The beauty had passed away, leaving only the fragrance of women in the room and Lin Guoliang, who had no new pain in his old wounds.
"Little girl, hurry up and get out here.”Lin Guoliang covered his pig-head-like face and cried out like an angry bird. He wished he could drag out the loli hiding in his body, peel off her little kuku, beat her 40 times, and then...
"Host, I'm here. What can I do for you?"”
"What instructions!" Lin Guoliang said angrily," Look at how badly I've been beaten up. I'm in deep trouble because of you."
The loli pretended to be surprised." Why do you say that, Host? When did I harm you?"”
"You actually refuse to admit it." Lin Guoliang said angrily," If you hadn't asked me to touch her, would I have been beaten up like this?”
"That's right, I asked you to touch her.”The loli laughed." Host, are you going to touch me just because I told you to?”
" You..." Lin Guoliang was so angry that he was about to go crazy." You gave me such a mission, can't I obey?"”
The loli said seriously," Host, when did I give you such a mission? I just saw that you wanted to touch it but didn't dare to, so I'm encouraging you from the perspective of a friend. You don't have to listen to me. Are you going to obey me without hesitation if I ask you to eat sh * t?”
Lin Guoliang was speechless. After a long time, he said,"Since it's not a mission, why didn't you say so earlier? I was beaten up for nothing."
"If I had warned you beforehand, you wouldn't have been beaten up."”
Lin Guoliang suddenly jumped up,"After talking for a long time, it turns out that you deliberately wanted me to be beaten up!"”
"That's right." The loli smiled and said," Host, the heavens are about to give a great responsibility to a person. They must first suffer from their will and bones…"
"Hurry up and stop." Lin Guoliang was even more confused. This chick actually knew how to recite ancient prose.
"You don't understand? Then let me explain it in a more fashionable way.”The loli said," If you want to be above others, you have to suffer the most. If you want to beat others up, you have to learn to be beaten up first. Now he understood. You're about to join the special forces training, but with your small body, you can't endure that kind of hardship at all. Therefore, I can only use this method to give you a warning.”
"Is there anyone who scams people like you?" Lin Guoliang said angrily," I quit. Go find whoever you want!"”
"How dare you!" Lolita suddenly turned hostile." My fate is already tied to you. It's too late for you to regret now. If you can't complete the quest, then your journey of rebirth will come to an end.”
Lin Guoliang was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat. Although he did not dare to say things like 'strike' again, he still felt very aggrieved. This little loli was not a goddess, she was simply a demon.
"Host, there's no need to curse me like this. I'm doing this for your own good." Lolita smiled." Also, in order to increase your resistance, I've already increased your endurance by a little. This way, the next time you get beaten up, you won't be as pathetic as you are now.”
Lin Guoliang said gloomily," In the end, you still want me to be beaten up. Why don't you just give me some martial strength and let me go and beat people up?"”
"Host, you have to eat the rice bit by bit. If he didn't increase his endurance first, even if he gave him a very high martial strength, it wouldn't be of much use.”The loli said coquettishly," Alright, don't be angry. I was wrong just now. Why don't I sing you a song to apologize?”
Although Lin Guoliang was very angry, he could not help but ask after hearing the little loli's words,""You can sing?"
"Of course I will." The loli said proudly," Not only can I sing, but I can also imitate all kinds of celebrity performances.”
"You mean, not only can we hear singing, but we can also see celebrities?" asked Lin Guoliang curiously.”
"That's right."
At this point, a frame that looked like a computer screen suddenly popped up in front of Lin Guoliang's eyes."Host, please select a song. Which celebrity's performance would you like to enjoy?”
Lin Guoliang was overjoyed. He didn't expect the loli system to have such a function. When Lonely Momo was bored at night, he could ask the loli to find a female celebrity he liked and let the female celebrity wear a short skirt to dance for him. That would be awesome!
Lin Guoliang gulped and quickly gathered his thoughts. He tried hard to recall some of the female celebrities he liked before he transmigrated. After thinking for a long time, he slapped his head and said,"Oh right, the most popular female star in a recent reality show, Baby Yang Ying. It's her."
"Baby Yang Ying? Why hadn't he heard of such a celebrity before? "Host, wait a moment. I'll search for it-" The loli muttered softly,"Host, I'm sorry, but I don't have a female celebrity named Baby Yang Ying in my memory.”
"It can't be. You actually don't know such a popular female celebrity.”Lin Guoliang was a little speechless." Then I'll order another one." Niu Shishi is a very famous actress. She is one of the four young actresses and also one of my goddesses.”
"Host, I'm sorry. I've never heard of this either."
"Not even this? What kind of lousy system is that?" Lin Guoliang couldn't help but complain," What about Fan Bingbing? You must have heard of such a famous female celebrity, right?”
"Host, I do have this Fan Bingbing in my memory bank. However, she only played a small supporting role in some Yaoyao TV series. She's not famous and can't be considered a celebrity at all. She can only be considered an actress. Host, why don't I show you a scene that she acted in?”
"Then forget it." Lin Guoliang finally realized that he had been reborn into the world of the fire phoenix. At this time, there were no Four Little Beauties or anything like that, and Uncle Fan was just a small actor who had just appeared.
After thinking for a long time, Lin Guoliang suddenly asked with a wretched look,""Sora Aoi, the goddess of romance and action dramas who is popular in Asia, world-renowned, peerless, and has a child-like face. There should be such a person, right?”
"I think so. Host, wait a moment. I'll look for it.”
Lin Guoliang was overjoyed. He would ask Sora Aoi to give him a live reality show later.
"Found it. " Host, what do you want Sora Aoi to perform for you? A song, a dance, or…Ah…" Lolita suddenly screamed," Host, you're too shameless."”
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