following day
Zhanbo was sitting on the sofa with a bitter look on his face. He was still holding the two movie tickets from yesterday.
Mu Hongyu walked out of the room and glanced at Zhan Bo. He sat on the sofa and turned on the television.
At this moment, Yifei came back and looked at Zhanbo." Hey, what's wrong? Is Zhanbo unhappy?”
"Is there? Do I look unhappy?" Zhanbo said with a sad face,
Yifei said,"You have the word 'depressed' written all over your face. Those who can't read really can't tell."
Hong Yu looked at this situation and said helplessly to Yifei,"Yifei, you don't know, this Zhanbo wants to invite Wanyu to watch a movie."
" That's good. Is it a horror movie or a romance movie? An all-night show or a couple seat?" Yifei was immediately interested when she heard that.
"Do you know what movie Zhanbo invited Wanyu to see? It's a science and education film about exploring the mysteries of the universe. Who would watch it! I gave him a good lesson at the stairs yesterday, but who knew that it was useless!”Hong Yu said,
Yifei understood after hearing Hongyu's words,"Ai, Wanyu should accompany him to take a look."
When Zhanbo heard this, he hurriedly said," That's right. Sister, you know me well. I spent a lot of effort on these two movie tickets. Zhanbo said that the two movie tickets were like Tang Sanzang's scriptures that passed the 81 levels."
Yi Fei rolled her eyes at him and added,"Indeed, I should accompany you to take a look, but not to watch a movie. I should go to the hospital to see a doctor."
Zhanbo said," What's wrong with me? I don't lack spice or calcium."”
" You're stupid. No matter how big the world is, it's not as big as your lack of mind. How can you invite a girl to watch a science film?" Yifei couldn't stand it anymore and walked to the kitchen.
Hong Yu looked at Zhanbo and said," Zhanbo, women are emotional creatures. I think it's best if you buy a romance movie or a horror movie. That way, the girl will hug you when she's scared." After Hong Yu finished speaking, he winked at Zhanbo smugly. You know what he meant.
Zhanbo glanced at Hongyu." Brother Hongyu, your eyes aren't good. You need to go to the hospital quickly."
Mu Hongyu took a deep breath and sat on the sofa without saying a word.
"Zhanbo, you've never been good at socializing since you were young. This is a congenital defect. It's your parents 'fault, not yours. "But it's your fault for coming out and wandering around." Yifei looked at Zhanbo sharply and said,
When Zhanbo heard this, he said unhappily," Who said I'm not good at socializing? I'm very popular in university and often go to all kinds of social parties.”
When Hong Yu heard this, he couldn't help but say," Since you go to these events, why did you invite Wanyu to watch a science film? I suspect that the events you go to are all exaggerated."
"Why don't you take a look at where he went? The Astronomical Observation Group, the Pesticide Testing Center, and the Society of Primordial Animals. Is this considered socializing?" Yifei said,
Hearing this, Hong Yu finally understood why this Zhanbo wasn't fated with girls. Since he had already entered this place, what beautiful woman could hit on him!，Wasn't this all nonsense? What a waste of this opportunity to study abroad!
" That's the Society of Primitive Animal Research. Aren't there girls there too?"
" That's not bad. Then why are you still so ignorant? Did you treat the child to a movie or a science film? Even if those are your hobbies, are they also people with congenital defects like you?" Hong Yu said.
Yifei interrupted," Who are those people? Eight girls, four with steel teeth, three with glasses thicker than the bottom of a wine bottle, and one with a head bigger than Zhanbo."”Big Yifei's words completely confused Hongyu. This guy wasn't from Earth!
" Who said she's bigger than me? Shirly is only 18.5."
"Now I completely understand why it's called the Institute of Primordial Animal Research. Zhanbo, you guys can study each other's opinions, so you don't have to buy specimens!”Hongyu sighed.
"Brother, this is iPartment, not a nerd summer camp. You can't chase girls like this because there are many normal people here. So you have to use your brain. Wanyu is a rich girl. She's beautiful and knowledgeable. She's different from the girls in your Dinosaur Association."
"It's the Association of Primordial Animal Researchers!”Zhanbo sat in front of the computer.""I have to think of some unique moves."
"What are you doing!" Hong Yu asked.
"The Science and Technology Museum has lectures every day. I'll see which Wanyu is interested. This will definitely be good!”"The two great species on Earth, Man and Cockroach," Zhan Bo said excitedly.
Mu Hongyu and Yifei fell to the ground and looked at Zhanbo in shock.
Hong Yu asked the heavens speechlessly. Could it be that what he said yesterday was all for nothing? Hong Yu turned off the TV and said," Zhanbo, you don't have to think about it. I'll help you!”After saying that, she took out a movie ticket and handed it to Zhanbo.
" Yeah, Zhanbo, it's all my fault. I shouldn't have encouraged you to chase after Wanyu. Your level isn't high enough. Take it slow. You should level up."
Hong Yu looked at Yifei in surprise." Do you think this is a Dungeon? Leveling up? You must have played too many games!"”
"What's wrong with that? You have to play the game level by level, and you have to level up level by level. You can't just learn how to bounce a ball and go to the NBA! Now it seems that if you want to conquer a girl like Wan Yu, you still need more time to cultivate!”Yifei said,
When Zhan Bo heard this, he quickly asked," How do I level up?”
