With the arrival of the whole person festival, the already lively water area of Xinya's bulletin board chat became even more lively.
[Title: The Day of the Whole Person is a Clear Sky ~ Hot]
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1st comment:
There was suddenly a note on your back, a terrifying creature was placed in your drawer, you were smashed for no reason while walking in school, and you couldn't write anything on the blackboard…If one day, these abnormal phenomena suddenly appeared around you, then please don't doubt that it was Xinya's pranking day.
The annual festival was about to start again, and it was set to be held on Friday the day after tomorrow. Tonight, everyone can speak freely. Let's reminisce about the glorious years when we were pranked or pranked by others, and imagine the beautiful future when we are about to be pranked or pranked by others.
****** Student Union Official Announcement ********
2nd comment:
Oh... finally, the official's skin 'appeared again. Hug thighs, what kind of skin is there?
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3rd comment:
Oh oh, official skin. Could it be Young Master Feng?
****** School hunk, come to my house *******
4th comment:
Don't be infatuated, little girl. Wake up. The president never spoke on the bulletin board.
******* Where is spring? ********
5th comment:
Why?
****** School hunk, come to my house *******
6th comment:
The same question.
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7th comment:
Because he was too lazy to type and said it was troublesome. There was no need to guess, because this announcement was made by the person himself.
****** Student Union Secretary ********
8th comment:
The Secretariat? Could it be Lord Luo Hui under the skin?
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9th comment:
Congratulations to the 8th floor for getting it right. Unfortunately, there is no prize for you ~ Come, come, come, everyone is on the main floor. Let's talk about the whole day.
****** Student Union Secretary ********
10th comment:
Then let me say one first. It was a personal experience of being pranked by someone. I hope that everyone can take this as a warning and not fall for it again this year.
****** Screw *******
11th comment:
He waited for the Tragic Emperor to speak.
******* Invincible Original Attack *******
12th comment:
My experience was that one should never drink the drinking water provided by the water dispenser in every corner of the school on the day of the whole person's festival, because there were all kinds of things that one could imagine and things that one could not imagine. Although it was colorless and tasteless, and it would not kill you, it would definitely make you wish you were dead. Just like the time he had personally experienced it, it was a laxative!
****** Screw *******
13th comment:
Sympathy o(_)o~~
****** Peter Pan *******
14th comment:
Line up for sympathy. O(_)o~~
******* Invincible Original Attack *******
15th comment:
Mark, who had been hit by the same attack, comforted the 12th floor.
******* Public Vest ********
In the Qin family's study room, Qin Zilian let go of the mouse. With a push of her feet, she slid back to Qin Jie with her chair.
Qin Jie, who was reading " Science and the Future," looked up from the book. She looked at her, then at the laptop on the table and asked,""Are you done?"
"No." Qin Zilian shook her head." I just wanted to tell you that the people in your school are really ruthless. They can even use laxatives.”
Qin Jie smiled and told her,""That was released by the Literature Club last semester.”
Qin Zilian's eyes instantly widened. She stomped her feet and the chair slid back half a meter with a whoosh.
"Sister, when did you turn into a demon?!”She was in disbelief." Was it really your idea?”
"More or less. It was unanimously passed.”Qin Jie nodded." But we know what we're doing. We definitely won't hurt people's bodies."”
Qin Zilian rolled her eyes and slid her chair over." Then what did you guys pass in the Literature Club this time?”
Qin Jie smiled very gently. She didn't answer this question directly and only reminded her cousin,""Be careful when you walk under the tree tomorrow.”
It was a beautiful day. Someone commented on Xinya's pranking festival. Because on this day, there was no sin in pranking others. Half of the teachers and students were promoted to creation geniuses on this day.
It was a dark day. There were also people who commented on Xinya's pranking festival. Because on this day, the other half of the teachers and students would be demoted to cowardly idiots.
On the day of the festival, Qin Zilian stood in the corridor on the third floor and looked into the distance. She accidentally saw the scene that happened under the tree-lined road not far away. Then, she finally understood why her cousin asked her to be careful when she walked under the tree the night before.
At the peak of the school's enrollment in the morning, on the school road that must be passed to the teaching building, the teachers and students who were walking under the shade of the trees were all frightened by the caterpillars that suddenly fell from the sky. It wasn't until the members of the literary club who were hiding in the trees climbed down with a smile and picked up the caterpillars that everyone realized that they were only highly realistic toys. Oh! It turned out that this year's pranking festival had officially begun.
It could only be said that this was a day of chaos and panic.
All the water fountains were labeled with the words " This water is safe to drink." Although they knew that it might be true, no one dared to touch them. The lesson from the previous year was still fresh in their minds. All the toilets had been sealed with a yellow seal, and there was also a sign that said that the toilets were under repair. Although they knew that they might be fake, no one dared to touch them. Countless students would receive a shock when they opened their drawers. Countless teachers discovered that the whiteboard pen's refill had disappeared when they were teaching…
Yuan Xia's class was in the afternoon. As soon as she entered the office, she was fully prepared for battle. First, he quietly got rid of the scary looking electronic bugs that were still crawling in the drawer. Then, he counted the teaching materials and took out an unknown item that looked like a language book but was called the Sunflower Manual. Finally, he took out a spare whiteboard pen from the locked drawer, picked up the teaching materials and pointer that he had prepared earlier, and walked to class 0207.
Standing in front of the half-closed classroom door, she couldn't help but sigh. How old are you? Why are you still playing such a childish game? Why was it that after playing around, it was still the same old methods, without any new ideas?
She weighed the pointer in her hand and pushed it against the door. She turned around and retreated a meter away from the door. The chalk dust on the door began to fall.
