In the evening, Guan Gu was dating Snowy, a girl he met by chance, but the situation of the date gave Guan Gu a headache.
"Honey, what are we eating tonight?" Guan Gu asked.
"Anything."
"Let's eat hotpot!"
"No, eating hotpot will cause small pimples on your face.”
"Then let's eat Sichuan food."
"I just ate Sichuan food yesterday. I still want to eat it today!”
"Then what do you want to eat?"
"Anything's fine."
On the Other Side
"Brother Hongyu, can you understand this feeling?" asked Zhanbo and Mu Hongyu. There's someone who's very similar to you, but he's a little ahead of you in every way."
Before Mu Hongyu could speak, Zeng Xiaoxian spoke up.
"I have the same feeling. Takeshi Kaneshiro and Daniel Wu!”
Yifei and Hongyu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with disdain. Ever since he appeared on TV last time, he had become more and more arrogant, and his meanness had obviously increased a lot.
"Zhanbo, it's normal for me to be ahead of you by a large margin, but I don't think I'm a normal person if I'm ahead of you by just a little bit," said Mu Hongyu.
"Who are you talking about, Zhanbo?" Yi Fei rolled her eyes at Mu Hongyu.”
"It's that Zhao Wuliang from our company."
"The African whose glasses are so thick that they are bulletproof and allergic to sunlight," Yifei said.
Mu Hongyu almost burst out laughing when he heard that. There were really all kinds of people in this world.
"No, you don't know him. That's right, Brother Hongyu. Didn't you see him when you went to my company last time?"
"Who are you talking about?" Mu Hongyu asked.
" It's that damn fatty who looks like Lu Yi. He's always competing with me," Zhanbo said hatefully.
Yifei said,"It's good to have competitors."
" But I'm almost out of breath. Yesterday, he boasted that he was about to be awarded the Outstanding Contribution Award of the Year and that the whole world would give him an award."
"What's the prize?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.
"A banner and a warm hug."
"Zhanbo, are you an idiot? He's just fooling you!" Mu Hongyu mocked.
" What? How did he trick me?" Zhanbo was confused.
" Come on, use your brain and think about it. That's the CEO of the world. He only gave out a banner when he gave out the award. He was lying to you."
Yifei also said," That's right. Besides, I don't have a silk banner, but you can have as many warm hugs as you want." As she spoke, Yifei was about to hug Zhanbo.
Zhan Bo dodged Yifei." That's not important. The key is that tomorrow is Zhao Wuliang's birthday."
"No way, Zhanbo, you guys want to snatch my birthday too?" Mu Hongyu said.
"No, he announced to the entire office today that his girlfriend would give him a big birthday cake tomorrow afternoon."
"So?"
"Oh, you're so pitiful. I'll definitely order a big cake for you on your birthday next time, if you're not allergic to cream!”Yi Fei laughed.
" You guys don't understand. If Zhao Wuliang has a girlfriend, that means I'm the only idiot in the company who hasn't been in a relationship."
The three of them laughed when they heard that. So Zhanbo was having a headache over this matter.
Yifei quickly realized that something was wrong." Wait, you mean that African brother who is allergic to sunlight has a girlfriend too?"
"That's right. He told that girl that I must stay in the darkness, or I will die. "So the two of them…" Zhanbo said with a constipated look.
Ziqiao was playing cards when Meijia walked in with the phone bill.
"Ziqiao, why is the phone bill so expensive this month? You made 168 voice calls!”
Zi Qiao said,"You have to play a few more times to win the prize."
"Two yuan each, very expensive."
Zi Qiao's shamelessness didn't explain." Anyway, it's Guan Gu's turn to pay the phone bill this month. I won 20 yuan. I'll give him some later!"”
Just then, Guan Gu walked in listlessly.
Zi Qiao placed the bill on the table,"Guan Gu, this is your phone bill."
"I have something to tell you guys." Guan Gu said in a low voice,"I'm not sure.""I'm bankrupt!"
"Isn't it just a phone bill? It can't be!" Zi Qiao still didn't understand the situation.
Guan Gu explained to the two," I invested all my savings in the release of 'Three-legged Cat of Love'. The publishing firm wanted to sign a contract with me, but their old president passed away last week. The new president didn't like my manga, so he returned them all."
"How can he just pass away like that?"
" He said he choked to death on eating Sushi." Guan Gugang said that Zi Qiao, who was eating Sushi, almost choked to death.
Guan Gu heard his phone ring. He picked it up and saw that it was his girlfriend, Snowy. He quickly picked it up to find some comfort.
" Okay, I got it." Guan Gu hung up the phone.
