Taichu turned on his computer when he got home. Taichu had a computer at home too, but he had only been in the human world for a few days.
The website he opened was the Feiye Academy's bulletin board.
A picture of Flying Leaf Yard with red flowers and green trees appeared at the top of the forum. The interface was pretty, and there were lines of small words below. It was Taichu's first time browsing the web, so he naturally found it very novel.
"Fei Ye Academy's new semester begins, students are reporting in, Principal Song Jiaoren is giving an important speech.”
"In the new period, the investors of Fei Ye Academy will increase their investment and strive to build a world-class high school.”
"The new school basketball team has been formed.”
"Class One of the second year of high school organized a Lei Feng demonstration day to contribute to the angel's feelings.”
Although Absolute Beginning had lived for many years and was knowledgeable, he had never seen such news before. He was intrigued and started reading.
……
A moment later, a message with the label 'Hot!”The voting post attracted Absolute Beginning's attention.
"The new Fei Ye Academy's Top Ten Beauties Rankings, everyone is welcome to vote.”
He moved the mouse over and tapped it lightly.
Very soon, there were pictures of 10 beauties. Some were pure and compelling, some were mature and beautiful. They were quite eye-catching. There were even descriptions at the back. Taichu looked at them carefully and realized that he recognized two of them. One was his class teacher, Zheng Lin, and the other was the campus belle, Mu Xue.
Zheng Lin's introduction was: " She has a seriously ill younger brother. Her family is poor, but she is a super beautiful form teacher who is constantly striving for self-improvement. She is 1.76 meters tall, has a flawless face, a perfect figure, and an intellectual temperament. She is the dream lover of all male creatures in the Feiye Academy."
Mu Xue's profile was," The only daughter of Mu Tianfeng, the president of Tianhe Group, a famous private enterprise in SH City. She's the class monitor of Grade One Class Six. She's smart but good. She's the most beautiful girl in Flying Leaf Yard."
Zheng Lin had 1015 votes and was ranked first. Mu Xue had 714 votes and was on par with a girl called Song Hui from Class 4. Her ranking changed from second place to second place from time to time. Most of the girls behind her had two votes and were not a threat to the girls in front.
Song Hui's profile wasn't any worse than Mu Xue's. In fact, her family background was even better.
She was the daughter of Song Boqiang, the commander of the sh military region. She was a heroine since she was young. She loved martial arts and Sanda. She was the champion of the female team in the 23rd martial arts invitational competition in sh city. She was the sports committee member of Grade One, Class Four. She was valiant and had a strong desire to manage. She was known as the big sister of girls. It was said that every girl in Class Four had to get her permission before they wanted to fall in love.
Below the top ten beauties was the top ten ugly girls of the Fei Ye Academy. This time, Ma Yanru was ranked first.
He didn't expect that this bunch of bastards would do so much. The more Absolute Beginning read, the more he found it interesting. He couldn't help but continue reading.
In the next moment, he saw a post that listed the top ten delinquents of the Feiye Academy.
Eh, even delinquents have a ranking? Taichu couldn't help but feel strange. In his eyes, this was basically the same as the ranking list of bad kids. It seemed that the school had become addicted to ranking.
In the first place was a boy named Chen Yaoyang from Class Five of the second year of high school. In the photo, he had a cigarette in his mouth and was holding it up. His head was tilted and he grabbed the collar of a fellow student with a cocky expression. It was unknown who took the photo at the same time.
The introduction on it read," The leader of the delinquents in Feiye Academy, the boss of the Yaoyang Gang, the son of the deputy chief of the Huangdao District Police Station in Zhonghai City, a typical second-generation official who likes to bully his classmates and extort money."
In second and third place were two boys named Zhang Kuang and Li Xiaochang.
The introductions given to them were similar. They were all wealthy businessmen, loyal subordinates of Chen Yaoyang, who liked to cause trouble and bully their peers…
Zhao Gang, who Taichu knew, was ranked fifth. He was a basketball expert and the center of the team. He was the fiercest rookie this year and had just been recruited by Chen Yaoyang into the Yaoyang Gang.
The top ten of this ranking were all occupied by the delinquents of the Yaoyang Gang.
Taichu found it hilarious. He didn't expect these kids to make it look so real. They even made a ranking. Even the photos were so realistic. It wasn't like someone took them secretly. They were really talented.
As he continued to browse, Absolute Beginning suddenly found another line labeled 'Hot!”On it was written," Class 6's super rookie, the magical youth with basketball talent.”
Out of curiosity, Taichu clicked on it again. This time, he was surprised to find that it was a photo of him sleeping in class. There was a comment at the end.
This person was called Taichu. He dared to sleep in the chalk class on the first day. His courage was quite admirable. He had shown his superb talent in basketball and earned the nickname of the god-like little tank. He was definitely one of the awesome newcomers this year. Even Mr. Li wanted to pull him into the basketball team, but this newcomer was extremely arrogant. He refused without hesitation. He didn't even care about the attention of the school belle Mu Xue. He was definitely one of the most temperamental freshmen in the Flying Leaf Academy this year.
