My wife is called Bai Suzhen
2 Lovesick is a disease

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Xu Xian, do you really have a way?" Shopkeeper Lin ignored Xu Xian's words and said anxiously.

"Shopkeeper Lin, how can you believe the words of such a child?!”Doctor Li was shocked and advised.

"Shut up! If you don't have the ability, don't stop others from saving people!”Shopkeeper Lin shouted. He had no choice. Seeing his daughter rolling on the ground in pain, his heart felt like it was being cut by a knife.

"You…You!" The old man was so angry that his entire body trembled." Alright! Very good! This old man will get lost! From now on, I have nothing to do with your Cloud Forest Hall!”

With that, the furious old man turned around and walked towards the door. After taking two steps, he stopped. He thought that Shopkeeper Lin would try his best to persuade him to stay, so he turned around to take a look. It didn't matter when he saw it, he was so angry that he was fuming.

It turned out that Xu Xian had already stuffed an ordinary-looking pill into Shopkeeper Lin's daughter's mouth. The screams immediately stopped, and the next moment, a pungent smell enveloped the entire courtyard. The poor old man was so angry that he was knocked over by the stench. He fell to the ground and fainted.

The Hundred Dissipating Powder was actually a powerful laxative! However, this medicine did not belong to this world at all. After the system made it, Xu Xian exchanged it with merit points. This laxative was undetectable, and the victim would accumulate feces in their body and be unable to expel them, causing their stomach to swell and the pain to be unbearable. And what Xu Xian fed them was a kind of spirit medicine called the 'Spirit Cleansing Pill'. This was a pill refined by self-cultivators to remove impurities from their bodies. When mortals ate it, it would have an immediate effect.

No! It's a smelly stick!

Puff! Puff! Puff!

Shopkeeper Lin's wife and daughter were like deflated balloons, their farts coming one after another like a duet. The stench lingered in the courtyard for a long time, and the servants had long since run away. They did not care about the possibility of Shopkeeper Lin deducting their wages. Didn't you see that Old Man Li had fainted from the smell? If they didn't run, they would end up the same!

'Ugh!

Shopkeeper Lin was lying in the distance, vomiting everything he had eaten for lunch. Even yesterday's dinner was 'savoured' once again. In the end, he vomited nothing and could only retch!

"Shopkeeper Lin, how is it? Did I cure Madam and Miss? Two pills, one hundred taels." Xu Xian squatted in front of Shopkeeper Lin and put up two fingers with a harmless smile.

"Get lost! Want to extort me? You're still too inexperienced…Ugh!"

"Yo! You're not going to admit it? "Then I might have told someone else about this. Your wife and your daughter pooped all over the yard…" Xu Xian said cheekily.

Shopkeeper Lin's face turned pale! He knew that if this matter were to spread, he would definitely become the laughing stock of the entire town. By then, he would not even be able to raise his head!

"I…I'll give it to you!" Shopkeeper Lin gritted his teeth and finally chose to compromise.

"That's right!" Xu Xian smiled smugly." Here, give me two hundred taels of silver, and I'll give you two extra pills to resist the stench!"”

Hearing this, Shopkeeper Lin immediately took out some silver and threw it to Xu Xian." Two hundred and fifty taels, keep the change!" Give it to me!"

250?You're only 250! Your entire family is 250!

Mo Fan cursed, but he still had to keep the money!

"Thank you, shopkeeper!" Mo Fan cupped his hands at Shopkeeper Lin with a smile on his face," From now on, Hanwen will no longer be working at Cloud Forest Hall. We'll meet again!"”

After saying that, Xu Xian turned around and left, leaving behind a dumbfounded Shopkeeper Lin and a stinky smell in the courtyard.

Xu Xian came out of the Cloud Forest Hall. He walked around and bought a lot of cosmetic powder for his wife. He also bought a jade hairpin and happily stepped into the house.

"Wifey! Wifey! I'm back!" Xu Xian called out as he entered.

"What are you shouting for? Sister is sleeping!" Qing Zhu popped its head out and glared at Xu Xian in dissatisfaction.

"You dare to scold me? Sooner or later, I'll take you in and make you kneel down and sing of conquest!”Xu Xian thought maliciously and rushed into the bedroom.

"Sigh! What's wrong with you?" Little Qing was furious.

"Official! You're back?" Bai Suzhen said as she sat up with an evasive look in her eyes.

"En! Wife, look, what did I buy for you?!”Xu Xian took out all the gifts in his hand as if he was presenting a treasure." Do you like it?”

"I like it! As long as it's bought by an official, I like it!”Bai Suzhen smiled faintly. She was like a fairy who had descended to the mortal world!

Xu Xian was stunned for a moment." Well…Let me put the hairpin on you!"”

Bai Suzhen turned around with a slightly red face. Xu Xian clumsily inserted the jade hairpin into her hair.

"Today, why did the officer come back so early?”Bai Suzhen asked curiously.

"It's nothing. I'm leaving Cloud Forest Hall and won't be going there in the future. I want to open my own pharmacy!" Xu Xian said. He was not joking. The system that came with his transmigration required merit points to be exchanged, and merit points could only be earned by doing good deeds. In this world, who could earn merit points faster than a doctor who treated patients and saved lives?

When Bai Suzhen heard this, she frowned." Sir, although your idea is very good, where will we get the capital to open a pharmacy?”

" What do you think this is?!" Xu Xian immediately placed the 200 taels of silver he had extorted from Shopkeeper Lin on the table.

"Ah! Since you have the capital, let's do it as soon as possible, okay?!”As she spoke, Bai Suzhen secretly gave Qing Zhu a look. Qing Zhu nodded.

In fact, Xu Xian hadn't been in this world for long, so he didn't have any concept of money in this world. He felt that 200 taels of silver was already a lot, but it was far from enough to open a pharmacy! In order not to hurt his self-esteem, Bai Suzhen had thought of another way. That was why she had stolen the silver from the treasury. Of course, this was a story for another time.

Xu Xian had decided to open the shop. Just as he was feeling pleased with himself, a beautiful figure pushed open the door and rushed in. She hugged Xu Xian in her arms, and the warm fragrance immediately made him lose his soul.

"Miss…you…you are…Miss Lin?!”Xu Xian looked at the beautiful girl in front of him in shock. It was Shopkeeper Lin's only daughter, Lin Ling 'er.

"I say, what are you doing?”

"I heard from my father that you saved me. I, Lin Ling Er, am not someone who doesn't know what's good for her. I want to repay my kindness with my body!”Lin Ling 'er said with a red face.

"What do you mean?"

"That's how it's always played out in novels!”Lin Ling 'er pouted. She could almost hang an oil bottle.

At this time, Xu Xian confirmed that the girl in front of him was sick, very sick!

She had a disease called love-struck!

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