That night, Yang Ye logged into his stream ahead of time. After signing the contract, there were no major changes to his stream. The main thing was that the maximum number of viewers had changed. However, it was not the usual 500,000 limit for a contracted streamer, but one million.
After nine o'clock, he prepared a smile on his face and turned on the camera on time to start the live broadcast.
"Wow! It looks like the host has signed a contract. There are already 300,000 people in the room, but they haven't been squeezed out like yesterday. Congratulations!”
"Heh, I knew it. With the streamer's qualifications, he would definitely be able to sign on as an official Douyu streamer.”
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Smiling in response to the comments and bullet screen, Yang Ye said,""In the previous two live broadcasts, we only sang, so it was a little boring. So, before we sing today, let me tell everyone something interesting!”
"Is the host telling a joke? This was something that had never happened before. Interesting. He was looking forward to it.”
"I hope the host's joke is funny and can help me train my abs.”
"The person above is really imaginative.”
After organizing his thoughts, Yang Ye said," When I was in my second year of university, I went to the supermarket with a friend to buy something. When we were queuing up to pay the bill, a girl accidentally stepped on my friend's foot but didn't apologize. My friend was a little angry at that time, but she didn't say it directly. Instead, she turned around and left the cashier. She only returned after about 30 seconds.
"At that time, I was curious about what he did in those thirty seconds. Even if he went to the toilet, that amount of time was not enough! Just as I was about to ask him, I suddenly realized that he was holding a box of Durex in his hand. When the girl in front of me wasn't paying attention, he secretly placed it in his basket.”
"You guys don't know that when the cashier scanned the price of the box of Durex, the girl was stunned for more than ten seconds. Her face was red and she was incoherent.”
"That's why I say, don't just ignore the small mistakes you've made. If you encounter someone like my friend, it'll be terrible.”As he spoke, he shook his head and sighed.
As soon as this joke was made, comments quickly appeared on the bullet screen in the live broadcast room.
"Streamer, your friend is too good. He can actually think of such a prank method. It's simply killing without spilling blood!”
"D * mn, I was also stepped on by a woman when I was shopping today. Streamer, I've learned this trick from your friend. Next time someone dares to do this, I'll do the same.”
"Heh, some girls are just like that. They're self-righteous. Even if they did something wrong, they won't apologize. Host, give your friend a like.”
Seeing everyone's reaction, Yang Ye smiled. In fact, other than singing, telling funny jokes was also a popular way for famous streamers on Earth to broadcast. Yang Ye also felt that if he only sang a few classic songs every time he streamed, it would be a little monotonous. That was why he extended the streaming method from Earth.
Judging from the reactions of the audience, this method was also applicable in this world.
Then, he continued to bring out the funny jokes from Earth.
"When I was in middle school, one of my classmates wasn't very popular with his form teacher because his grades weren't very good. He often kept him until the end. After a long time, my classmate also hated that form teacher to the core. He wanted to take revenge on him, but because of his status, he thought for a long time and finally thought of how to deal with his form teacher.”
" Because our form teacher liked to play with the enterprise account, my classmate filled in the information and registered a new Penguin account that popped out from one of our school teachers. He changed his name to 'Before Your Father Dies' and added our form teacher.”
"Therefore, the form teacher's QQ is often prompted: Before your father died, he requested to add you as a friend. Before your father died, he invited you to steal a parking space. Your father gave you a QQ show before he died. Your father stole your vegetables before he died. Your father reported you before he died. Your father reposted your Weibo before he died, and the most powerful one among them was: Your father left you a message before he died."
"You don't know, but after that period of time, our form teacher hated the Penguin account so much that she didn't even allow our classmates to use it.”
Hearing Yang Ye's words, the people watching the live broadcast also imagined the scene in their minds. Then, many people burst out laughing.
"Hahaha! I can't take it anymore. I laughed until my stomach hurt. Streamer, your junior high school classmate is invincible. He actually thought of such a sarcastic method.”
"Haha, the same. My abs are about to burst out from laughing. The streamer's classmate is too smart. He actually thought of such a way to disgust their form teacher.”
Just as everyone was leaving messages and bullet comments, a person named "I don't want to go to school" also left a message: "Your father left you a message before he died. Haha, this method is good. I don't like my form teacher either. I might as well use this method to disgust him tomorrow.”
However, as soon as this message was sent, an ID called "Tirelessly Teaching" instantly replied: "Yo, Liu Zihao, call your parents to school tomorrow.”
"F * ck, Teacher, you're watching this too?”
"Hmph, it's a good thing I'm here. Otherwise, I wouldn't have known that you didn't like me so much and even wanted to mess with me like this. Remember, ask your parents to come to school with you tomorrow.”
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"Wahaha, the little kid is in trouble now. He was actually caught by the form teacher.”
" Mourning for you!!!"
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