In May 2016, with the blazing sun hanging outside the window, a brand new live broadcast room suddenly popped up on the Douyu live broadcast platform's homepage. Many inexplicable netizens clicked on it with the idea of giving it a try. The room name was written in bold words:
What to watch in 2016? Watch Brother Wu bring you through time and become a legend like lightning.
"Hello, everyone. I'm Wu Li. You can call me Brother Wu. I'm standing at West Lake in Hangzhou, and behind me is the famous Broken Bridge. Of course, this is not the main point. What you really need to pay attention to is this.”
"F * ck!"
"Really?"
A pair of Apple phones entered their eyes, and the tourists in front of their computers exploded.
"August 28th, 2014, 5 PM. The streamer wore it?”
"Is it fake?"
" I'm waiting for the streamer to slap my face."
Wu Li looked at the transparent chat window in front of him and chuckled. He pulled his right hand down, and the tourists instantly fell silent.
Galaxy Star Creation System
[Owner: Wu Li]
Attribute:
[Strength: 8]
[Agility: 9]
[Endurance: 7]
[Intelligence: 11]
Normal adult theoretical level 10
[Cunning Talent: You can always use your intelligence to solve problems, although many people call it a conspiracy.]
[Personal abilities: Hua Tuo's medical skills, the cooking skills of a Chinese chef, a master-level ancient musical instrument, Zhao Yazhi's charm]
[Main Mission: Join the male runner program group. Reward: One lucky draw disc.]
"Your mother exploded!"
"The host is going to post it."
"I'm crazy."
"Go crazy."
"Follow Crazy 1."
"Wait a moment." A netizen named My Big Knife, who was unable to endure the hunger, suddenly typed," We can understand everything else, but what is Zhao Yazhi's charm? Is the streamer a woman?"”
Wu Li touched his nose with a bright smile on his face. A fair face was slowly revealed in the zoomed out camera lens. A pair of red phoenix eyes instantly turned the netizens in front of the computer upside down.
Just as the audience was typing frantically, executive director Lu Hao, who was inspecting the terrain by West Lake, suddenly received a call from Cen Junyi. His voice was unusually anxious." Director Lu, it's bad. When Dou Xiao came over just now, she was hit by a car that ran a red light. She's being sent to the hospital for emergency treatment.”
"What?"
Lu Hao's chubby body stiffened." How is he?”
"Your injuries aren't that serious." Cen Junyi's breathing eased a little, and then he said awkwardly," But I'm afraid I can't participate in the next program.”
"It's good that she's fine." Lu Hao heaved a sigh of relief." How about this? Don't come for today's filming. You'll represent our production team to accompany him at the hospital. The big boss rushed over to participate in the show and got into trouble. We can't just ignore him.”
"But what about the show?" Cen Junyi was very anxious. This program that was imported from Han Country was very important to him and Lu Hao. It was not a good sign that such an accident had happened just after he turned on the phone. Besides, everything that needed to be prepared today had been prepared, and the live audience had been invited. If they stopped filming, it would definitely cause a series of consequences. Not to mention anything else, just some people in the station wanted to kick him when he was down.
Lu Hao pondered for a moment." How about this? Contact the people in the stage first and see if you can find a guest to save the situation.”
"Director Lu, even if we find a guest at this time, we won't be in a hurry.”
Cen Junyi's dejected voice entered his ears. Lu Hao rubbed his belly awkwardly. He knew that his young partner was right. Saving the situation was like putting out a fire. The show was about to start, so how could he be in a hurry? Just as he was in a dilemma, the sound of a zither filled with the scent of Jiangnan water village came over. In an instant, a song that he had never heard before drifted across the lake.
"Once in a thousand years?"
"Is it really okay for the host to plagiarize like this?”
Wu Li, who was playing the zither, narrowed his eyes. What was not good about it? There was no Jackson or Andy Liu in this world. Many famous artists had disappeared. How could a transmigrator steal things from the original world?
After listening to the song, Lu Hao ran over, panting. He held the railing and shouted," Young man, it's you. Follow me immediately."”
"Deng Chao, Li Chen, you two are the oldest and most experienced in this episode. Now that something has happened to the guest, we can only rely on the two of you. I've found a newcomer to appear as a mysterious guest. You guys help him later. If it really doesn't work, we'll stop the machine and replace him.”
Deng Chao and Li Chen, who received Lu Hao's call, were a little confused.
Something happened to a guest, a newcomer? Could a newbie on a variety show like this do? It wasn't that the two of them looked down on the newcomers, but this seemingly simple program was not simple at all. Not to mention newcomers, even if they got a Heavenly King actor, he might not be outstanding. Those who were good at acting might not be able to play variety shows.
Deng Chao was silent for three minutes before he dialed Li Chen's number and said,""Chen 'er, Director Lu called you just now, right? We'll act according to the situation later and give him a boost.”
Li Chen's expression wasn't good either." I can, but I'm afraid I can't.”
"At this point, we can't care so much. Let's act according to the situation.”
The two old men put away their phones after the call and sped up. Very soon, the seven hosts of the running male program team arrived at the venue. When they met, their gazes met and they were obviously mentally prepared. Chen Chichi was the first to speak," Brother Chao, I heard that there will be a mysterious guest today. Do you know who it is?"”
