"Come out!" Behind the stage, Jia Ling, who was wearing a red wedding dress, was holding a broom and stabbing it under the table. As she stabbed, she threatened sternly," Are you coming out?”
"I'm not coming out." Chen Chichi, who was hiding under the table, shook his head frantically.
"You dare not come out?"
Clang!
There was a brick on the table.
"Old man, if you can't say it…then you can't say it!”Chen Chichi was also going all out.
"Are you really not coming out?" Jia Ling looked at him with a smile and stretched her hand behind the door.
"I really don't…I'm coming out, put down that shovel.”Chen Chichi crawled out from under the table with a sad face.
"Hurry up and carry me out. It's our turn. Quick, Pigsy, carry your wife."
"My waist isn't good." Chen Chichi clutched his injured waist. It was as if he had eaten a yellow lotus in his mouth. Other than bitterness, there was still bitterness.
"If you don't carry me, I'll carry you." Jia Ling threw Chen Chichi behind her.
Dang, dang, dang.
"Zhu Bajie…Ah, no, the new wife is carrying Zhu Bajie.”
"Please welcome Jia Ling and Chen Chichi."
Puff!
The audience was laughing their heads off.
Jia Ling was carrying her upside down, and Chen Chichi, who had his butt facing up and his face facing down, was like a dead dog as he asked her to carry him.
"Brother Chen, why is our life so bitter? They're all beautiful women, and we're…"
"What? Do you have any objections?"
Xie Yilin and Jia Ling glared at Chen Chichi and Li Chen from both sides.
"No, no objections. How would we dare to have objections?”Chen Chichi was about to cry to death.
Jia Ling glared at him and said to the camera,"As for women, there are fat ones and thin ones, beautiful ones and ugly ones. Aren't there also people like Wu Li who act as a woman more feminine than a woman?”Jia Ling pointed at Wu Li indignantly." If we were all compared to him, 99.9% of the women in the country would have to jump off a building.”
Hahaha…
Jia Ling, you're so talented.
After a burst of laughter, the executive director gave the first mission, to find love potion.
Playing dice with the merchants in the town, the winner would have a chance to get a bottle of Love Potion. Only one of the seven bottles of Love Potion was authentic.
"Now, seven couples, please change into your uniforms.”
"Changing clothes again?"
The hosts were also stunned.
Team 1, Yellow Team, Deng Chao, Gulnazha.
Team 2, Team Red, Li Chen, Xie Yilin.
Team 3, Team Green, Wang Zulan, Zhang Lanxin.
Team 4, fans, Wang Baoqiang, Tang Yixi.
Team 5, Blue Team, Wu Li, Baby.
Team 6, Team Purple, Zheng Feng, Ma Su.
Team 7, black team, Chen Chichi, Jia Ling.
"Wait, this has to wait.”Chen Chichi went crazy." Why are we the black team? Red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, and purple. There was no black in the rainbow.”
Hahaha…
The audience laughed again.
"Captain Black, I'm not black either.”Chen Chichi wanted to cry but no tears came out. He wiped his eyes, and his heart broke when he saw Jia Ling.
"Zhu Bajie is black."”
"Who said Zhu Bajie is black? Zhu Bajie is not black at all.”Chen Chichi wiped his tears and cried. No one pitied him.
Lu Hao raised his horn and shouted,""Take your dice and look for a merchant with an R flag to compete and obtain love water.”
"Okay, let's go." Zheng Meng took the lead and pulled Ma Su up. The two people who had been in the same team in the first episode worked well together.
"Quickly follow." Wang Zulan and Wang Baoqiang also pulled up their female companions.
Chen Chichi took out a bag of grilled fish from his back pocket. Just as he opened it, Jia Ling snatched it away." Let's go."”
Groups of couples set off one after another. Wu Li, who was at the back, gently held the baby's hand and the two of them slowly walked forward.
The scenery of Wuzhen was very beautiful. The gentle wind blew the willows and left a little colorful on the stone road. Vaguely, there was a faint fragrance on his sleeves.
However, at this moment, Wu Li was not in the mood to appreciate this. The elegant fragrance from the beauty flowed into his heart like a small river, making him unable to stop his heart from fluttering.
He had known the baby for three days, but this was the first time he had seen her like this. When he thought of the various accidents and flirtatious scenes that had happened during his first recording, Wu Li could not help but feel his heart flutter.
Suddenly, the baby's crisp voice was heard." Little Fox, can I be your sister?”
"Be my sister?" Woo Li looked at her in shock.
"Are you unwilling?" Baby also looked at Wu Li. His two big eyes were filled with anticipation and worry.
Wu Li quickly shook his head. The baby heaved a sigh of relief and smiled like a flower. It seemed to be gratified but also disappointed." Let me tell you a secret. I have a younger brother who is seven years younger than me. It's not a loss for you to be my younger brother.”The baby sighed." Thinking back, it's been five or six years since I graduated from high school. I've also become a 25-year-old girl. Unlike you, who is still so young and full of energy.”
"Don't laugh." Wu Li stopped in his tracks and turned around to look at the baby seriously." Don't mention your age. If we go out, people will definitely say that you're my sister." "And…" Woo Li paused, and his tone became more sincere."Even if you're old, I'm willing to stay by your side.”
Their gazes met in mid-air like lightning striking their hearts. Time seemed to freeze at this moment, leaving only this indescribable beauty.
After staring at each other for a full three minutes, the baby shook off Wu Li's hand and said with a red face," Stop talking nonsense.”
"I'm serious." Wu Li caught up with the baby and circled around her. When he saw the willow leaves beside him, his eyes lit up. He took one from it and began to play.
Because I dreamed that you left, I woke up crying. Watching the night breeze blowing through the windowsill, can you feel my love? When I grow old, will you still be by my side, watching those promises and lies slowly drift away with the past?
The willow leaves that were thrown high into the sky drifted to the lakeside with the wind. After playing the prelude, Wu Li watched the baby sing the next piece of music.
How many people have admired your face when you were young? Who would be willing to bear the merciless changes of time? How many people have come and gone in your life? Do you know that I will be by your side all my life?
"I'll give 'With You Forever' to you. Baby, no matter if you're young or old, as long as you're willing, I'll be by your side until, forever-"
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