Li Junyang made pancakes for the three police officers while chatting with them. He asked them what their names were, where they lived, and where they worked. The three police officers felt that this routine was very familiar. In the end, they thought that it was similar to their usual interrogation rhythm...
"I say, young man, why are you asking so many questions?”The captain said impatiently.
"Look, you're still anxious. You're really boring.”Li Junyang was busy with his work as he teased,""Uncle, you won't be able to find a wife like this.”
"There's no need to look for her. I have a wife!" The captain said unhappily.
"Little Yang, Uncle Ren just said that his daughter introduced him here, so we can infer that Uncle Ren is already married.”Old Feng said while eating the pancakes that Li Junyang had just made.
"That's hard to say. Maybe they're already divorced.”Li Junyang said without thinking.
The uncle's face turned green. Did this guy know how to chat?
"Yes, that's possible." Old Feng took a bite of the pancake and thought for a while before agreeing," But Uncle just said that he doesn't need to look for her, he has a wife.'This meant that Uncle was still married. Tsk, uncle, you're so boring. How did you find a wife?”
"That's how you found her. Are you two done?”The captain really didn't want to chat with these two anymore. They were too hurtful. If he wasn't a police officer, he would have taken off his shoes and slapped them.
"Alright, alright, alright. Can't we stop talking? Boring." Li Junyang rolled his eyes at the captain." You're so boring. How can your wife live with you?" Doesn't she find you too boring?”
"That's my private matter. Hurry up and make your pancakes. Why are you so talkative?”The captain said to Li Junyang angrily. The remaining two police officers stood behind them, holding back their laughter. The captain turned around and glared at them. The two of them immediately looked serious as if they were attending a funeral.
"Look, I'm anxious, anxious." Old Feng walked over and patted the uncle's shoulder to comfort him,""Don't argue with him. He can't speak. Please don't mind."
The captain rolled his eyes at her and thought," You won't be any better. Why did he meet these two clowns when he was just buying food?
At this moment, a car suddenly stopped. The car door opened and the beautiful Nuo Lan got out of the car."Little Yang, are you guys alright?"
"Sigh, Sister Nuolan." Li Junyang saw Nuo Lan and beamed with joy,"It's okay. They're not here to catch peddlers. If they're the police, they'll just buy lunch.”
At this moment, the car door on the other side opened. Lisa Rong also got out of the car and walked over. After listening, she said,"I see. That's good. We wanted to call you to ask if you needed help, but we realized that we didn't have your phone number. We could only go get the car first and chase after you.”
"Thank you, Sister Lisa and Sister Nuolan.”Li Junyang said gratefully. Lisa and Nuo Lan had nothing to do with him, but they still wanted to help. Whether they helped or not, they were grateful for their kindness.
"It's fine. I'll treat you as my younger brother. How can I not help?" Lisa rolled her eyes at Li Junyang and said heroically. Then, Lisa and Nuo Lan chatted with Li Junyang for a while and left each other's numbers before getting into the car and leaving.
" Sigh, Yang," Old Feng finished the pancake and smacked his lips while sucking his fingers. He poked Li Junyang and said,""Don't tell me that short-haired big sister has taken a fancy to you?”
" What are you thinking about?" Li Junyang rolled his eyes at her and then explained to Old Feng,""That's Teacher Zeng's superior, Ziqiao's old flame.”
" Oh, he's your regular customer. Their relationship is so complicated." Old Feng scratched his face and then asked curiously,""Could it be that the long-haired one has taken a fancy to you?”
"It's fine if she likes me." Li Junyang put the pancake into a bag and handed it to the captain. He said,""That's my dream lover.”
" Indeed, she's a goddess," Old Feng also sighed. Then, Old Feng looked at Li Junyang curiously and said,""But you have too many dream lovers, don't you? Didn't you say last time that Liu Yifei was the goddess of your dreams?”
"Even if she's good-looking, she's still my dream lover.”Li Junyang shrugged his shoulders at Old Feng. It was the truth. The beautiful female stars across the Taiwan, Hong Kong, and Hong Kong were all his past or present dream lovers…
"No way, can you even dream about it?”Old Feng said in surprise.
"Aren't you going to let me sleep longer?”Li Junyang replied righteously, then threw a tissue to Old Feng,""Wipe your mouth. Look at your mouth full of sauce. Also, hurry up and collect the money.”
Old Feng wiped his mouth and took the money from the captain.
"Aren't you two a couple?" The captain asked after listening for a long time.
"The two of us? Uncle, don't tease me! How can I like him (her)!" Li Junyang and Old Feng answered in horror.
