The traffic police reported to the school that Sauron had gone out with a knife and arrested him for escaping. On the second day of school, the dean not only confiscated Sauron's knife, but also recorded his big mistake. The boy came out of the office with a belly full of anger. On the way back to the classroom, he kept fantasizing in his mind: On the day of graduation, he had to press the female director to the ground and then jump crazily on her face until he forced her to say," I'm sorry, I really shouldn't have been born."
In the classroom, the second-year student Usopp went to the third-year student Brook to compete with him on how to endure the laughter. " Laugh tolerance " was a game invented by boy A in class. Two people sat facing each other at a table and spread the newspaper on the table. In the game, the defending side's mouth must be filled with water, and the head must not turn and must look at the other side's face. Then, the attacking side will tell jokes or make faces without touching the other side's body. If the newspaper on the table is not wet within two minutes, the defending side will win. On the contrary, the attacking side wins.
Brook picked up a cup with a tray and elegantly took a big sip of coffee. On the other side, Usopp, the attacker, began to tell jokes. Brook almost swallowed his coffee because the fruit was too cold. Later, Usopp went to the first year of high school and borrowed a necklace from Vivian. He hung the necklace on his nose and turned his neck to make it spin like a propeller."What you can only do with your fingers, I, Usopp, can do with my nose.”However, the atmosphere was very cold. Brook swallowed the coffee again and had to take another sip.
There were whispers and sneaky laughter from the boys beside him. Boy A complained to the group of boys gathered together in a low voice,"Idiot, if you were to say that you can do things with your chicken (beep-), but I, Usopp, can do it with my nose, wouldn't everyone be happy?”As a result, the people around him burst into laughter. Unfortunately, his voice was not loud and he was far away from the two men, so Brook did not hear him.
Brook did not respond to his joke, which was undoubtedly a shame for Usopp, who called himself the King of Jokes. The boy was very hurt, so he turned around and borrowed makeup from Nami. He began to dress up his face meticulously. He looked at himself in the mirror and swore to the boy,""I want to create the most wretched face in the world.”However, halfway through her makeup, the bell rang. The silver-haired, dull-eyed young form teacher walked into the class and said,"Hey, the one with the long nose, go back to your own world. We have to go to class here.”Usopp had no choice but to turn around and walk towards the corridor. At that time, there were many problematic students with broom-shaped hair who were ready to skip class to pick up girls at the nearby university. As a result, the hooligans went back to class the moment Usopp came out. When he went downstairs, he bumped into Wei Wei and a few girls from her class. The girls saw his wretched face and screamed as if they were about to be raped. In addition, a few brave senior sisters did not show any weakness and rushed forward to slap him. Wei Wei was the only one who mercilessly kicked the boy's crotch. A few minutes later, everything was calm again. Usopp fell to the ground, wiping his tears as he complained in a hoarse voice," Wei…Wei Wei…It's me…I…I'm Wu Suo…Pu…" Then he passed out.
During class, Sauron sat in the last row behind Nami. To the left of Sauron was an empty seat, to the right was Brook, to the right was Barry, and to the right was Sanji.
Sauron patted Nami's shoulder and asked,""Who's that guy on my right? He seems to be quite familiar with Usopp."
"Ah, that, his name is Brook. You didn't come yesterday, so you don't know. He's a transfer student from a prestigious family, and he's quite a gentleman.”The girl smiled sweetly, and a faint layer of light floated on her face.
"Oh…"
Thrawn quietly sized up the skeleton, who had a cane slung over his arm and a steaming coffee cup in his hand. While Thrawn was still imagining him kneeling on one knee and kissing the back of Nami's hand respectfully, he realized that Brook had already left his seat. While the teacher was writing the formula on the blackboard, he sneakily squatted beside Nami and said,""Miss, you're really beautiful! May I ask if I can admire the bear on your underwear?”
As soon as he finished speaking, Sanji, who was sitting next to Brook, suddenly shouted,""Damn it! How the hell did you know that there was a teddy bear with a blue velvet pattern on Ms. Nami's underwear?!”
As soon as he said that, Nami's face immediately changed. She bared her teeth and grabbed the two people's hair like a toy monkey, knocking their heads together.
After that, many cracks appeared on Brook's body. Sanji's face was covered in blood. It was said that he had injured his tendons and vessels. For the next three weeks, he would have to go to Tong Ren Tang to see a traditional Chinese medicine doctor every day. Later, this bloody and violent day was designated as a historic day by the students in the class. Because of this, the school even produced a souvenir figurine of Nami smashing their heads together. It sold well at the major comic convention back then and earned enough operating expenses. Unfortunately, most of the money was taken away by Nami on the grounds of violating the portrait rights.
Regarding the seating arrangement in class, Sanji was originally sitting behind Nami, but because Sanji was always sending flowers and twisting his body, he did not study at all, so he had no choice but to swap seats with Sauron. After changing seats, although the old problem was improved, there was a new problem: Because Sauron's grades were not good and he believed in asking questions, he always asked Nami, the class monitor, for advice. Therefore, whenever the two of them were too close or too long, Thrawn would always worry about whether chalk, a dictionary, or even a desk would fly over.
To Sanji, Nami was definitely more important than the hands of a chef. He took care of Nami meticulously. For example, in the morning, Sanji would come to school an hour earlier, sneak into the cafeteria, knock out the old chef who was still starting a fire, and cook breakfast for Nami personally. After returning to the classroom, he would carefully check Nami's desk and pour out all the love letters and love letters from the boys in each class. Then, he would sort out a list of people on the list. When the people on the list were all here, he would pull them into the toilet and beat them up one by one. Also, after school, the boys would watch Nami and Vivi leave together. With the principle of "I'd rather kill three thousand by mistake than miss out on one", they would use violent hypnosis on the men who looked like hooligans but were actually not hooligans. It was not until the two of them got into the car safely that Sanji ended his day of school life in satisfaction. (To be continued…)
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