Hearing Li Junyang's teasing, Hu Yifei rolled her eyes at Li Junyang. At this moment, Wanyu went over and said to Hu Yifei very naively,""It's okay. We can eat takeout.”
"Or we can eat the steak set meal. We don't really care.”Zhanbo said to Hu Yifei foolishly.
"If the two of you are worth anything, I will sell the two of you!”Hu Yifei looked at the two of them angrily.
Li Junyang looked at the two prodigies.""Zhanbo, Wanyu, you two will eat and sleep hard from today until you are fair and fat.”
"Why?" Zhanbo and Wanyu looked at Li Junyang in confusion.
"When the time comes, I'll kill the two of you and sell you as pork!”Hu Yifei glared at them and replied unhappily. Then, she turned to look at Li Junyang and said,"Little Yang, you still have the mood to joke at a time like this?”
"Sister Yifei, calm down. It's just that the price of pork has increased. It's not like pigs are extinct. Don't be so nervous as if you can't go on living. Look at the rising prices every day, but no one has ever starved to death because of this. Look at the rising prices every day, but no one is sleeping on the streets, right? So, sister, don't worry!”Li Junyang picked up a cup of coke from the table and handed it to Hu Yifei.""It's not much. Just eat less. As for these two geniuses, just eat takeout and steak sets every day.”
Hu Yifei took the coke and said,"Even the price of large band-aids has increased these days, but the salary hasn't."”
"Then why don't you just stop?" Li Junyang said nonchalantly as he watched the television.
Then, he succeeded in courting death…
When Zhanbo Wanyu heard that Li Junyang wanted them to eat takeout and steak set meals all day, she immediately expressed that they could eat less meat. Takeout was far from what Li Junyang could cook. After a round of flattery, Zhan Bo said to Hu Yifei,""Sis, don't be unhappy. At least the stocks have been doing well recently.”
When Hu Yifei heard this, she became even angrier and began to complain about the shares of the Lin Group Bank. When Wan Yu heard this, she said while watching TV,"Feifei, then you have to buy it quickly. The banker has gathered the funds and is waiting to explode.”
When Li Junyang heard this, he suddenly felt that this was his chance to complete the " first bucket of gold " mission. He immediately got up and ran back to his bedroom. He took out the laptop he bought a few days ago and took out the money he earned from selling pancakes, the rewards from the previous mission, and his savings. There was a total of more than 22,000 yuan. He left a few hundred yuan and some change and the remaining 22,000 yuan to buy the shares of Lin's Bank. After buying, he turned off the laptop and returned to the living room.
"Little Yang, what are you doing?" Hu Yifei asked curiously.
Li Junyang smiled and said,"I just spent all my money on the shares of Lin's Bank."”
"What?! You bought all your money into stocks?" "Don't you know that the stock market is risky?!" Hu Yifei asked in surprise. Why did you spend all your money on stocks? What if I lose it?"
Li Junyang couldn't possibly tell Hu Yifei that he believed her because Wanyu was the successor of the Lin Group Bank. "I heard Wanyu's analysis make sense, so I bought them all." Besides, I don't have much money, and I earn money every day, right? I suggest you guys buy more too."
"What Wanyu said is just gossip. What if we lose money?" Hu Yifei said.”
Wanyu also said awkwardly,"Hehe, I'm just talking nonsense. Yang, why did you believe me?"”
"It's fine. I can afford to pay for this bit of money. Wanyu, I'll treat you to a meal when my stocks make a profit. I'm running out of salt at home. I'll go to the supermarket downstairs to buy a bag of salt. Do you want to bring anything?”Li Junyang stood up and pretended to be heroic as he waved his hand and patted Wanyu's shoulder. Actually, it wasn't that this guy could afford to pay, but he couldn't say that he believed in the plot, right? He could only find an excuse to escape so that Hu Yifei wouldn't notice that something was wrong.
Wan Yu laughed dryly.”
Hu Yifei thought for a moment." Hmm, that's true. I'll buy some more too. Oh right, Yang Zi's house is out of laundry soap. Buy some back."”
"Alright." Li Junyang answered happily and opened the door. Just as she reached the elevator door, the elevator door opened and she saw a tall, thin man with a pair of black-rimmed glasses coming out of the elevator with his luggage.
When Li Junyang saw this man, he immediately realized who this man was. This was Guan Gu! People called him the King of Jealousy! A man who could commit hara-kiri at any time!
"Hello," When Guan Gu saw Li Junyang, he immediately bowed and greeted him politely. Then, Guan Gu said,"My name is Guan Gu, I'm a mangaka. I want to ask, do you know how to get to Aisen Apartments?”
Li Junyang was amused when he heard Guan Gu's four-tone pronunciation of every word, but he still said politely,""Hello, my name is Li Junyang. Are you looking for Aisen Apartments? I've heard of it."
"Oh, is that so? That's great! Can you please tell me the way? I've been looking for it for a long time, but I haven't found it! Please." Guan Gu said happily and bowed again.
