" First, let's welcome Li Bai's other half, Biby…" Deng Chao was stunned.
The auntie didn't know what was going on, but she took it all seriously. The applause was very enthusiastic.
Biby was on the verge of breaking down. This joke was too big, but he definitely had to go up.
"Uncle, aunties, Uncle Deng Chao!”Biby greeted everyone obediently and did not forget to take revenge on Deng Chao.
"Ugh! If I can't take it anymore, you two will bully me together.”As Deng Chao spoke, he put on a look of despair, causing everyone to laugh.
Deng Chao started to lash out. No one could stop him." Next, witness, Wang Yilan.”
The cheers below became even louder. It was originally just a simple meet-and-greet, but it had turned into a wedding scene. The director also played the wedding march.
Indigo took small steps and floated up." Hello, hello, everyone. I love you!"”
The scene became even more lively. The aunties really liked this kind of atmosphere.
" Next, let's invite the best man... Oh, oh..." Deng Chao was halfway through his sentence when his mouth was covered by Li Bai.
Li Bai didn't dare to let him continue. The director might have a sudden inspiration and even hold the wedding. Needless to say, Li Bai was right. If the budget had not been spent, the director would have done it.
"Uncle Deng Chao is old, I'm sorry! Next, let's invite Uncle Deng Chao's other half, who had the reputation of being a woman's friend, Li Chen; Chen Chichi, who liked to go to restaurants for beauty treatments; Zheng Kai who sleeps in the mirror all day."
Deng Chao thought that his other half was Ma Shu! Who would have thought that he would play so big? Li Chen, Chen Chichi, and Zheng Kai were all dumbfounded. The content of this introduction was too much information.
The aunties were laughing their heads off. Young people really knew how to play.
"Xiao Bai, our companions are companions of companions, companions of companions.”Li Chen was a technical person, so his way of thinking was different.
"Congratulations to the two of you for growing old together and giving birth to a son early.”Chen Chichi and Zheng Kai didn't explain at all and just fired.
Li Bai regretted his decision. If he had known earlier, he would have only pulled Ma Shu in. He did not expect Li Chen to be so smart.
In the end, Ma Shu still went on stage as a bridesmaid. It made sense that there were more people and a bigger fist.
The awkward atmosphere finally disappeared amidst the protests, noises, and punches. The program still had to continue recording. After a simple greeting, everyone walked to the center of the square.
"Brother Xiao Bai, you're too cruel. I like to eat, but what the hell is going to a restaurant for a beauty?”Chen Chichi expressed that he was very hurt.
Zheng Kai was also protesting." I like to look in the mirror. There's no need to be so ruthless, right?”
The most pitiful one was Li Chen. He would definitely not be able to get rid of the title of 'Women's Friend.' The program team would definitely add fuel to the fire.
Everyone rushed to the center of the square and the music started. The aunties were more like celebrities at this time, twisting their bodies to the melody.
"Biby, it's time for you to perform.”Li Bai pushed Biby into the middle of the aunties with ill intentions. Deng Chao followed suit, grabbed Ma Shu, and pushed him into the crowd.
Accompanied by a series of screams, Li Bai and Deng Chao were both knocked down. Li Bai was thrown on the back by Biby and fell to the ground. At this moment, his eyes were no longer focused and he was facing the sky. Deng Chao was hit by Ma Shu's female anti-pervert technique, and he screamed as he rolled on the ground.
Li Bai, who had been a martial artist in his previous life, had also filmed many martial arts scenes in this life. He used the momentum to flip over Biby's shoulder and fell miserably. The aunties were so scared that they hid back as if they had seen a ghost.
Deng Chao, on the other hand, was too exaggerated. He staggered for a long time before collapsing.
The members of the Brotherhood were not so kind-hearted. They laughed out loud.
Biby finally reacted and squatted down with a worried expression. Seeing that Li Bai was pretending and was completely fine, he stood up with a proud expression and swept his gaze behind him. The laughter of the brothers came to an abrupt stop. Chen Chichi even burped to cooperate.
"Help! I don't want to die." Deng Chao rolled back and forth on the ground in an exaggerated manner. Everyone looked at each other in dismay.
How could Chen Chichi let go of this opportunity? He jogged to Deng Chao." This is too awkward, too awkward. Do you have any sympathy? Old Deng was about to die! "Hahaha…" As he spoke, he slapped Deng Chao's back hard.
The director, who was hiding behind the camera, nodded in satisfaction. If he wanted to stand out, he had to work hard.