Not only that, but there was also a thread below the comments.
The sofa, this little guy is really amazing. His shooting is even more accurate than Kobe's! The signature on the back was "--","Slam Dunk".
The bench ignored Mu Xue. Was he deliberately acting cool?
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F * ck! I saw him beat up the dean, Wang Dacheng, during the exam. It's said that he scored zero in all the tests. I don't know how he got into the school, but Wang Dacheng deserves a beating.
- Vigilante C Ronaldo.
In the basement, it was said that this person was related to Principal Song Jiaoren.
I'm a school know-it-all.
Why was the sofa gone?
The tourists passed.
He slept the entire morning on the first day of class, and the teacher actually didn't care. He was really impressed.
---Dog-blood Little Wang.
He kept staring at the man at the table. It was unbelievable.
---Tomato chrysanthemums.
I was just a bystander.
Super Soy Sauce Party.
……
No way, I actually attracted so many people's attention. How could this be? Absolute Beginning was stunned and couldn't help but think.
Although Absolute Beginning didn't understand the internet terms such as sofa, bench, and soy sauce, and he didn't care about the opinions of these b * stard humans, he didn't like to be noticed by so many people on the first day.
The comments of the people who followed were getting more and more ridiculous. Some asked if this kid was pretending to be cool, some asked if he didn't sleep last night, and some even joked that there might be a problem with Taichu's sexual orientation.
Seeing this, Absolute Beginning couldn't help but get angry. He registered a user name of " Qi Tiandi ", filled in his information, and quickly logged in.
Although Taichu didn't want to reveal his identity as a god in school, he was a straightforward person. He liked to speak frankly and didn't like to beat around the bush. Therefore, he used his real identity on the internet. After all, this was a virtual world. He could openly reveal his identity and not many people would notice him. Therefore, this internet was to his liking.
After logging in, Absolute Beginning left a message.
"Why can't I sleep in class? Who made this rule? Why did he have to lick his face and stick to women when he saw them? Who made this rule? Why did basketball have to have so many rules? Who made these rules? I don't think this student has done anything wrong. It's very normal. It's you guys who have a problem.”
Qi Tiandi.
A moment later, there were more comments below the post.
"The person above is fierce!"
The tourists passed.
"I don't think he's the Heavenly Emperor, but the Witch of the Black Mountain.”
--
I think he's just a bystander."
Super Soy Sauce Party.
"Qi Tiandi is an alien."
Super Alien.
What were these things? Everyone's answers made Taichu speechless. Why were their words so weird? None of them were reliable, so he followed them.
"I am a god."
The thread was quiet for a moment, then the threads suddenly became active.
"Honey, come out and see the gods!"
--
" Soy Sauce Party Watching the Immortals…"
Super Soy Sauce Party.
"Weirdos come every year, but there are especially many this year. Sigh, ancestors and gods, I'm dizzy *@#%*% ￥"
The tourists passed.
"Forceful invitation."
Angry animals.
"Immortal? Half-immortal! Observing from the second floor of the basement."
I'm a school know-it-all.
" Piss and fight to see the gods, basement floor."
" Watch from the fourth floor of the basement."
……
" Watch from the 18th floor of the basement."
"What? The basement is gone!"
When Absolute Beginning saw this, he was speechless. Why wasn't any of these humans normal? Could it be that it was so difficult to believe in the identity of their ancestors even on the Internet?
I am telling the truth. What do I have to do to make you believe that I am a god?
Qi Tiandi.
The thread was silent again. After a moment, someone jokingly left a message.
"If you can tear down Dean Wang Dacheng's office, I'll believe that you're a god.”
Very soon, there were a lot of happy posts below.
"Haha, I agree."
"It would be great if it could. Wang Fapi just forced everyone in our class to buy a study material today. There were many typos on it and it was useless. I came back to check and it was actually pirated.”
"Defeat Wang Dacheng. God, please show your spirit. I hope to see Wang Dacheng's embarrassed face tomorrow morning.”
"Almighty, isn't this a piece of cake for you?”
" Sigh, it would be great if there really were immortals in this world. Please show your spirit. Wang Dacheng is the worst…"
"Continue watching the immortals."
……
With a casual wave of his hand, the office instantly turned into a mess, as if a storm had just passed. It was even crazier than a storm.
The tables and chairs were all broken, and there were wood chips everywhere. Half of the walls and partition had fallen down. The whole room looked like it had been torn down. However, Absolute Beginning knew what to do. He only destroyed this room and didn't damage the other rooms. Otherwise, he could easily flatten the entire building.
"Alright, it's already been dismantled."
Qi Tiandi.
However, after that, there were no more replies to the thread. Perhaps it was because he had just gone out for a while and the thread had gone cold, or perhaps it was late and everyone had already washed up and gone to sleep, or perhaps others were too lazy to reply to this kind of joke thread. Anyway, it was too elementary for a few minutes. When he realized that there were no more replies, he could only close the thread gloomily and browse other websites.
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