The next day, Wednesday.
Sanji and Usopp, who had come to play, gathered around the table and whispered about yesterday's " half-naked " incident. Even though Thrawn was extremely dissatisfied with this, he also knew that no matter what river he jumped into, he would not be able to clear the misunderstanding. Therefore, he took the initiative to step forward and asked to compete with Usopp in "laughing and enduring". He also made an agreement with him that if he won, he would never mention that matter again.
Usopp understood Thrawn's difficulties and knew that he would not do such a thing, but he could not help but be secretly happy when he thought of that scene. Later on, considering that they were close partners, he did not want to make things difficult for them. Since the other party was unwilling, he would let them off and let them win.
The newspaper spread out between the two of them. The game had begun. Thrawn opened a bottle of mineral water and took a big gulp. In order to maximize his ability to resist laughter, the green head deliberately put on a fierce expression. His eyes were bloodshot, and his ears and cheeks were red. He looked like he wanted to kill and eat meat. Usopp played along with the atmosphere and said in a low voice with a solemn expression,"Student Suo Long, are you ready?”
Sauron was just about to nod when he suddenly saw the headline of " ladyboys chasing a perverted chef " on the newspaper. He could not help but feel his blood rush to his head. Although he tried hard to hold it in, some liquid still spurted out. The long-nosed man was shocked and quickly turned his head to pretend not to see it. Sauron took the opportunity to quickly wipe the newspaper clean.
After adjusting his mentality, Usopp officially launched an attack on Sauron. The boy told a bunch of jokes to the green head without stuttering, but the "laughing fruit" was still cold. Sanji, Nami, and Vivi, who was watching the fight, could not help but shiver. At first, Usopp was worried that Sauron would laugh, but when he saw everyone's reaction, he immediately put on an arrogant look, as if he had done it on purpose.
" I know, I know, Suo Longjun. It seems that you're one of those 'laugh tolerance' masters who have a very good sense of humor." Usopp crossed his arms and said with a majestic face," It seems that I'll have to use my special skill. Don't forget that I, Usopp, am the god of humor. The jokes I told back then could make Roger spit out noodles from his nose. You definitely can't do anything to me this time!"”
Sauron pouted and used his eyes to signal him to stop talking nonsense and come quickly. Usopp laughed evilly. Just as he was about to open his mouth, Luffy's voice suddenly came from the corridor.
"Hey, hey, hey! Robin, what happened to you? Are you alright?"
Everyone's attention was immediately drawn over. Sanji asked loudly through the window of the corridor,""What happened? What's wrong with little Binbin?"
At the window of the corridor, Robin covered her mouth and squatted down. Luffy also bent down to support her. The people in the classroom saw this and ran to check on the situation. Usopp wanted to go too, but he was pulled back by Sauron. Suo Longjun stared at Usopp seriously, telling him with his eyes that the winner had not been decided between them. He had to win this match. Seeing that there was no other way, Usopp could only sit down and continue telling jokes. However, just as she sat down and before she could speak, a few people's conversations suddenly came from outside the door.
Nami: Robin, do you want Choba to come over and take a look at you?
Sanji: Little guest! Are you alright?
Luffy: " Ah, it's okay. Robin told me that she's pregnant and almost threw up."
After a while, the whole class was silent.
In the classroom, Sauron's eyes darkened as he spat at Usopp's face.
In the next second, everyone's eyes were focused on Sauron again, and they let out subtle sighs again.
After the first period in the afternoon, everyone was still immersed in Robin's dark jokes and indulged in fantasizing about their union.
In the second last row, Nami was listening to music while using a calculator to make precise plans for this month's allowance. Sanji lay on Sauron's seat, looking at the girl's back in intoxication. The girl was wearing a white shirt with orange rattan prints. The white straps of her bra were faintly visible under the shirt. His thin back bones bulged slightly, and his gentle shoulders drew soft and delicate lines down. He really wanted to hug her…Nami's body must be very soft, and her body temperature would quickly soak into his chest.
The boy stood up and took a step from the side. He placed his elbows on Nami's desk and took off one of the girl's earphones and stuffed it into his ear.
"Ah-Dan gibson's Hawaiian series?! It was so beautiful! " It's as if my heart, which was once burned by love, is once again…" The voice suddenly stopped. Sanji was halfway through his recitation when he was kicked out by the girl.
The boy crawled up from the wall with his head covered in blood. He smiled foolishly at Nami and twisted his body."Yiya ~~~ Miss Nami is so cute and charming even when she's abusing you ~~! I've completely fallen in love with you ~"
Boy A, who was next to him, looked at him in disdain." F * ck, is this child crazy…"
"Stay away from him. It won't be good if you're infected.”B pulled him back.
"Hey, why do you think our class monitor is so cold to him? Can't he just chase him away? Why do you keep kicking him?”
"You don't know that you have to be ruthless to people like Sezhi. Otherwise, things will develop in a bad direction in the future.”
"What bad direction?"
"Nonsense! Think about it, if the class monitor agreed to the sex judge, wouldn't this classroom become 'Yichun Brood'?”
"Is it the 'legacy' of the night's sleep?"
"Hahaha…Yes, yes."
In the second group by the window, Sauron propped his chin on one hand and pouted his lower lip, still unhappy about what had happened.
Robin tugged at Thrawn's sleeve and shook his arm with a smile.""Ah, ah, ah, don't be angry. It's all a joke.”
Sauron rolled his eyes at the woman, not wanting to say a word. Robin leaned over and took out a huge lollipop from her cleavage.""Don't be angry. Here, I'll give you candy.”
" Who's eating?" Thrawn bared his fangs and shouted.
"Hey, hey!" At the side, Boy A poked Boy B and said," What do you think of these two? They seem to be very close."
Boy B waved his hand." Hey, this Robin is like that with everyone. He might be from the lower class."”
"What? What do you mean?"
"He's just a scum of society. I used to have a very handsome buddy, but now he's fallen. He fights, takes drugs, and plays with women. As long as it's something that a hooligan can do, he'll do it no matter what. I once advised him not to be like this anymore. It's not good for his health. If he gets AIDS, it's too late to change. However, he said,'If I get AIDS one day, I'll f * ck 100 women a day, especially those who like to have one-night stands and are super beautiful. Furthermore, he would definitely not wear a condom. Aren't those women beautiful? Don't all men like to chase after such women? Then go chase after them! I fell ill immediately after I got into bed. Let them wait for death with me!'After he said that, we decided not to associate with such scum anymore. Although it's not a good thing to be friends with such a person, I've also learned a truth from him. If you want to get married in the future and live a down-to-earth life, you should find an honest woman who's neither beautiful nor ugly. Think about it, which of those good-looking women isn't chased by a bunch of men? They dress up like ghosts all day long. Do you know what she has done? I think the bespectacled girl from the next class is not bad. She's well-behaved. I think her name is Daski…I'll find someone like that in the future.”
Boy A seemed to be deeply inspired. He picked up a pen and solemnly wrote down those words.
(To be continued…)
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