"Heavens! I thought that the Weibo god's song,'Revisiting the Temple of the Saintess,' was already considered beautiful. I didn't expect this zither to be even better. I'm really drunk on this poem.”
"The poem is a good poem. However, Weibo God, shouldn't you also write a few chapters about Wukong first? I just saw the exciting part, and you have nothing more to say. Where's your integrity?"
"You just came upstairs. We old people all know the integrity of the Weibo God. Wukong Chuan, it's better to see his mood. He remembered that the last update was three days ago, and the previous update was a week ago. However, each update was about 10,000 words.”
"Son, when I die, you must remember to burn the ending of Legend of Wukong for me. Twenty years later, when his son visited the grave, he said,'Father, I've let you down. Legend of Wukong was still not finished. However, I've already asked Little Ming to burn it for me in the future.'Fifty years later, when Little Ming visited the grave, he said,'Grandfather, Father! What an unfilial grandson. The author of Legend of Wukong is dead. But I still haven't finished writing it. After saying that, Little Ming died of grief and indignation."
"You're a genius. This was really a trap for three generations. However, the god of Weibo was indeed very talented. God of Weibo, why don't you send me a nude photo?”
"Let's ask for a photo together."
........
Ye Yu ignored these fans and turned off his computer. He was about to ask Skull to show him another holographic movie from another time and space. The last time he saw Zhou Xingyan's The Deer and the Cauldron, it was very much to his taste. They were simply kindred spirits.
Thinking of this, Ye Yu asked the skull curiously,""Big brother, why don't we have a King of Comedy called Zhou Xing here? How could his movie be so good?”
The skull explained to Ye Yu,""Let me tell you a story first. One afternoon, an American young man bought a pair of high-end trousers. He had spent nearly three months of his salary to buy this pair of trousers. In the end, when he was sitting on the grass and enjoying the scenery, he accidentally sat on a caterpillar and killed it.
His pants were instantly dyed green. He immediately ran to the nearest laundromat to wash his pants, and that was how he met a waitress in the laundromat.
Then, the two fell in love and gave birth to a child. This child was the famous Old Ross of the Cowboy Country, and this Old Ross had founded the famous Ross family of the Cowboy Country. This was a coincidence.
If the caterpillar hadn't been killed or the young man hadn't gone to the laundry, perhaps none of this would have happened. Every superstar, or rather, the leader of every industry, had a legend in their lives. If they missed it, this legend might not exist anymore. That's why Zhou Xing doesn't exist in your world.”
Ye Yu sighed and said,"It's really a bloody case caused by a caterpillar." Without this evil caterpillar, American history might have been rewritten. It was amazing. It was definitely the greatest caterpillar in the world. Play the second part of the Deer and Cauldron first to calm me down. The actresses inside were really good-looking. Unfortunately, he could only look at it but not touch it.”
After saying that, Ye Yu closed his eyes and entered the holographic mode. It was as if he was just a bystander, watching the group of people perform continuously. It was as if he could touch the actors with just a stretch of his hand.
Just as Ye Yu saw Zhou Xing pretending to be a hero to trick a beautiful woman to detoxify him, there was a sudden knock on the door. Ye Yu immediately exited the viewing mode. He stood up and was about to open the door.
As he walked, he thought,"Hehe, who's in my hands now?" It would be great if he was a rookie from the 2008 class. It was just enough to scare them. Hehehe!"
However, when Ye Yu opened the door, his face fell because it was the female teacher who disliked him the most in the academy, Liu Tao.
Liu Tao, a somewhat outdated B-list actor. He was only thirty-one years old, but because he was a stubborn person, he had always been half-dead. Because her acting skills were indeed not bad, and the academy also needed some actors to shock the scene, in addition to her identity as an actress, she also worked part-time as a teacher in the academy's performance department.
What made Ye Yu the most unhappy was that Liu Tao was one of the people who opposed him being the gatekeeper of the female dormitory. Ever since Ye Yu became the gatekeeper, he would often come over to surprise him and check if there was anything in Ye Yu's room. Therefore, Ye Yu naturally wouldn't give her a good look.
Ye Yu yawned and said impatiently,""So it's Sister Liu. With such a big lineup, were they going to perform ward rounds?”
Liu Tao's left corner of his mouth curled up slightly.""What's wrong? Why aren't you inviting me in? Teacher Jiang, come in and have a seat. Look at the accommodation conditions of our school's gatehouse.”
Without waiting for Ye Yu's permission, he dragged the new teacher into Ye Yu's dormitory.
The dormitory that Ye Yu usually lived in was not big. It was only about 20 square meters. There was a big bed, a work desk, a computer desk, and a wardrobe. After all, it was just a place where the gatekeeper lived. How good could it be? However, Ye Yu liked this place very much. Usually, it was cleaned up.
Liu Tao did not find anything special after his inspection. He heaved a sigh of relief and said to Ye Yu,"This is Jiang Xin. He's the teacher who replaced me. I'm going to film a mother-in-law and daughter-in-law drama and will be leaving the academy for a period of time. In the future, Teacher Jiang will be the one to handle the ward rounds and inspections. Now, let's go for ward rounds. Remember, you're not allowed to go in. You can only wait outside the dormitory.”
Ye Yu immediately went forward and hugged Liu Tao."Sister Liu, once you leave, I won't be able to see you for a few months. I really can't bear to part with you."
Liu Tao calmly pushed away Ye Yu's perverted hand and twisted his ear, saying,""Kid, are you getting bolder and bolder? You dare to take advantage of me, Sister Liu? Do you want to die?”
Ye Yu, who had been twisted in pain, immediately shouted,"Sister Liu, please show mercy. This is a pure friendship between siblings. You misunderstood. It hurts, be gentler. Teacher Jiang is still watching from the side? Don't ruin my beautiful image in her heart.”
After Liu Tao stopped, he directly said to Jiang Xin,"This kid is very slippery. You have to be careful of him. He was very scheming. She was just a pervert. Don't mess up his path. I'll teach you how to do ward rounds first."
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