Based on Boss Fu's actions, Ye Fan definitely had the intention to beat him to death. However, thinking that killing him would be too easy on him, he might as well let the Fifth Ghost scare him to death. What bullsh * t immortal encounter, he couldn't care less.
The five ghosts returned before dawn. Ye Fan thought that he had succeeded, but he heard the taller Blue Face Ghost say,"Master, that guy is too timid. We haven't even done anything yet, and that guy has already gone crazy from fear. Once he went crazy, there was no way to scare him to death.”
Hearing this, Ye Fan sighed. He thought to himself that this old fellow deserved it. It was good that he didn't scare him to death. If he died quickly, he would be unhappy instead. Now that he had gone crazy, he could not be considered to have killed anyone, but he had also managed to vent his anger. Although he still did not get the money back, Ye Fan was obviously much happier.
Before dawn, Ye Fan returned the Fire Avoidance Shield.
"Little brother, keep your word. It's not difficult to borrow again! Haha!" Mo Lishou clearly admired Ye Fan's faithfulness.
"F * ck, you're earning merit points for nothing again! If I had known earlier, I would have taught him a simple fire-avoiding art, and this merit would have been mine!”Mo Liqing cursed.
"Brothers, don't hurt the harmony!”Mo Lihong came out to smooth things over.
"Seniors, what's the use of merit?”Ye Fan asked in the group. However, it attracted a lot of dots, and no one came to tell him.
Suddenly, someone knocked on the door. It was Fairy Su Yi from before.
"Merit is for you to become an immortal!" Fairy Su Yi went straight to the point.
"Um…how much merit do I need? And how do I accumulate merit?”Ye Fan asked.
Fairy Su Yi was a little slow and sent a long message: "Well, if you want to become the most basic Earthly Immortal, you need 3,000 merit points! As for the method of accumulating merit, the simplest method I know is to do good deeds.”
"F * ck, as expected! Then how many good deeds do I have to do? Does helping an old lady cross the road count?" Ye Fan asked.
Fairy Su Yi thought for a moment and said,"Yes, but even if the other party is willing, helping him a thousand times is considered a merit."”
"One thousand times counts as one merit point, three thousand merit points counts as an Earth Immortal... Damn, three million times counts counts as an Earth Immortal! I don't have to live my days anymore!" Ye Fan calculated and could not help but collapse a little.
"Are there any simpler methods?”Ye Fan did not believe that the immortals in the sky were all good people, nor did he believe that they had the patience to help an old lady cross the road three million times.
"It's fine if the other immortals are willing to give it to you, but each person can only give it to you once, and at most give you one merit point.”Fairy Su Yi said patiently.
"This is unreliable!" Ye Fan said in his heart,"You're the daughter of the Jade Emperor. If you act coquettishly and cutely, the immortals everywhere will be willing to give you merit. Who knows who I am? Even if you go begging one by one, it will probably take ten or twenty years before you can achieve it."
"Then…let me think! Oh right, incense was also possible! Look at Duke Yue and Emperor Guan Sheng. They relied on the incense of the human world to become immortals. As long as you have incense, you can become a god.”This time, the fairy in plain clothes sent a voice message. Her voice was gentle and pleasant to the ears. It was very ethereal. Ye Fan had never heard such a pleasant voice before, but to be honest, Ye Fan was really a little helpless about the content.
"Is there a problem with my ability to express myself, or is this girl too stupid?”Ye Fan facepalmed. He thought to himself that he was not noble enough to be worshipped as a living Bodhisattva unless he established a cult. However, he probably became a ghost before he even became a god.
As if seeing Ye Fan's helplessness, the Suyi Fairy quickly explained,"Joss offerings are just an excuse. It doesn't necessarily mean that you're really being offered incense. As long as someone worships you from the bottom of their heart or admires you, it's considered your incense offerings.”
"Then how many incense sticks can be counted as merit?”Ye Fan asked.
"One million Joss Flames is one merit!”Fairy Su Yi replied.
"Then say that I need 300 million people to become an Earth Immortal?”Ye Fan was puzzled.
"Yeah, it's not difficult!" After saying this, Fairy Su Yi sent a cute emoji.
"Not difficult your ass!" Ye Fan cursed in his heart.
The world that Ye Fan was in was a world parallel to Earth. The outline of the world was roughly the same as Earth today, but the population was five times that of Earth. In other words, there were about 30 billion people in the world, and China, where Ye Fan was, had nearly 7 billion people.
Nowadays, it wasn't difficult to let people know. If they ran around in public, they would probably surpass Wang Feng in the headlines the next day. But the problem was that incense counted as worship and admiration, which was very difficult.
How much merit do I have now? Ye Fan asked impatiently.
"Wait for me!" After the fairy in plain clothes said this, she waited for a while before sending a red packet over. Ye Fan took it and realized that it was actually a small booklet. It was called the Merits Record in the Hundred Treasure Bag. After Ye Fan opened it, he saw a line of words written on it:
[Ye Fan: 1 merit point.]
"You ate the Marrow Cleansing and Meridian Cleansing Pill before, so your merit was originally 0. However, you taught the wicked a lesson. Evil is good, so I'll give you 1 merit."”After saying this, the Su Yi fairy said to Ye Fan proudly,"What I'm telling you is all part of the heavenly secrets. Look at the immortals in the group. They don't dare to tell you.”
"Yo, how dare you?" Ye Fan asked this question. In fact, he already knew the answer in his heart because she was the daughter of the Jade Emperor!
"My father dotes on me. As long as you don't go out and talk nonsense, no one will dare to control me."”
"Then when you come down next time, I'll take you to a fun place to play. How about it?”Ye Fan smiled after sending this message. He thought to himself that this fairy in plain clothes was no different from an ordinary little girl.
"Alright, alright, hmm…but Imperial Father is keeping a close eye on me, so I'm afraid I won't have a chance.”Fairy Su Yi sent a pout emoji.
"Then I'll send you some good comics later. As for the matter of coming down, we'll talk about it when you have the chance!”Ye Fan said. The comics that he had bought previously were all destroyed in the fire.
"Alright, alright. I knew you were the best!”Fairy Su Yi sent two cute emojis.
"It seems that flirting with the girls in the sky isn't that difficult.”Ye Fan muttered to himself after ending the call.
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