According to Ye Fan's intention, he would directly find a hotel and throw the two fallen immortals in. They would stay for two days and then wait for Sun Wukong to come back to recruit them. However, before the car could reach halfway, the old pig cried out that it was hungry. Looking at the dim lights outside, Ye Fanxin said that it was indeed late enough. She might as well bring the two of them out for a good meal.
Ye Fan found a good restaurant and brought the two immortals in. After sitting in the private room, Old Pig rubbed his belly and said to Ye Fan,"Brother Ye, please remind them not to use pork fat.”
"What?" Ye Fan was stunned. He did not hear what Old Pig said clearly.
"I mean, don't use pork fat. Although there's no taboo in the old pig's mouth, it can't eat itself. Moreover, my master is a vegetarian and can't eat meat.”Old Pig explained.
Ye Fan didn't even think about it. He waved his hand and said,"Lard? It's all f * cking gutter oil. Where did the grease come from? What are you thinking?”Ye Fan looked at Zhu Bajie's appearance and thought that this pig head was most likely lying. He could even break the lust taboo, so what was a mere meat taboo?
"This pig head isn't afraid of Tang Sanzang, but he's definitely afraid of Brother Monkey. He's probably afraid that Tang Sanzang will tell Monkey and turn around, and Monkey will teach him a lesson.”Ye Fan guessed in his heart and ordered a bunch of good vegetarian dishes. Then, he looked at Tang Sanzang who was still chanting scriptures and said to Zhu Bajie,"Tell me how that demoness tortured you.”Ye Fan asked with a smile.
When Old Pig heard this, he almost spat out the tea on the table. He glanced at his master and quietly put his palms together in front of Ye Fan. If Tang Sanzang wasn't here, he would probably have knelt down.
" As expected..." Ye Fan guessed that Tang Sanzang didn't know how Old Pig got into the police station. He probably thought that he was there to see him and didn't know that he was in there for prostitution. Otherwise, this sin was no bigger than a meat abstinence.
He saw Old Pig take out a phone and type a bunch of words. Suddenly, Ye Fan's phone rang. Ye Fan saw that Old Pig had sent him a private message:
"Brother Ye, please spare me!" Zhu Bajie said. He saw a bunch of kneeling expressions behind him.
"I can spare you. You know the rules."”
Zhu Bajie immediately sent over a red packet with three words written on it: Hush money.
Ye Fan smiled and opened the red packet. There were ten gold ingots and a Six Yang Great Replenishing Pill inside.
Ten ingots were worth about 600,000 yuan. Ye Fan had never seen the Six Yang Great Replenishing Pill before. He asked on WeChat,"Then what is the use of the pill?"
Zhu Bajie sent a sinister smile."This is good stuff. After eating it, it can make you more manly and thicker than men! Longer! Harder! Even if it was three thousand, it would definitely not be a problem.”
"F * ck, their dirty demon king, aren't you afraid of losing your life by eating this?”Ye Fan thought to himself, no wonder the girl in black was throwing flirtatious glances at Zhu Bajie just now. It turned out that Zhu Bajie had such a secret weapon.
Zhu Bajie continued to reply," Brother, don't misunderstand. I got this medicine from Elder Jun, and its effects are permanent. There are two pills in total. I ate one, so this one is for you, Brother Ye."”
"Why didn't you eat such good food?”Ye Fan asked.
Zhu Bajie: " I'll explode after eating it. One pill is enough. This is an immortal pill. It's not something that the mortal world's medicine can compare to."”
"Alright, I'll accept it. I'll keep it a secret for you.”After Ye Fan said this, he saw Old Pig pointing at him and saying in a low voice,"That's very interesting."
When the food was served, he looked at the table full of vegetarian dishes. Ye Fan, who didn't like meat, originally didn't have much of an appetite. He just wanted to eat a few mouthfuls, but he suddenly realized that these high-quality vegetarian dishes tasted pretty good. Tang Sanzang didn't have a big appetite and finished it in a few mouthfuls. Ye Fan was also full very quickly. It was just that the old pig was like a whirlwind, eating everything. His appetite was so good that it was as if he had not eaten for hundreds of years. Soon, the cups and plates were in a mess. If the plates could be eaten, they would probably be gone.
"F * ck, this is for eight people!”Ye Fanxin had said that he and Tang Sanzang could only eat two servings at most, but this old pig had actually eaten six servings by himself. From the looks of it, he was not full yet. Ye Fan called the waiter over and served another table for Old Pig. Old Pig didn't stand on ceremony anymore. He took off his clothes and ate freely. In less than ten minutes, the eight servings were finished again. The waiter who served the dishes was already dumbfounded.
Ye Fan watched with interest from the side. He thought to himself that this fellow's magic power was gone, but his stomach was still there. He didn't care about this bit of money, so he just let the old pig eat as much as he wanted.
There were eight chefs in the kitchen cooking, but it was not enough for Old Pig to eat alone. After that, Ye Fan simply told the kitchen that there was no need to process it carefully. He just heated it up and sprinkled some salt on it. Then, he served it to the old pig. The old pig was not picky at all and ate it without delay. In the huge restaurant, many customers put down their chopsticks and came over to watch this super foodie.
Ye Fan looked at the way Old Pig ate and thought to himself that it was a good thing he didn't bring him to the buffet restaurant. Otherwise, the owner of the buffet restaurant would probably be kneeling on the ground begging for mercy.
Old Pig ate crazily for nearly two hours. Ye Fan saw that it was really too late, so he forcefully pulled him and Tang Sanzang out of the restaurant. Old Pig, who was picking his teeth, shook his head and said something that made people fall,""I'm only half full."
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