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The car barged into the campus, leaving four long scorched marks on the cement field. The rapid grinding sound scared the students into dodging, and many of them unconsciously made beautiful secret agent pouncing rolls in order to save their lives.
Robin drove down the wide road to the underground parking lot. When he passed by the small garden, Nami suddenly pointed out the window and sighed."Ah, Soldier Moon!" Robin turned his head and saw a blonde girl with two ponytails in the corridor beside the small garden.
" Hey, did you know? When I was young, I was obsessed with Soldier Moon, especially her entrance move." Robin took his hands off the steering wheel and made a gesture of pointing forward with his right hand on his left wrist." On behalf of the moon, I'll kill you!"”
After the imitation, Robin hugged his chest and trembled shyly, making the inner room creak. The car also swayed left and right on the wide road, forcing more teachers and students to do incredible secret agent movements. In the backseat, Sauron bared his teeth and pointed at the front window."You fucking better watch your way!! Twist your ass! If we bump into the old master…"
However, before he could finish, he heard a creak under his feet. The black, ultra-low chassis shook violently for a few times, and then it slid to a stop with a bloody feeling.
The summer cicadas chirped on the high branches above their heads. The fountain in the small garden gurgled.
The wind blew past, and the shadows of the broken leaves flowed on the car window. The students outside were all whispering and discussing.
Sauron and Nami shrunk their shoulders and grabbed each other's armrests. They stared at each other with wide eyes and panted heavily. Robin straightened the strap of her dress that had fallen off and put her left breast back into the breast pocket. Then, she used her palm to support her cheek and turned to ask the two of them," Did I just run over a coke bottle?”
Thrawn's mouth was wide open as he stared at the blank eyes for a while before he said angrily,""What Coke bottle! Whose coke bottle made such a huge commotion! You f * cking ran over me!!”
" Don't talk nonsense. My skills are so good, how could I possibly run over someone…" The woman's forehead was dripping with cold sweat as she said seriously," Maybe, maybe I ran over two coke bottles…"
Robin pressed the double flashing lights, and the three of them stepped out of the car together. Robin mustered his courage and looked around the car. Seeing that there was no one around, he quickly said to Sauron and Nami,""No, it's fine. There's no one."
However, there was a faint, weak groan under the car, a pool of blood beside the rear wheel, and a dark brown middle-aged man's leather shoe. Nami's face turned green, and she grinned. She pointed at the bloodstains on the ground with an expression as if she had a stomachache. She looked at the woman in pain, as if she was conveying the truth to her in a silent language.
Kneeling on the ground, Sauron looked at the bottom of the car and saw a middle-aged man lying on the ground with his body completely " scrapped ".
"It can't be…Could it be…that I really, really bumped into him?”Robin was sweating as he asked the two of them for confirmation. The two of them nodded at the same time and said solemnly,"I…I really did."
" Oh... then... then let's move the car first..." After saying that, Robin frowned and reversed the car a few meters. Immediately, there was a strong jolt and a strange sound. The woman stopped the car and walked out. She found that there was more blood on the ground. The two of them opened their mouths and didn't say anything. They silently put down their " don't…" gestures.
Robin came over and pointed at the 'corpse'."Ah…Is there more blood?”
The two of them had stiff expressions on their faces and were silent…
" Yes, yes... call the ambulance first..." Robin was stunned for a moment and quickly turned his cleavage, but because he was too nervous, he couldn't hold the phone and it fell to the ground. Robin anxiously chased after him, but there was a strange touch under his feet. The woman picked up her phone and raised her foot. She heard a squelch under her foot and the sharp heel of the shoe was pulled out from the back of the middle-aged man's hand. The corners of the woman's mouth trembled. She quickly squatted down and covered the square bloody hole with a tissue. Then, she looked up at the two of them and stuck out her tongue with a silly smile."Aiyaya…I accidentally stepped on it…"
In order to prevent Robin from further damaging the " corpse ", Nami rushed over and pushed Robin to the side, asking Sauron to help her deal with it. The man on the ground had short, flat hair and was wearing a white shirt. However, it was covered in dust, oil, and blood. His back was already tattered. Thrawn flipped the man over, intending to reach out to see if he was still breathing, but when they saw his face, Thrawn and Nami couldn't help but scream in their hearts: " F * ck! Isn't this Principal Oda?" the two exclaimed.
" Ah…ha, ha ha…" Robin stood rooted to the ground, as if he was about to lose control of himself. He laughed dryly like a desert breeze.