"Mysterious guest! Why didn't I know about this?" Bao Qiang opened his mouth in shock." Didn't you say that something happened to Jiabin?”
"Uh…this…"
Hearing Bao Qiang's words, the others were very embarrassed. Wang Zulan, who was standing behind, quickly came over to warm up the scene." Baby, what nonsense are you talking about? It's bad enough that she got into a car accident, but you're still gloating."”
"Am I gloating? I'm clearly concerned about my colleagues.”Bao Qiang's face was full of seriousness. He continued to speak in a northeastern dialect," I'm not talking nonsense, but it's not safe to drive or take a car nowadays. Look, I walked here, but it's still safer to walk.”
"Come on." The other hosts quickly pulled Bao Qiang to the back, and the baby who had been silent suddenly shouted," Look, it's fast.”
"Ma Su?" Deng Chao, who was the first to turn his head, instantly recognized the person." The mysterious guest is Ma Su. There's nothing mysterious about that, right?”
"Hehehe, who said that mysterious guests have to be mysterious? With my genius eyes, she must have some secret honey on her.”
"Hey, Ma Su, where did you hide the mystery?”
Ma Su was handsome. He had an oval face, almond-shaped eyes, bright eyes, white teeth, and long legs. When Chen Chichi saw him, he quickly ran over, drooling all over the floor.
Seeing him like this, Zheng Meng mercilessly launched a personal attack." You're really an idiot.”
" Who said that? I'm a genius." Chen Chichi turned around and made an eight sign under the bar.
Ma Su was amused." I'm sorry. I'm a guest, but I'm not a mysterious guest."”
"Uh…you're not?"
The petrified Chen Chichi fell to the ground like a brick.
When Director Lu Hao saw that the situation was about right, he gave his assistant a look. In an instant, a tune filled with the flavor of Jiangnan's water village spread throughout the scene.
"Quickly turn around and look at the boat on the lake.”The baby screamed and pointed at the lake. In the distance, an art workshop was approaching.
A thousand years of waiting, a thousand years of waiting
Once in a thousand years, I have no regrets
"This must be a woman."”
Who is the one who said in my ear that love me will never change
Just for this one sentence, aha, my heart breaks without complaint
"Beautiful woman."
The rain breaks the heart, the maple tears
Dream entangled with cotton, love is far away
La…la…la…la…
"I can't take it anymore."
The water of West Lake, my tears
I'd rather be a flame with you
Ah…Ah…Ah…
"Perfect!"
The painting workshop was slowly approaching. The white curtain was in the middle, and the running men, whose necks were almost stretched out like ducks, poked their heads out and looked into the curtain. A figure with black hair and white clothes could be vaguely seen in the translucent sand. Although they couldn't see her face clearly, everyone was sure that she was a peerless beauty.
"Move aside, I want to see the beauty."
Chen Chichi pushed away Brother Chao and Zheng Meng on the left, and Li Chen and Zu Lan on the right. He wanted to run forward while murmuring halazi.
Wang Baoqiang stood to the side and pointed at the camera."They will definitely die in the hands of women.”
"Next, let's welcome our mysterious guest.”
"Hold him down."
Deng Chao pounced on Chen Chichi, and Li Chen was the second one to fall. Wang Zulan let out a demonic laugh, and Zheng Meng's eyes widened like a wooden statue.
"Look, she's coming down."
The snow-white curtains were pulled open from both sides, and a beautiful woman with a classical aura walked to the stage with her head lowered. Her skin was as white as the snow on Tianshan Mountain, and her eyes were as eye-catching as Daji. She was Concubine Yang, Xi Shi, and Diao Chan. Seeing her, Deng Chao was dumbfounded, Li Chen was dumbfounded, and Zheng Meng was completely enigmatic.
Wang Zulan's eyes popped out as he stood rooted to the ground. The baby's shocked expression was like a white swan that had seen an angel. Ma Su stood beside her, looking like a stone statue standing in the square.
Seeing this scene, not only was the host stunned, but even the live audience was also in a daze. Countless people dropped their phones and were shocked.
Deng Chao was the first to snap out of his daze when this beautiful woman walked onto the stage. He rubbed his hands together and greeted her," Hi, beautiful. I'm Deng Chao." May I know your name and phone number?”
"Hahaha, Brother Chao, you're so silly. I'm not a woman.”
What was that?
A bolt of lightning struck the stage. If the audience was stunned just now, then they were all dumbstruck now.
"You, you said you're not a woman?" Deng Chao's voice was as sharp as a matte.
Wu Li introduced himself to the camera." Hello, everyone. My name is Wu Li. I'm male and I like women.”As he spoke, he took out two white noodles from his chest and handed them to Deng Chao." Here, they're still warm."”
Puff...
After receiving an affirmative answer, not only did Deng Chao collapse and fall to the ground, even Chen Chichi, who had just gotten up, fell back to the ground. Zheng Meng's knees went soft and he held his head. Li Chen, who was the tallest and strongest, opened his mouth wide like a bull, and white gas crazily sprayed out from his nostrils.
"You, how can you be a man?”This was Zheng Meng.
"I don't want to live anymore." This was Chen Chichi.
"Let me die." Deng Chao punched the floor tiles.
Wang Baoqiang turned his head and made a concluding statement in front of the camera." See, I knew it. They would all die in the hands of 'women'.”
“”“”
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