Two yuan! If you can't buy it for two yuan, you'll suffer a loss!
You can't buy it with two yuan!
Two yuan! You can't buy anything!
9.90 yuan for everyone! As long as it was 9.90, you could have everything! As long as it was 9.90 yuan, he was not afraid of not having a girlfriend!
In an inconspicuous corner, a young man around the age of 19 was staring at a disheveled old man who was smoking in front of him.
"Sir, you should leave quickly. The city enforcement officers should be here soon.”The young man was silent for a while and then said impatiently.
"I'm not leaving. You're the fated person I'm looking for. I'm determined to find you. It's useless even if Primordial Heaven Supreme comes!”The disheveled old man spoke with confidence. If it weren't for the advertising slogan in front of his stall that made people's faces turn black, the young man would really think that he was a decent old man. but
This was the origin of the matter.
This morning, Chenyi woke up and prepared to go on a date…Well, to be honest, he was actually preparing to go to the internet cafe. He heard that Sister Blade had finally strengthened herself. Why didn't he go and fish this poor girl out of the corner of the hero warehouse that was filled with mud?
He was an avid fan of anime and games. He had been obsessed with games and anime since he was young. As a result, she dropped out of high school and stayed at home.
Fortunately, his family had some money. Even if he continued to laze around like this and wait for death, he would have more than enough for three lifetimes.
In fact, Chen Yi was also prepared to work hard and do a great job, giving off light and heat.。
However, in this real world, no one would believe or support you no matter what you did without a degree or experience.
He ran into a wall everywhere. The rubble and stones on the road of the real world slowly wore down Chen Yi's initial enthusiasm.
"Chenyi, oh Chenyi, other than being handsome, your sister is simply useless.”
Just as Chen Yi was seriously reflecting on himself as he walked down the path to the internet cafe, an old man who had a stall suddenly appeared at the corner and caught his attention.
Who would set up a stage on such a remote path? This was too strange.
Chen Yi walked in to take a closer look. He was originally very curious, as if he had discovered a new continent. However, when he saw the billboard next to the old man's stall, he was completely dumbfounded.
He was dumbfounded…
"This... He could have everything with just 9.90 yuan, and he wasn't afraid that he wouldn't have a girlfriend with just 9.90 yuan?？？？Is the advertising industry so developed now? Even the old man who set up the stall had become indecent?”
"Sigh…" Chen Yi sighed helplessly and turned to leave.
Society was a big dye vat. It was really difficult for a pure self to survive. It would eventually be dyed with color.
Just as Chen Yi's chuunibyou syndrome acted up.
"Fated person, I've finally waited for you!”The old man smacked his lips and did not forget to smoke when he spoke. In the end, he choked a few times.
Chen Yi was dumbfounded.
"It can't be. This kind of melodramatic plot, could it be that it really won't happen?”
"Grandpa! Are you trying to tell me that you have a peerless martial arts secret manual? Tell me, is it the Buddha's Palm or the Nine Yin Scripture? At the very least, a Six Pulses Divine Sword or something was fine, but he didn't want the Sunflower Manual!”Chen Yi's eyes flashed with wisdom.
"No." The stall owner looked at Chen Yi strangely as if he was looking at a lunatic.
"Tsk." Chen Yi turned around and left.
"Hey, wait, young man, do you want to transmigrate?”The old man quickly shouted for them to stop.
Chen Yi stopped in his tracks and turned around with a dumbfounded look.
"Sir, you must be a joker." Chen Yi said very seriously.
"You guess?" The old man smiled mysteriously.
"Guess your sister, a bad old man still wants to play with me like this!”Chen Yi was speechless.
"What do you have in your stall? What are these?”Chen Yi felt that this old man was quite funny. Although he had not been funny for many years, it was inevitable for him to feel a sense of familiarity when he met such a like-minded fellow daoist.
"What the hell is this?" Chen Yi reached out and picked up a poker card from the stall.
The poker cards were placed upside down. There was nothing special about them. They were no different from the poker cards bought in the store. However, when Chen Yi turned them around and looked at them face up, he felt uncomfortable.。。
On the front of the poker card, there was a few words written in a ballpoint pen: 'Super Saiyan Bloodline'.
This...
This prop team was way too rich!
Who would believe it if it was used to fool others!!!
Old joker, are you playing house?!
Chen Yi's face darkened. He looked at the old man in front of him speechlessly. He really wanted to ask him," Are you a clown invited by the monkey?"
Immediately after, Chen Yi flipped through the other poker cards and small items with a dark expression.
Demon Buu bloodline? Sir System seemed to be a fan of the Dragon Ball. It was not easy.
Reincarnation Eye? Reincarnation Eye? Kaleidoscope? This old man knew a lot, even seeing Naruto. However, looking at his age…Can we see the animated finale? Sigh.
The Magic Card Set? This was…This old man had a childlike heart.
Demon Fruit? " Vectoring? Boundless Nature? Soul Slayer? Oh my god, this old man actually saw more anime than me. Not bad.
While Chen Yi was muttering in his heart, the old man coughed and spoke.
"How is it, fated person? Are you satisfied? As long as it's 9.90, everything is yours!”
"Again." Chen Yi was speechless.
However, it seemed that this old man was not having it easy. Such an old fool was rare. Who knew when he would ascend to the heavens?
Chen Yi heroically took out ten yuan and shouted,""Pack it up."
The old man glanced at Chen Yi from the corner of his eyes. He first happily accepted the money and then approached Chen Yi to stuff the card that he had taken for the first time into his hands.
"I said that I'll buy everything for 9.9 yuan, but you really think that I'll buy everything for you? It's just this one. If you want the rest, you'll have to pay extra!”The old fool said leisurely while smoking.
"Hey! Your sister!" Chen Yi was dumbfounded. This old fox was really cunning. He sold a poker card for 9.9 yuan. Even robbing wouldn't be that fast!
"Didn't you just say that I'm your fated person? Doesn't the fated person have any privileges?" Chen Yi asked.
"Oh, is that so? Did I say that? How about this? I'll give you a few more things.”
"This is the cultivation method of qi."
"These are all the abilities Sun Wukong has learned in his life.”The old man said seriously.
"Me! Forget it…I actually got serious…Really..." Chen Yi smiled bitterly as he took the three items that the old man handed over. He then turned around and left.
"Fated person, I still need a dime from you.”The old man shouted at Chen Yi's back.
Chen Yi's footsteps faltered as he muttered in his heart that this old man was really interesting.
"Didn't you ask me if I wanted to transmigrate in the beginning? Alright, let me transmigrate with the remaining ten cents.”Chen Yi said in a joking tone.
"Sure." The old man put down his pipe and revealed a mysterious smile.
In an instant, Chen Yi only felt his eyes go blurry. The expression on his face changed from joking to shock, and then he gradually lost consciousness.
"No way…Did I wake up in the wrong way this morning? I must still be asleep…"
The old man was still smoking and setting up his stall. However, it seemed as if the passersby did not see him. They walked straight past him and even passed by his stall.
The old man did not seem to have any intention of taking the initiative to recruit customers.
Fate can't be forced
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