The principal's office was simple and clean. There was a long brown office sofa, a desk, bookshelf, coffee table, and locker made of wood. In the corner where the sunlight could be seen, there were a few pots of flowers and plants with warm colors scattered around.
The principal's body was covered with tape and bandages, and his right hand, which had a " square hole " mark, was hung around his neck with gauze. The air conditioner in the room was very cold. The principal had a cigarette in his mouth. As soon as he entered the door, he pulled up a mink coat from the back of the chair and draped it over himself. Then, he crossed his legs and leaned deeply into the sofa.
Oda's eyes weren't big, but they were sharp and spirited, emitting a thick, evil chill. Sauron, Robin, and Nami stood in front of the office desk with their heads lowered as if they were about to be hanged. No one dared to look at them, their hearts were dead. Next to the principal, Dean Ren was using cotton swabs to clean the blood on his face. There was a picture of Choba eating cotton candy on the first aid kit on the table.
The dean was a mature woman with a delicate face. She had short black hair and was wearing a red cheongsam with a dragon pattern, revealing pants, socks, and short-heeled leather shoes. She had a pair of round boobs that were no less than Robin's.
"Um…Little Qian, give me the 25th volume of One Piece.”Oda said. The female lead, Ren Jiaojiao, responded sweetly, then walked to a huge metal cabinet by the wall, entered the password, and opened the door. The cabinet door slowly opened, revealing a large number of comic books and anime discs. A skeleton and three samurai swords with spider webs were piled up in the large compartment below.
"Ah! It's Brook!" "F * ck! It's my saber!"
Seeing this, the three of them shouted at the same time.
"What are you arguing about? What's all the fuss about! If you keep arguing, I'll write you to death!" The principal glanced at them coldly. The three of them immediately covered their mouths and kept quiet.
"Anada, this is the 25th volume of the OP that you wanted.”The female protagonist handed the book over and gently narrowed her eyes. The principal opened the book and asked as he flipped through it,"You guys…who was driving just now?”
Robin and Nami looked at each other and pointed to the side.""It was opened by Sauron!"
The green head's teeth suddenly grew sharp."Motherf * cker, it was clearly you two girls who were sitting in front just now, and you still dare to blame me!!”
Since the principal had his back to the front of the car when he was hit, he did not know who was driving, so he asked the female protagonist what to do. The female protagonist bent down and whispered a few words into the principal's ear. Then, Oda pointed to Sauron in front of him and said,"Hey, you stay behind with the green-headed one. The remaining two female students can go back.”
"Huh? Why? They were clearly the ones driving!" Thrawn shouted angrily.
Behind Oda, the female protagonist, Ren, was covering her mouth and secretly rejoicing. Seeing her like that, Sauron immediately accused the female protagonist of covering up for him and shouted,"I know! But before he could finish, Brook jumped out from the cabinet and grabbed Thrawn's mouth.""Shut up, idiot! You'll really be written to death!"
"What does scolding this little vixen have to do with the principal!”The green head unhappily pushed away the skeleton's fingers and insisted on attacking the female lead. Not only did she frame me, but she also confiscated my knife! If he didn't teach her a lesson today, she would definitely come after him in the future!”
"Idiot!" Brook pulled the green-headed man's face with both hands and turned his head to force him to look at him."Have you forgotten about Franky?"!”
Robin, who was about to leave, tugged at the corner of Nami's skirt and whispered,""Hey, who's Franky?"
"He's the last graduate. How could you forget? You even pinched a man's balls in Waterseven.”
"Yiya-it's him-" Robin shook his chest excitedly.
The sun rose higher and higher, and the sunlight shone on the floor at an angular angle. Tiny dust particles floated in the warm light like floating matter in water.
The bell for the first period had rung. The principal looked at the large grandfather clock beside him and shifted his gaze to Robin and Nami."Hey, the two of you should hurry back to class. Also, tell the class master that Suo Long will be with me for now and I'll return it to him later.”Then, he turned around and said to the female lead," Little Qian, help me draft an apology letter. Tell 'Shonen Jump' that I'm afraid that this episode of 'One Piece' will be halted again."”
"What's the reason? Just say that his right hand was accidentally stepped on by a girl?”
" Ah, no, no... How can you say that... That..." Oda touched the stubble on his chin and paused for a moment." Just say that I accidentally sprained it while playing baseball."”
"Alright, I understand." After saying that, the female lead picked up the address book on the table and left the principal's office with the two girls.
(To be continued…)
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