"This is the same as playing games. The best way is to start from the simplest and accumulate experience points to level up.”
Hong Yu looked at Yifei explaining to Zhanbo how to level up so that he could pick up girls. This made Hong Yu very speechless. You haven't been picked up before, so how do you know how to pick up people! However, Hong Yu did not dare to say this in front of Yifei. Otherwise, what awaited him would be very cruel misfortune!
Hong Yu felt that there was no point in continuing to watch like this, so he could only say," Then you guys continue. I'll go out for a walk. You guys continue to study how to level up!”With that, he walked towards Room 3602.
Yifei and Zhanbo didn't even look at Hong Yu, they were still talking about the upgrade. Hong Yu came to room 3602 to see what Ziqiao was busy with. At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian walked in." Hey, Ziqiao, are you done with Meijia? I've thought of a new way."
"Teacher Zeng, I'm sorry that your program's viewership ratings aren't very good. You still haven't settled the breakup on the spot. "But I don't think Zi Qiao needs it at all," Hong Yu said as he looked at Zi Qiao's computer. This guy was on an online blind date!
"Hehe, Hongyu really understands me. Don't worry about Teacher Zeng at all. I'll think of a way myself!”Zi Qiao said with a victorious look,
Hong Yu looked at Zi Qiao and said speechlessly," Zi Qiao, a man should be able to accept and let go. Otherwise, how can you be a man? Isn't it just an apology? Is it so difficult?"”
" I'm a seven-foot-tall man. I'm going to apologize to her. I've thought about it seriously last night. This matter might not be a bad thing for both of us. It's a good opportunity for us to start a new life," Ziqiao said.
"A new life?" Zeng Xiaoxian repeated,
" Ziqiao, don't say that I didn't warn you. Meijia is a good girl. If you don't do it, you won't be able to do it again," Hong Yu also advised.
Zi Qiao looked at Hongyu and said," Hongyu, you're overthinking. He couldn't just hang himself on a tree. Three-legged toads were hard to find, but there were plenty of two-legged women.”
Zeng Xiaoxian said euphemistically,"I think we should think about it!" I don't think Mika is an unreasonable person."
However, to Ziqiao, he and Meijia were originally a fake couple. Now that it was made public, his wish was fulfilled. He could openly hook up with beautiful women.
"Teacher Zeng, don't think about the long term. Confucius said that life is short and we should enjoy ourselves while we can. A hundred years is too long. We should seize every minute."
Zeng Xiaoxian was confused.”
" Sigh, this is how the world is. There are thousands of beauties in the world. If I'm not happy, I change them every day," Mu Hongyu sighed.
" Yes, that's right. Hongyu is indeed Hongyu. His words are so incisive. I've already started dating." Zi Qiao looked at Mu Hongyu as if he was a kindred spirit.
Mu Hongyu rolled his eyes at Ziqiao.
"Ziqiao, are you really dating?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.”
" Of course, I've already searched on iPartment's website and on the carpet." Zi Qiao sighed and leaned back on the sofa. He looked like he was about to encounter something.
Zeng Xiaoxian saw this situation and said,"Don't worry, don't worry. It's normal that you can't find a good partner online."
"I've already set the threshold for choosing a spouse very high, but there are still so many people who come because of my reputation. I don't even know who to pick!" Zi Qiao sighed helplessly, but Hong Yu could only see excitement and happiness on his face. There was nothing wrong with it!
Zeng Xiaoxian quickly opened the website when he heard this. He looked at the pictures of the beautiful women and said indignantly," Why? I can't find beautiful women!"
" Who do you think I'm going to meet tonight? It's really giving me a headache." Zi Qiao said with a headache.
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Ziqiao in exasperation and said,"This is a headache. I can't wait to help you!"”
Hong Yu looked down on Zi Qiao." Do you think this is one in a hundred? You still want to pick? Look at your fake information, and you still have the cheek to say it. I'm really speechless. Why don't I see anyone looking for you to be a godfather?!"”
"That's old-fashioned. On this kind of dating site, 80% of the information is fake.”Zi Qiao said, but at the same time, Zeng Xiaoxian and Hong Yu looked down on him.
However, Zi Qiao didn't care at all." Hongyu, Teacher Zeng, we are brothers! Shouldn't you guys support him?”Hong Yu and Little Xian nodded in agreement.
" Ziqiao, we can support you spiritually, but don't even think about finances. Since you want to pick up girls, you have to earn money yourself. Our brothers won't lend you money," Hongyu said.
" Yeah, Ziqiao, I support you spiritually," Zeng Xiaoxian said.
Zi Qiao knew that Hongyu was not easy to fool, so she could only set her sights on Zeng Xiaoxian." Just support me mentally!"”
Zeng Xiaoxian shrank back in fear.”
"It's not routi, it's financial support. I'm short on money. When treating someone to a meal, they always wanted this and this!”Zi Qiao said as he moved his fingers in front of Xiao Xian.
"I don't have any financial support anymore. Do you want the one on routi?”Zeng Xiaoxian said to Ziqiao. Ziqiao was speechless for a moment. Hong Yu secretly gave Zeng Xiaoxian a thumbs up!
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