A minute later, Yuan Xia made sure that it was safe at the door. She symbolically straightened her clothes and walked into the classroom. The classroom was silent, and every student had an innocent expression on their face. Yuan Xia's gaze swept across everyone. Then, she smiled meaningfully." Class!”
"Stand up!"
"Hello, teacher!"
……
This class was very exciting.
When Yuan Xia took out her Chinese textbook and was about to open it…
The students thought, Oh! A good show was coming!
When Yuan Xia opened the book and continued to lecture as if nothing had happened…
The students sighed.
When Yuan Xia picked up the whiteboard pen on the table and was about to open it…
The students:
In the next second, Yuan Xia put down the pen that she had prepared on the podium and pulled out another pen from her pocket…
The students sighed.
When Yuan Xia walked down from the podium to the corridor between the groups…
The students:
When Yuan Xia swept away the small marbles on the ground with his feet without batting an eyelid...
The students sighed.
When Yuan Xia opened the desk drawer and was about to take out the whiteboard brush…
The students:
Yuan Xia retracted her hand, took out a pair of gloves from her bag, put them on, and then took out the whiteboard brush that had a thin layer of paint on it...
The students sighed.
……
Between the "oh" and "sigh", the class gradually came to an end. Before the class ended, Yuan Xia announced to everyone,""Today's last class meeting will be the first time I'll switch positions this semester. Students, please prepare.”
Then, the bell rang and she left with a smile.
At that moment, almost everyone smelled a conspiracy.
Xu Motian shivered and said to Tang Jun and Yang Feng,"I suddenly have a bad feeling.”
During the class meeting, the first thing Yuan Xia said was,""Today's festival ends here. Now, let's adjust our seats.”
Since today was an unusual day, Yuan Xia decided to change her position today. Therefore, she decided to draw lots to decide her position.
The method of drawing lots was very simple. Yuan Xia had prepared a drawing machine. The machine wasn't big, and it contained balls equal to the number of students in the class. Every time he pressed the button, a ball would pop out of the machine. The ball was hollow, and there was a small note inside. On the note was the position to change.
"Starting from the first group, one by one. Don't open the small balls now. When all the small balls are in your hands, I'll let you open them together.”Yuan Xia's smile was very gentle, but Qin Zilian could tell that it was a sly smile.
Yang Feng's expression had been a little strange ever since Yuan Xia took out the drawing machine. Qin Zilian glanced at him a few times and finally couldn't help but ask,"Do you also think that Teacher Yuan isn't just trying to change our positions?”
Yang Feng glanced at her with a lot of thoughts in his eyes, but he didn't say anything.
Qin Zilian's ability to withstand blows had already been trained to perfection by Yang Feng. She was already used to the other party not responding to her. This time, she did not even feel disappointed.
It was soon Yang Feng's turn to draw lots, but he didn't move.
Yuan Xia smiled at him." Yang Feng, it's your turn."”
Yang Feng still didn't move. He looked at Yuan Xia and calmly said,""It's fake."
The entire class was stunned. Fake? What fake?
"There's something wrong with that machine. If I'm not wrong, everyone should have drawn their original seats. " Teacher Yuan…" Yang Feng suddenly raised the corner of his lips and smiled slightly." Happy New Year's Day."”
Oh! Yang Feng actually laughed! Qin Zilian was shocked. She thought that Yang Feng would not smile in front of others.
" Really?!" The students who got the ball were in an uproar because of Yang Feng's words. They opened the ball and looked at the note. In the end-
"Teacher Yuan, you're too unkind.”
" He even said something like 'the festival is over...'"
"Too much…"
"What a dirty move!"
"I was looking forward to it for nothing…"
……
Yuan Xia stood on the podium and looked at Yang Feng. She shook her head and sighed." How dare you ruin my reputation on the day of the festival. Young Master Yang, let's have afternoon tea together tomorrow."”
Yang Feng reminded his homeroom teacher without changing his expression,"Teacher Yuan, there's no class tomorrow on the weekend.”
"Is that so?" Yuan Xia smiled mysteriously. She glanced at the clock at the back of the classroom and smiled even wider." Yo, just in time.”
As soon as she finished speaking, the voice of the Secretary of the Academic Affairs Office, Teacher Wang, came from the broadcast."Attention, everyone. Attention, everyone. We will now announce a last-minute announcement. In order to cooperate with the inspection of the municipal education bureau, the school has decided to make up for the day tomorrow. Students, please arrive at school on time. Those who are late or not will have their corresponding conduct points deducted…"
The classroom exploded.
"No way! Tutoring again? Didn't you just make up for it last week?"
"The school can't be like this. Rest time is so precious.”
"F * ck! I'm planning to travel to City Z tomorrow.”
……
Qin Zilian leaned on the table and was also depressed." No way?……Are you messing with us?"
Yang Feng glanced at her and then looked at Yuan Xia, who was smiling like a fox. He narrowed his eyes and had already guessed something. But this time, he decided to remain silent.
The next day.
Just as Qin Zilian and Qin Jie were about to go out, the Dream Watch rang.
On the screen of the watch was Yue Jiaoxue's depressed face, as if someone owed her three lifetimes.
"Don't come anymore!" She said angrily," All the checks and classes are fake. The school is a liar! The gates were closed, and the school gates were full of people. The school put up a sign at the door that read: Happy Trickster's Day. Happy my ass! I'm going back to sleep.”
Turning off their watches, the Qin sisters expressed their deep sympathy for Yue Jiaoxue while silently condemning the school. They were also glad that they had left home late.
On the other side, Yang Feng was lying comfortably on the bed and receiving a call from Xu Motian.
"No classes? Hmm, I guessed it. Tell you? Oh, I forgot. Didn't you guys not ask me? I'm not going out today…Yes, he wanted to sleep. I'm hanging up."
Thus, the festival officially came to an end.
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