"Hey, hey, what happened?”Turtle Hermit rushed out of the toilet with his belt raised. He was stunned when he saw the scene at the door."Uh…What…What happened?”
Lanchi, who had been slowly indulging in Sun Wukong's overbearing kiss, suddenly woke up. She opened her mouth and bit Sun Wukong's lips. It was so painful that Sun Wukong instinctively let go of her.
"You have to pay the price for taking advantage of me! Hahaha ~ Go to hell! Go to hell!" Lanchi immediately took a few steps back and started shooting at Sun Wukong again. Sun Wukong was fine, but Turtle Hermit, who was standing at the door, was the one who suffered. He lifted his belt and started dancing in the rain of bullets. It was really funny and funny.
Seeing that the bullets couldn't hurt Sun Wukong at all, Lanchi reached out to her waist and took out a grenade. She casually threw it at Sun Wukong...
With a bang, Turtle Hermit was blown away and fell into the sea with a splash. Half of the wall of the turtle house was also blown away.
After the dust settled, Sun Wukong patted the dust off his body and looked at the blonde Lanchi who was shooting at him again. He sighed sincerely,"This girl is so cruel! Nan Lixiang was nothing compared to her!”
Sun Wukong's figure flashed as he grabbed the gun in Lanchi's hand and threw it on the ground. Then, he grabbed her hands with one hand and lifted her up in the air,""I say, are you done messing around? As a girl, you're actually so 'savage'. Looks like I'll have to teach you a good lesson!”
As he said that, Sun Wukong slapped her butt fiercely, causing her to scream. In the end, it slowly turned into a pleading sound.
"Good boy, you are the first person who dares to treat Blondie like this.”Turtle Hermit came to Sun Wukong and gave him a thumbs up.
"Hello, Teacher Wu Tian!" Sun Wukong smiled.”
"Hmm? You know me? Who are you?" Turtle Hermit's head was full of question marks. He looked at Sun Wukong in confusion and sized him up carefully. His eyes immediately widened,""You…you can't be Wukong, right?”
"Hehe…I haven't seen you for more than two years, but Teacher Wu Tian is still so energetic!”Sun Wukong chuckled.
"Ya! It really was Wukong? You've grown so tall!" Turtle Hermit sized up Sun Wukong, still in shock.
"Ah, you're too domineering and manly. I like it. I've decided, Wukong. You're my man from now on!”Lanchi finally caught her breath and held Sun Wukong's left hand intimately.
"Ah?" Turtle Hermit was instantly dumbfounded.
" Eh?!" Sun Wukong was also shocked. He had only slapped her a few times, and she was conquered just like that?
"Humph! It's useless even if you refuse! I won't change my mind!”At this moment, Lanchi was domineering. She indeed had the might of a tough woman!
"Since you've said so, then I'll take you as my concubine!”
"What is it? Small wife? Do you already have another woman? That woman dared to snatch my man? I'm going to kill her!" The golden-haired Lanchi was instantly enraged. She picked up the spear in her hand and fired in all directions.
"Break your sister! Behave yourself, or I'll teach you a lesson!”Sun Wukong angrily slapped Lanchi's plump buttocks. Lanchi immediately moaned and fell into Sun Wukong's arms.
"If I had known this would happen, I would have given her a good beating too!”At this moment, Turtle Hermit was already thumping his chest in regret.
"Achoo ~" Suddenly, a cold wind blew past. Lanchi sneezed loudly again and instantly turned back into the gentle blue-haired girl.
"Eh? Why am I hugging you…What happened?”Lanchi blushed and immediately let go of Wukong's hand. It was obvious that she had forgotten everything.
Sun Wukong pulled her into his arms,""What's there to be embarrassed about! Didn't you say that you wanted to be my woman just now? Why are you so shy now?”
"Hey, be your…woman? I…did I say that?" Lanchi's face instantly turned red with embarrassment and confusion.
"555…Wukong, you're too evil! She kidnapped Lanchi the moment she arrived! Poor old man, who will take care of me in the future!”At this moment, Turtle Hermit was already wiping away his tears!
In the living room, Lanchi was obediently pouring tea for Sun Wukong. Turtle Hermit was looking at Sun Wukong with a bitter expression,""Speaking of which, Wukong! I didn't expect you to be enlightened after cultivating in the temple for two years! She kidnapped my Lanchi the moment she arrived!”
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes." What do you mean by your Lanchi? You perverted old man, why don't you take a piss and look at yourself!"”
"Wukong, you're not cute anymore!”As Turtle Hermit spoke, he turned to Lanchi and said,""Speaking of which, Lanchi! Since you're leaving with Wukong, why don't you let me touch you before you leave?”As he spoke, Turtle Hermit reached his right claw toward Lanchi's butt.
"Go to hell! You perverted old man!" Sun Wukong was instantly enraged. He raised his leg and kicked Turtle Hermit out of the window of the house, dropping into the sea again!
"F * ck, how dare you have designs on my woman? You're courting death!”Sun Wukong snorted in displeasure. Suddenly, she saw a book on the table. When she opened it, her eyes lit up."This perverted old man has quite high standards! Hehe, you're mine now!" As he spoke, Sun Wukong kept the book into his World Ring.
Wukong pulled Lanchi out and waved at Turtle Hermit, who was swimming to the shore, and said loudly,""Teacher Wu Tian, we'll be leaving first. I'll return the book on your desk to you after a few days!”After saying that, he used Blink and disappeared.
"Brat, that's my collector's edition…eh? Why did he suddenly disappear?" On the beach, Turtle Hermit was left with a pained and puzzled expression.
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