"Hey! Uncle, do you know how to chat? Why do you think we're a couple?”Li Junyang said to the captain unhappily.
Old Feng also stared at the captain with dissatisfaction. He said,""That's right, that's right. Uncle, I don't want to criticize you, but how did you become a police officer with that look in your eyes?”
Damn, looking at the two of you, aren't you a couple?
"Uh…It's a misunderstanding, don't get too excited!”The captain felt a little guilty after being stared at by the two of them with dissatisfaction. Even though he had handled many cases and experienced many big scenes, he explained to Li Junyang and Old Feng awkwardly,"It's like this. I saw that the two of you had such a tacit understanding and thought that the two of you were a couple.”
"Forget it, take care. Come often in the future and don't wear uniforms anymore.”Li Junyang shook his head helplessly. He didn't want to talk nonsense with the three uncles anymore.
After the three police officers left, Li Junyang found a crowded place to sell the rest of the paste and brought Old Feng back to the apartment.
However, when the two of them returned to the apartment and found that there was no one in the room, they ran to the bar again. As expected, Hu Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian, and the others were all in the bar.
"Hey! You know, today's experience was very interesting!”Old Feng said happily after seeing them. He looked as if he had encountered something good.
"What's wrong?" Hu Yifei asked curiously when she saw Old Feng's expression.
"You guys don't know that today, we first met a hawker and were chased for a long time. Then, we met the police. In the end, the police even gave us money!”After Old Feng finished speaking, he sat on the sofa and took a sip of Wan Yu's orange juice.
"What are you talking about!" Hu Yifei and the others were all at a loss after listening. Finally, Hu Yifei looked at Old Feng and asked in confusion,"If I'm not mistaken, you're saying that you met the police and were chased by them for a long time. In the end, they gave you money? What's going on?"
Zeng Xiaoxian and the others immediately nodded in agreement. What was going on? Why can't we understand what you're talking about?
"What did she say just now? Why is everyone like this?" Because Old Feng spoke too fast, Guan Gu's self-taught Chinese couldn't keep up with Old Feng's pace at all. Seeing everyone's surprised expressions, he couldn't help but ask Li Junyang curiously.
"What? Don't listen to her nonsense.”Li Junyang shrugged at Guan Gu to calm him down. Old Feng said unwillingly,""I'm not spouting nonsense!"
"What's going on with Little Yang?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Old Feng's face, which said," That's the truth." In the end, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that it was better to ask Li Junyang. After all, Zeng Xiaoxian could not keep up with Old Feng's train of thought. If his train of thought was the road, then Old Feng's train of thought was the space jump. They were not on the same level at all.
" It's nothing." Li Junyang waved his hand happily, then patted Old Queen Feng's head and told everyone what had happened."Actually, this is a complete misunderstanding. At first, Old Feng thought that they were here to catch the peddler, so we closed the stall and ran away. In the end, we were chased by them for a long time. Later, we found out that they were just three police uncles who came out to buy lunch.”
"Can you not be such a clickbait?" he said to Old Feng. Also, can you add punctuations when you speak? Aren't you afraid of suffocating to death after saying it in one breath?”
This guy's explanation was a little too brief. It was no wonder Hu Yifei and the others couldn't understand. If he didn't explain in detail, who would know what he was talking about?
"Are you going to suffocate to death if you miss two punctuations? You die too easily, and I'm telling the truth.”Old Feng scratched his head and said indifferently. Then he turned to the bar counter and shouted,"Hey, waiter, give me two cups of yogurt.”
At this moment, Li Junyang crossed his arms and sighed with a smile,""To be honest, I've never been chased by the police before. It's quite interesting.”
"I'm often chased by the police!" Old Feng raised his hand and said proudly,""I used to be chased and beaten by my dad all over the neighborhood, but today is the first time I'm being chased by three police officers.”
What the f * ck, a girl being chased by your dad and being chased by three police officers today are two different things, okay? And what did you do in the past to make your father chase you around the neighborhood? Also, what's there to be proud of about being chased and beaten by your father? Can you not look so proud? Look at how happy you are.
After hearing Li Junyang's words, everyone had a look of disbelief on their faces. After a while, Hu Yifei said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry,"So you think the police are here to catch peddlers? You even walked them for a long time and Old Feng threw eggs at their faces?”
"That's right." Li Junyang sipped on his yogurt and nodded.
Meanwhile, Old Feng was standing at the side with a smug look on his face.
"You two are really good!" Zeng Xiaoxian patted his head. They couldn't understand why these two guys would treat this as something interesting. What kind of people were they?
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