"Who's shouting?" Deng Chao pricked up his ears nervously.
Following Wu Li's scream, all the contestants exploded.
"Is it the bell man?" Ma Su leaned against the wall, his face filled with panic as he looked back and forth.
Zheng Meng was so frightened that he kept rubbing his goosebumps.
"Hahaha, I'm a genius." Chen Chichi raised the mineral water bottle and smiled exaggeratedly. However, it was not difficult to see from his trembling right hand that his heart was actually not calm.
The heavy atmosphere suddenly rose to the extreme.
"Wu Li, scaring people will scare them to death.”The follower said with a pale face.
"Brother Sun, you're too timid.”Wu Li's eyes were apologetic as he held onto the pat. However, he said jokingly," To think that you were from the same family as the Great Sage 50,000 years ago. Didn't you just turn around?”
The man surnamed Sun wanted to slap him on the face. Who wouldn't be afraid of you suddenly turning around like a ghost in this dark place? Besides, you're so beautiful, like a fox. If it was Chen Chichi, I would be scared to death.
"Brother Sun." Wu Li didn't know what he was thinking. He put his arm around his shoulder and sat down. He placed the camera on the armrest and faced the two of them." You must know who the Bell Envoy is, right? Tell me secretly, I'll treat you to a meal after filming.”
The twenty-year-old follower looked at the camera, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. It was the first time he had met such a good guest like Wu Li. Secretly? Is there anyone who's sneaky to the camera? If I tell you, the executive director will chop me up with a watermelon knife later.
Seeing that he did not answer, Wu Li was not angry. He smiled and continued," Brother Sun, I saw you secretly looking at Ma Su today. Why don't I help you get an autograph? Don't tell me you didn't peek. I've seen it a few times.”
The cameraman looked at Wu Li with a bitter smile. This kid really could think of all kinds of despicable tricks." Brother Wu, I'll call you brother, okay? Let me go."”
"That won't do." Wu Li shook his head as he turned their faces towards the camera." How can you call me brother? Besides, our looks don't match. Look at your vivid face. People can tell that you're older than me at a glance. It hasn't changed in 50,000 years. But it doesn't matter, we can compare. I was born in 1958, how old are you this year?”
Sun Jiapai…
"You shouldn't be as careless as me. I should call you little brother, right? Don't be angry about what happened just now. I really didn't do it on purpose. I'm telling you, we're just playing around. Don't get angry. There was an old saying in Hangzhou that went," A hundred years of cultivation can lead to the same boat crossing, and a thousand years of cultivation can lead to the same pillow sleeping." Today, you carried this heavy camera and followed behind me. In the wind, in the rain, from dawn to midnight, the camera was all on me. You didn't even get a chance. The production team was too wicked.”
Lu Hao…
Wu Li was still talking.
"But it doesn't matter. If the production team doesn't film you, I can film you. Come, say hello to everyone. I did a divination this afternoon. Our show will definitely be popular after it's broadcast. When the time comes, you'll be on fire. Even if everyone doesn't remember you as a person, they'll remember your face. Look, he's just like Brother Monkey. He doesn't even need to put on makeup to act as the Great Sage.”
Puff!
The netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.
"My heart aches for you. The host's mouth is too mean.”
"Fifty thousand years? Could it be a caveman?"
I Am Baby sent out 10 rockets as she typed," Brother Wu Li, are you sure you were born in 1958? Wow, you're even older than Brother Chao.”
I'm Deng Chao wiped his tears and typed," I'm finally not the oldest.”
Hahaha... With your looks, 58 years?
The filming crew who almost vomited blood shook their heads, wanting to cry but no tears came out. The production team who had been paying attention to all of this at the right time laughed until they were cramping up. The director from Han country gave a thumbs up and praised," Lu, this newcomer you found is amazing. This kind of variety show needs this kind of host." He's so open-minded that I can't help but want to bring him to Han country to run errands.”
Lu Hao grinned and didn't reply.
Wu Li lifted the camera and shoved it back into the camera. He pointed it at the camera and said," Take a good picture of me. Don't keep patting my butt.”
“…………”
After completely driving Woo Woo crazy, Woo Li, who had set off again, carefully moved forward. When he passed by a computer room, he suddenly stopped.
Crash!
"Why is this guy taking off the curtains?”
Everyone knew that the school's computer room would hang thick curtains to block out the sun. Usually, these curtains were black and red. Wu Li naturally had his own ideas about them.
"Hehe, I'm invincible tonight. A smart brain is usually more useful than an agile body. I'll prove myself. Please remember, my name is Wu Li, a smart fox.”
"Aren't you going to open this box?”When the cameraman saw Woo Li take down the curtains and walk out, he kindly pointed at the suitcase on the windowsill.
"No need at all." Wu Li's confident gaze was filled with cunningness that could see through everything." With the work team's character, they would never hide any real clues in the box. Even if they hid it, I don't believe it's so easy to get it. Therefore, I don't need it at all."
At this moment, the tragic experiences of the other participants fully proved how accurate this sentence was.
"Empty, empty, still empty!”Zheng Meng pulled his hair in a frenzy, took off his hat, and fell to the ground.
The baby, who was trying to curry favor and finally asked for help, smiled and opened the reminder card. He was petrified.
One suitcase after another, one blank card after another, Deng Chao, who was holding a pile of cards in his hand, suddenly bumped into Wang Baoqiang, who also held cards.
The two of them were actually in the same position, holding the card in their left hand and the treasure chest in their right hand. When they saw the other party, their eyes lit up.
"Did you just get it?"
"I just got it."
Deng Chaoxiao laughed, and Wang Baoqiang also laughed.
"Take a look, take a look." Deng Chao grinned and went up to him.
Wang Baoqiang quickly hid the box behind his back." We can't look at it for nothing. How about we switch? Let's compare it, or we won't be able to get it at all.”
"Let me tell you." Deng Chao raised his small flashlight and shone it on Bao Qiang's face." Are we brothers?”
"Yes."
"Brother, you have to tell the truth, right?"
"Yes."
"Then you…"
Whoosh!
Wang Baoqiang, who suddenly rushed past Deng Chao, snatched the card from Deng Chao's hand and fled like a little mouse. Deng Chao, who reacted, quickly chased after Baoqiang. The two of them, one chasing and the other escaping, ran from the second floor to the first floor in one breath. Finally, they stopped in a classroom with lights on.
"Baoqiang, Baoqiang, you're too bad." Deng Chao blocked the door and panted heavily.
Seizing this opportunity, Wang Baoqiang quickly flipped open the prompt card he had snatched." One card, two cards, three cards…"
Deng Chao, who was blocking the door, was so happy that he laughed crazily." Eight cards, hahaha, all eight cards are empty.”Before he could finish, he lay on the ground and laughed until he was out of breath." Look again. Eight. I'll give you all eight."”
The netizens in the live broadcast room were all tickled.
At this moment, what was Wu Li doing?
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