[Note: Chapter 5 (1) has a kind of crisis called no fatness in the depths of the short skirt. Chapter 5 (2) has a strange smell on the goddess 'handkerchief. Because it can't be approved for the time being, it can't be published. I'm doing my best to delete it. Please forgive me.]
The lunch break had just ended when the music of the preparatory bell rang. It was an intense interlude in the game " Stalker 3 " where Rin Kuwabara was about to be raped.
After Nami entered the room, she took a piece of chalk and wrote a few words on the top right corner of the blackboard: The tuition and miscellaneous fees will be paid tomorrow. It will be 50,000 Bailey. Before the class monitor finished writing, the atmosphere in the classroom suddenly exploded.
"F * ck! Why is it so f * cking expensive?" Boy A complained," I paid for last semester's tuition fees by selling my blood! If I sell it again, I'll f * cking die, you know!”After saying that, A seemed to have thought of something and added," Oh, oh…right…I know. Are you trying to be greedy?!"？You deliberately wrote an extra zero. You're too…"
Then, with a clang, Boy A, who had spoken, flew out of the window. Sanji retracted his leg and sat back down in his seat without a word.
Nami waved at the students to keep quiet.
"The fees are indeed a little high, but it's a private school after all, and it has very good facilities and teaching systems. I hope everyone…"
Nami relied on her eloquence to say a lot of flattering words. However, money was a very practical thing after all. Even if Boy A was no longer around, it could not stop the overall atmosphere of resentment and anger. For example, Boy B, who was in the back row of the middle group, could not help but complain to the class monitor with a negative attitude," Since you think it's reasonable, then you can hand it over for us. Anyway, you're so good at stealing..." Before the word " steal " came out of his mouth, B suddenly felt someone pressing his head. The boy turned his head and saw a fierce, frowning face.
B was stunned for a moment before he stuttered and asked in a low voice,"You, what are you doing…"
Sanji did not say anything. He raised his hand and pointed at the window where Boy A flew out. He then looked at the empty seat of Boy A. Then, Mr. B immediately understood. He raised his arm and gave himself a slap. Then, he took out a transparent gel strip from his pencil case and sealed his mouth.
"Ah ah, now I have to work at the moving company again.”Thrawn folded his arms behind his head, leaned back in his chair, and sighed.
Robin supported his chin and tilted his head to glance at him. Seeing that the green head's 'civilized mouth' was wide open, he couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh. "What are you laughing at…" Robin lowered his head, picked up the corner of the book on the table, and flipped a page."No, I'm fine." The woman smiled gently.
Thrawn snorted and turned his Assembled God's small eyes forward again.
This was not a small sum for anyone. The situation in the class was like a society. The poor students were far more than the rich students. And among the poor students, it was inevitable that there would be people with extreme attitudes and flawed personalities. Therefore, every year when it was time to collect tuition fees, there would be a lot of trouble.
Brook was the first to break through the pressure of tuition fees this year. Brook used to be a pianist in the bar, but since no one appreciated classical music and guitar, the boss fired Brook and used his money to install powerful sound equipment for the shop and play the most exciting music. After that, Brook went to many shops to hire pianists and singers, but the owners all thought that the Skeleton's music was too high-end, and the Chinese couldn't appreciate it, so they didn't hire him. Brook's physique was special. He couldn't sell blood or semen like Boy A. He only had one skill. As a musician, he was unwilling to do menial work because of his dignity. Therefore, he had been singing on the street to earn a meager living.
Recently, his financial situation had been at the bottom. He took turns to live in the homes of several companions and freeloaded on food and accommodation. He had already left a bad reputation in the school as a freeloader. Now that he had to collect a huge amount of tuition fees at this inappropriate time, it was no different from forcing Brook to a dead end. When Brook thought about how his future would be ruined by Oda's greed, he was filled with uncontrollable anger. He slammed the table and jumped up, shouting,"Is the principal f * cking greedy for money?! I can't take it anymore! Everyone, wait for me. I'll go get rid of this evil for the people!!”After saying that, the skeleton pulled out its crutch and walked out of the door.
The students saw that the situation was not good and all flocked over to hug him.
"Don't stop me! I'll definitely chop him to death today!!”
