishang Laojun: " Silence, no quarreling. This is the Red Envelope Group. We only send red packets, not chat."
Mo Lihong: " That's right, brat. You've lived two lives. If you enter the group again, shouldn't you give everyone a red packet?" This was the rule.
Mo Lihai,"Big Brother is right. Cui, give me the red packet!"
Cui Jue,[Little brother…I'm leaving the group too often. Can I owe that one first?] I'll definitely make it up to you another day. That's right, that mortal who just came in, he hasn't given out anything yet! He didn't even say a word and only knew how to snatch!
Seeing that Cui Jue was talking about him, Ye Fan touched his head and thought to himself, That's right. It's not that I haven't been in the Red Envelope Group before. People who only take but don't give out and don't speak in the Red Envelope Group are the most hateful. However, he really did not have anything in common with them, but it would not be good if he did not give them red packets.
"Why don't I send them a few popular comics?”Ye Fan thought so.
"Boss, do you have anything better?" Ye Fan looked at the manga whose pages were a little yellow. He thought to himself, Why don't you buy some new ones? The one that I gave to the Nine Heavenly Maiden just now was carefully selected by me. It wasn't easy for me to take it to see people. As for the others, how are they going to show off to God if they're so wrinkled?
The boss was a middle-aged fatty wearing glasses. When he heard Ye Fan's words, he raised his head and looked at Ye Fan. He smiled wretchedly and said,"If you want something nice, brother, you should have said so earlier. Why did you take so long to choose?”
As they spoke, the boss picked up a leather bag from the corner of the shop. He looked out and saw that there was no one around. Then, he brought it to Ye Fan and opened it. It was filled with all kinds of discs.
The Spring Festival special price was five yuan for a Japanese card and eight yuan for a European card. Ten pieces for small animals!
Ye Fan picked two cards that he liked and directly packed them into two red packets before sending them to the group.
Mo Lihong has received your Red Envelope!
Fairy Su Yi has received your red packet!
Mo Lishou: " Damn, big brother, your hands are so fast. As expected of someone who has been single for nearly ten thousand years!”
"Big brother, what did he send? Let me see!"”
Mo Lihong replied," It's just a disc. It's something that can be watched with a bit of celestial spiritual energy…F * ck!"”Mo Lihong had sent a voice message. It was obvious that she was busy, and the sound she made after that sounded like blood spurting out.
Fairy Su Yi: " Mortals are so annoying. Sending out such things…Seriously."”Two blushing emojis.
"Sister Suyi, if you don't want it, you can give it to me. I can give you a big red packet in exchange.
Mo Liqing: " Big Brother, what is it? Lend it to me!"”
Mo Lihong immediately sent a shushing emoji. Through the performance of the two immortals, most of the immortals actually knew what it was. Everyone had a tacit understanding, but immediately, an immortal jumped out and shouted,
Mighty Miracle God: Newcomer, it's too stingy to only send two.
Nine Elements Star Sovereign: 'That's right, that's right. We haven't even made a move yet, and it's already gone. It's better to send more.'
Lu Dongbin: " I've cultivated for many years and have faced countless calamities and tribulations. The only thing I've been troubled by is love. I need your things to overcome my tribulations. I hope you won't be too stingy."”
Mo Lihai,[The lecherous old Daoist above, just say that you want it. Why are you still so arrogant?]
……
A bunch of male immortals were all asking for red packets, which made Ye Fan feel a little stunned. He felt as if he was looking at a group asking for seeds. Most of the female immortals were silent, and some of them had disdainful expressions.
" Be quiet, Bodhisattva is here!" Grand Supreme Elder, who could not stand it anymore, came out and roared.
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