Zi Qiao's expression was wretched." Hahaha, you're frustrated in the workplace, but you're happy in love. Little Xue is here to comfort you."”
"She broke up with me and said that I was too boring! Let the storm come more fiercely!”Guan Gu shouted. As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a loud noise outside,
" Guan Gu, don't say anymore." Zi Qiao was trembling with fear.
……···
Zhanbo said uneasily," Forget it, I won't go to the company tomorrow. Ask the doctor to write a sick leave note for me. Tell him that I have a cold. No, tell him that I have food poisoning with fake milk powder. I'll go to the hospital to get a kidney stone. This way, I won't go to the company for a month." Until everyone forgets about this matter, I don't want to become the object of everyone's ridicule!”
" Zhanbo, you don't have to be so pessimistic. What you need is a girlfriend."
Before Mu Hongyu could finish, Yifei interrupted,""Yeah, this Zhao Wuliang doesn't know me. I can pretend to be your girlfriend!”
"No, no, no, Yifei, if you go, people will say that Zhanbo has kidney stones in his head."
Zhanbo's hands trembled as he looked at Yifei in fear." That's right, Sis. My goosebumps are about to fall."
" I'm back." Wanyu just came home.
"Wan Yu, you can judge very objectively. Do the two of us look like a couple?"
Wan Yu stared at Yifei for a long time and said,"Feifei, in America, incest is a crime that requires imprisonment."
Zeng Xiaoxian and Hongyu couldn't help but want to laugh, while Zhanbo struggled to break free from Yifei's demonic claws.
"What are you talking about? I just want to help Zhanbo put on an act so that he won't be discriminated against because he doesn't have a girlfriend."
"If you act, the entire office won't be discriminated against, but everyone will start mourning!”Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth.
Mu Hongyu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian righteously."" What are you talking about? She's just asking Zhanbo. Zhanbo, your mother is so young. How did she take care of herself?"
After saying that, he couldn't help but laugh. After laughing for a long time, he realized that Zeng Xiaoxian, Zhan Bo, and Wan Yu had their mouths wide open.
Yifei was very valiant, but if you dared to say that Yifei was old, then Yifei would not be valiant but violent.
The three of them turned their eyes to Yifei, only to find that Yifei was not as angry as they had imagined. She only said in a dissatisfied tone,"If you're not convinced, come at me!"
" Sigh, the same sex is quite open in America."
Zeng Xiaoxian and Mu Hongyu crossed their arms.
"I think it's pretty good. In terms of temperament and appearance, I'm more than enough to pretend to be a 90s generation. Tell me, Zhanbo, do you want me to appear like a heartthrob or a ha-mei type! Rock, punk, non-mainstream, I guarantee you that you'll be stunning!"
Wanyu said,"Actually, I can help Zhanbo with this."
Zhan Bo quickly ran over and bowed to Wan Yu.""Wanyu, are you willing to help me? Thank you so much!"
"You usually take so much care of me, so it's only right for me to help."
After settling his girlfriend's matter, Zhanbo started to worry about something else."How can I let people know that I have a girlfriend?”
" Why don't you ask Wanyu to visit you tomorrow?" Mu Hongyu suggested.
"Isn't that very pretentious? Moreover, it's not my birthday tomorrow. If I go there rashly, I'll definitely be suspected!”
"Zhanbo, as long as you don't act pretentious, it's fine. This is a very common thing. Wanyu can go to the right lunchbox and give you a love lunchbox. "Every girlfriend will prepare a love bento for her boyfriend," Zeng Xiaoxian said confidently.
" Oh, is that so? Those who don't know how to make lunchboxes, please raise your hand." Yifei raised her hand first.
It was normal for Wan Yu to raise her hand, but Zhanbo, what did you mean by raising your hand!
"Zhanbo, are you a girl? Why are you raising your hands here!" Mu Hongyu said.
"No, I just wanted to express that I don't know how to make bento boxes."
Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head. Forget it, I'll do it for you."
"Teacher Zeng, you also know how to make bento boxes!"”
"Of course, who am I? I'm a good man. It's not a big deal. Zhanbo, don't worry. If they give you a cake, we'll give you a super romantic and mushy 10,000-year-old love bento. I guarantee that I'll help you destroy that Zhao Wuliang's arrogance!”Zeng Xiaoxian strode forward.
"Zhanbo, are you sure you can eat a man's love bento?!" Mu Hongyu thought for a long time.”!
Yifei also said,"That's right!"
After saying that, he made a pose that he thought was tempting."Also, are you sure you don't want to pick me, little cowboy?"
Wan Yu, Zhan Bo and Mu Hongyu only felt a chill.
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