The skeleton waved its cane knife and kept cutting. Nami also came over to persuade him,""Don't mess around, Brook! Be careful that he doesn't write you to death!"
"I don't care! Anyway, I've already been written to death by him once!”
Amidst the noise, the people in the class suddenly sensed that someone was peeping at them from the windows of the corridor. Their gazes were filled with coldness and evil. Brook was the first to look over and saw a middle-aged man with long and thin eyes leaning on the windowsill. Brook saw his arrogant expression and immediately couldn't help but curse at him,"What the f * ck are you looking at?!"”
Everyone subconsciously looked in the direction of the skeleton's finger, and their eyeballs instantly popped out. More than twenty people pounced on him like a football pyramid and pressed his mouth down.
"Are you crazy? That's Principal Oda!" Nami shouted in panic.
Outside the window, the principal glanced at Skeleton, then took out a small notebook from his checkered shirt pocket and wrote something down. Then, he walked away silently with a disdainful sneer.
The class suddenly fell silent. Everyone's eyes were empty, and their faces were ashen as they stood rooted to the ground, spitting out white souls. They all knew that someone was going to be "erased" this time.
The first class in the afternoon was White Beard's Chinese. Last time, his father had told his classmates that he would be teaching the essay "Day after Day", but after the bell rang, his father did not come in for a long time. In the end, it was Class Leader Ren who rushed into the class angrily and said that his father had high blood pressure and was sent to the hospital while judging the students 'essays, so he could not come to class. It was said that when his father fell ill, he was reading the essay that Robin had ghostwritten for Thrawn. The vile nature of the essay made all the teachers in the grade indignant. In order to let the class understand how disgraceful this essay was, Yinba held the notebook and read it out in front of everyone:
Title: Day after Day
Reincarnation Chapter:
In the evening, half of the sun's face sank, planning to dive into the horizon to rape Sister Moon. The moon had foreseen the evil thoughts of the sun and fled to the top of the mountain early on.
The sun searched around but did not find the moon. So, the next day, he climbed up to the horizon and continued to search. In order to see Sister Moon's naked body, the sun decided to never give up and keep looking around until one day, there would be many small suns around him.
Analysis:
An old monk said: I have been a monk for thirty-two years. Although I sincerely worship Buddha all day long, the effect is very small. The gods were indulgent and unrestrained, abandoned the court, hid in the back hall all year round, and indulged in the joy of animation and online games. As a result, the world was out of order, disasters and chaos occurred everywhere, the mountains were lit with beacon fires, the villages were lit with smoke, the streets and alleys were filled with corpses, and the people could not live. Now the monk is resentful and angry, and there is no way to deal with it. I can only point to heaven with my heart, and I will work together with my heart to "kill" him!
A Confucian scholar's mother said: My son fought with a man named "Senqi" in an online game for several rounds. He won consecutive battles and was overjoyed. He fought repeatedly. However, since then, natural disasters have come one after another. Rolling stones and lightning have entangled him endlessly. Finally, eight days later, my son died. I still don't know why. An outsider guessed the reason and realized that the former PK "Sen Qi", homophonic transformation, is "God" ah.
"Records of the Historian" said: The sun and moon once had a day to meet, resulting in ten days in the sky disaster. Fortunately, Hou Yi's skill is very strange, he pulled the bow to shoot the sun, killed nine of his sons, eliminated the disaster and settled the people, the credit is too high to repay, so that the beauty of the moon was promised by Chang'e, let the monarch sing day and night, indulge in music, so as to enjoy the world.
The students were shocked when they heard the essay, and they all cast admiring looks at Sauron. This entire article seemed to be completely unrelated, but it was so interconnected. Now that the elements of sex and violence were popular on the Internet, it could be said that Suo Long had played them to the peak. Everyone in the class praised him for his talent in writing novels.
Thrawn's face was red, like a kettle that had been boiling over a fire for a long time but no one paid attention to it. She was like a young girl who had just been raped, angry and wronged, but she didn't dare to tell others the whole story. The boy was silent, occasionally glaring at Robin with fierce eyes. Robin pretended not to see it and buried his face in the book, as if his heart was itching. (To be continued…)
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