Chen Meijia was actually kissing her brother-in-law, Wu Tian. Seeing the two of them being so passionate, Lu Zhanbo had mixed feelings. She was envious of Wu Tian's ability to pick up girls, but she was also unhappy with her sister.
"Brother-in-law, you seduced someone behind my sister's back!”Lu Zhanbo was indignant.
"Yiya!" Chen Meijia's face turned red. She screamed and quickly pushed Wu Tian away. She leaned back on the pillow and lowered her head, not knowing how to respond.
However, Wu Tian was very thick-skinned. He did not care at all. He stood up with a smile."Zhanbo, why are you shouting for no reason? Why didn't you wait for me when you came in? You're disturbing my good time with Mika.”
When Lu Zhanbo heard that, he couldn't help but feel a little angry despite his gentle personality. Alright, not only did you cheat on my sister, but you're also so arrogant.
Wu Tian did not wait for him to protest and waved his hand."Alright, Zhanbo, don't worry. Your sister won't be angry. I have other plans for Meijia's work. Take the computer away.”
"Wu Tian asked me to be his personal assistant and take care of his life," Chen Meijia quickly said. Therefore, there was no need to look at the resume reply.”
"Personal assistant?" Lu Zhanbo found it strange. Only the big boss was qualified."Brother-in-law? You want to start a company? You don't even have a job. How can you have the money to find a personal assistant?”
"Hehe, you don't understand!" Wu Tian patted him on the shoulder. " Meijia, rest well these few days. I'll look for you after the company opens.”
"Okay, good luck!" Chen Meijia smiled sweetly and was extremely happy.
Wu Tian dragged Lu Zhanbo across the hall and into the room. Seeing that there were books and Transformers figurines everywhere, he couldn't help but sigh."Zhanbo is too rich. The high-end figurines in this room add up to tens of thousands of dollars.”
Lu Zhanbo saw Wu Tian's expression and was very proud."Brother-in-law, how is it? These things of mine aren't bad, right? I bought them all in America."
"Yes, it's very good." Wu Tian nodded and pulled a chair over to sit down.""Tell me, what questions do you have?"
"Brother-in-law, what's wrong with you? With my sister, I have a total of ten wives, all of whom are beauties and celebrities. I don't even know how you did it! Moreover, you still want to pursue Chen Meijia now. It's too unfair to my sister.”
"Hehe, don't worry, Zhanbo." " You'll know soon enough that I'm the best and most powerful man your sister can find in this world," Wu Tian said confidently. My love for Yifei is not any less.”
Lu Zhanbo scratched his head. He wanted to question Wu Tian, but he felt that Wu Tian was arrogant and domineering. So he said,"Brother-in-law, tell me, what's the secret to chasing girls?" It's already very difficult for everyone to chase after a girl, but you can actually find so many.”
"Yes, yes." Wu Tian smiled and thought to himself that he was finally here.
He was just waiting for Lu Zhanbo to take the bait and bring up the topic of picking up girls. Then, he would crush Lu Zhanbo in this aspect. He didn't expect this kid to cooperate.
"Zhanbo, about picking up girls. It was difficult and simple.”"Are you envious of me now?" Wu Tian said earnestly. Do you really want to find a girlfriend to have fun with? I heard from your sister that your marriage is a big problem!”
Lu Zhanbo lowered his head dejectedly and said in a sad voice,""Brother-in-law, I don't want to either. However, she had been focused on her studies in the past and had no experience in this area.”
" Don't be sad." Wu Tian patted his shoulder and comforted him." You still have a chance." If he could realize his own shortcomings, he could still be saved. If he did not realize it, he could only wait for death.”
Lu Zhanbo was tricked into a ditch. He raised his head and was full of hope."Brother-in-law, teach me then. I don't expect to find ten wives like you. I just want to find one.”
Wu Tian's expression changed." Zhanbo," he said seriously," I don't like hearing that. How can you not be confident?" You're a doctor, and a double doctor. If you learn my secret and find an ugly monster, your Sister Yifei will definitely tear me apart.”
"Ugh!" Lu Zhanbo was so frightened that his entire body trembled.""You can subdue a violent maniac like my sister. Brother-in-law, you're really amazing. I can't compare to you. Teach me."
Wu Tian didn't know anything about picking up girls. He had only been reading some random secret manuals on picking up girls on the Internet all day long. But now that he had ten wives as evidence, his words were full of strength.
He lectured Lu Zhanbo with certainty,"First of all, you have to have confidence in yourself. If a man was not confident, a woman could immediately sense it and stay away from him. Take note, even if you pretend to be confident, it's okay. After pretending for a long time, it will become true. He just couldn't show any signs of nervousness or timidity.”
"Brother-in-law, speak slowly. I'll find a notebook to remember.”Lu Zhanbo was anxious when he heard that. He hurriedly took out his notebook and took a pen to write and draw. It was as if primary school students were afraid of missing something in class.
"What about the second? He had to be bold, careful, and thick-skinned. I'm afraid you've heard this a lot. If he didn't have the guts, he wouldn't even dare to talk to a girl, so it was even more impossible for him to have any further contact with her. He couldn't expect girls to throw themselves at him for no reason. Careful, in fact, he was careful with his choices. Humans were not machines. It was impossible for them to do everything. Those Casanova were good at fooling girls with romantic little things. Needless to say, she was thick-skinned. She couldn't even stand the girl's early disgust and wanted to retreat. How could she succeed?”
Wu Tian put his hands on his hips and boasted proudly,"I, your brother-in-law, have ten beautiful wives at the same time. You've heard of thick black school, right? Thick skin, black heart, just one thing, you can achieve great things.”
"How profound! It could actually be related to thick black studies.”Lu Zhanbo was extremely excited. He was even more excited than a PhD supervisor in class.
"Third! And the most important point!" Wu Tian took the cup and took a sip to moisten his throat before saying,"The third is the so-called truth and falsehood. Don't expose your trump card.”
"What do you mean?"
"The so-called void is emptiness, separation. Reality was action, practical effort. He had to get close to the girl and keep a distance from time to time. Pulling and releasing, this was like fishing, and only then would the fish take the bait.”
"Brother-in-law, I think it's even harder than astrophysics. It has risen to the height of philosophy." Lu Zhanbo praised.
"It's not that profound." Wu Tian shook his head." It's simple. Don't let the girl know your feelings for her before you get her." For example, if a hundred yuan fell from your house and the road at the same time, which one would you pick up?”
"It must be from the streets." Lu Zhanbo wasn't stupid.”
"Yes, he's worth teaching." Wu Tian nodded in satisfaction. He rubbed his chin and pretended to be mysterious."The one at home is already yours. The one on the street might become someone else's. This was the human heart. Everyone belonged to Tanlan. She looked at the pot as she ate. If you show your love early, it'll be a hundred yuan from home. As for the other boys, they were from the streets. At this time, even if you have the same value, or even if other boys have lower value, girls will choose them first. Because you can't run away. They can run away at any time.”
"Love is a battle between two armies. If you expose yourself early, you're doomed. To a girl, you are the last choice, the safe spare tire. With you around, girls will be bolder to find other boys. You can't see your value, but you'll soon discover the merits of others.”
"Ah!" Lu Zhanbo was so angry that he roared into the sky and slapped his forehead.""Brother-in-law, I understand now. No wonder I was always given a good person card in the past!”
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