Li Junyang felt a little uncomfortable being bowed by Guan Gu. He knew that in his house, people would only bow to the portrait and tombstone…”
"It's like this. I booked a room in Aisen Apartments online, but I couldn't find it, so I wanted to borrow a phone to ask.”Guan Gu said embarrassedly.
"Well, I've only heard of Aisen Apartments, but I heard that the environment of Aisen Apartments is not very good. It's quite messy. Moreover, there were often small mice and cockroaches in the room.”Li Junyang had no idea what Aison Apartments was. He said that because he wanted Guan Gu to stay. After all, without this man who could commit suicide at any time, the apartment would be much less fun. Without this jealous king, how long would it take for Tang Youyou, who could die in dozens or hundreds of different ways, to say goodbye to being single? So, Li Junyang continued to try his best to fool Guan Gu."Actually, it's a different kind of fun to live with small animals. It'll enrich your spare time, and you don't have to buy pets anymore. You don't even have to take care of them. Especially at night when you were asleep, there would always be some small animals sneaking into your bed. And I heard that Aisen Apartment is very lively. The average decibel is above 100 decibels 24 hours a day. You won't be bored like this. You can listen to gossip when you're free. It was said that the biggest advantage of Aisen Apartments was that you could hear the burp of the neighbor in the room, and you could even smell the garlic or leek box he had for lunch. Sometimes, you didn't even need to eat. You could feel full just by smelling it.”
"If you want to chat with your neighbors, you don't have to go out, call, or go online. You just have to talk in your own room. It's convenient for neighbors to communicate and promote the development of interpersonal relationships.”
"Oh right, speaking of internet, I heard that the internet there is pretty good too. One building can use 1G of internet speed. It has already entered the era of the world. The internet speed is even better. I heard that you can download the next song and don't have to worry about eating or sleeping. Another benefit was that it wouldn't let you delay your work because of the internet. If you had an internet addiction, that would be even better. One week would let you say goodbye to your internet addiction. Also, I heard that the door locks of Aisen Apartments are specially made. One key can open all the doors in the building. If you're tired of living in your room, you can use the key to open the door of the neighboring room. How convenient!"
Guan Gu's face turned green. As a mangaka, what he needed was a quiet environment to create. He couldn't stand such a lively environment, especially when there were small animals like mice and cockroaches following him around when he was sleeping. Guan Gu was a good man. He couldn't accept such a rapid development without feelings, and it wouldn't be good for him, right? Even if they had feelings for each other, they couldn't be so hasty. Guan Gu was a responsible man. Just look at Tang Youyou. He had to take responsibility after establishing a relationship.
What was even more f * cking ridiculous was that she was not a girl but a small animal! Wasn't this too unconventional? What kind of weird taste would it take to be willing to be with these little animals! It would be fine if it was a hamster, but it was a pure wild mouse! How much f * ck was this?
Moreover, he couldn't even take responsibility for it, alright? There seemed to be no place to register their marriage! Although it was said that since ancient times, animals could cultivate into spirits, who knew how many years it would take for those little mice and cockroaches to cultivate? It was especially so when he heard that there seemed to be a management method for the evolution of spirits. The content seemed to prohibit the evolution of spirits. If they became spirits, they would be taken away and sent to be sliced up for research. After the research was done, they would have to be sent to the canteen to taste the saltiness. It was too cruel. It was so scary that ordinary animals and plants did not dare to become spirits. The risk was too great. It was simply the rhythm of death once they evolved!
Even if those little animals with Guan Gu were not afraid of death and cultivated to become spirits, Guan Gu would not be able to do it!
Actually, Guan Gu didn't know much about traditional culture. He didn't know that there were many fierce people in ancient times. Some slept with immortals, some slept with foxes, some slept with ghosts, some slept with snakes, and some even slept with insects. Although they weren't cockroaches, they were still insects, right? Those who slept with the gods were all purebred men. Whether it was the Jade Emperor's sister, niece, or daughter, all of them were at the level of Athena. Hmm…there was even Athena's aunt.
Tsk, fortunately, it wasn't a single person…unfortunately, it wasn't even me!!!
One of the emperors even slept with Nine-Tails, a Pokemon. It was said that these people who slept with gods, foxes, ghosts, and snakes all had a good life. It had been passed down for many years, but their endings were all a little tragic, especially the emperor and those who slept with gods…They deserved it! Who told him that I didn't do it!
In the past, many talented scholars and beautiful women loved to listen to this. A person called Pu Songling loved to write this. Now, there were so many directors who loved to film this. Therefore, it had a very good market prospect.
But the Guan Gu people didn't know. Even if they knew, they couldn't be sure that those small animals would be as beautiful as those seniors after they became spirits, right? More importantly, they still couldn't determine what their genetics would be like after they became a spirit. This was really impossible. It would be fine if it was a female, but what if it was a male?
If this was a male, would it be too late to break up with him?
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