"Let me do it!" Li Chen seemed to have suddenly understood. He ran over with a pout, as if he was going to give Deng Chao CPR.
Deng Chao had gone crazy, so he wasn't afraid at all. He immediately closed his eyes and pouted as he waited.
"There's no hope. His head was kicked.”Chen Chichi threw Deng Chao back onto the ground in a panic, his face filled with disgust.
"Do you have to play so big?" Zheng Kai couldn't take it anymore. If this continued, he would become one of them sooner or later.
Li Chen saw that Deng Chao didn't dodge and didn't dare to kiss him. Suddenly, he had an idea. Pouting, he stepped over Deng Chao and ran towards Ma Shu…Ma Shu fled.
The aunties moved again. They took out a fingerboard from their backpacks and laid it on the ground.
"No, don't!" Deng Chao shouted at the top of his lungs.
Li Bai's expression also changed. He had seen this thing before. It could really make people want to die.
It was obvious that the others did not recognize the finger board and were eager to try it.
"How do I play this?" Biby asked in confusion.
"You'll know in a while." Li Bai wanted to explain, but he gave up in the end. He said that it was useless and that he would know after trying it out.
Deng Chao took the character card from the director." The fingerboard relay race…No, I'm old. My heart can't take this.”
"Brother Chao, your heart is on your heels?”Li Bai couldn't help but tease.
In the fingerboard relay race, the first person had to cross four hurdles, climb the stairs, and jump rope twenty times. The second person continued to cross the obstacles, and the third person crossed three aunties, ran to the finish line, jumped up, ate the biscuits hanging on the horizontal bar, and hit the gong to complete it. The distance of the three runways was similar, but the difficulty was different.
The other teams still had time to discuss, but Li Bai's side was finished. The hurdle was too high for Yu Lan to jump over, so only Li Bai could run the first section. Biby couldn't reach the horizontal bar at the finish line, so she could only run the second section.
"This program team is too much of a scam. There's no other choice at all!”Yu Lan was hurt and couldn't help but complain.
Biby was secretly testing out the power of the pressure plate. He took off his shoes and socks and jumped up…
"Ah!" There was a scream.
Yu Lan was so scared that she felt uncomfortable.
It wasn't just Baby, the others were also trying, and the result was a mix of screams and laughter. Deng Chao laughed the happiest. As long as he saw others suffer, he would be happy. Li Bai supported Biby and slowly retreated. Biby's feet had already curled up into a ball, not daring to touch the ground at all. The corners of his mouth twitched as he kept saying," Aiyo." It was hanging on Li Bai's body. Biby was about to cry from the pain. It was too painful.
Deng Chao did not notice that Li Chen had sneaked behind him while he was laughing.
" Ah, ah, ah, no, ah..." Deng Chao was pushed by Li Chen onto the fingerboard.
This time, it was everyone's turn to laugh. The camera naturally wouldn't miss this opportunity. Their faces were twisted in pain. It was too comical.
Deng Chao got up and protested." Director, this is too difficult. We need 90 seconds to finish these four hurdles. It's impossible to finish the whole process in 90 seconds.”
"Yeah, Brother Chao said it was too little. After I pass these four hurdles, it'll be dark.”Chen Chichi protested with his exaggerated expression.
" My feet are swollen…" Biby? he said.
It would have been fine if she hadn't said anything, but her words attracted everyone's attention. Biby hung on Li Bai like a koala bear, his face blushing.
"Oh my god, what am I seeing? This scene is too beautiful. I don't dare to look at it.”Brother Chao began to perform exaggeratedly again.
"The two of you, be careful. There might be children watching our show!”Li Chen said seriously. Ever since Li Bai teased him at the beginning, Li Chen had completely let go.
"You're just jealous. If you have the ability, go hug Chen Chichi!”Li Bai was already prepared. Couples would definitely be the target of ridicule. Otherwise, there would be no meaning to their existence.
Chen Chichi, who had been waiting for a long time, would not let go of this opportunity. He ran two steps and jumped directly onto Li Chen's body.
"Haha! This pair didn't look like a couple. They looked more like mother and son, haha!”Deng Chao laughed so hard that he couldn't even stand straight.
"Mother Chen, I'm hungry." Who could be better than Chen Chichi at being cheap?
Li Chen felt as if his entire world had collapsed.
After everyone laughed, they finally remembered that there was still a competition. Deng Chao and the others were the first to set off. Amidst a series of screams, Deng Chao completed his first performance. In the last part, he rolled over. Ma Shu was so angry that he gave him two more kicks. Deng Chao himself had wasted half of his time, and it was almost impossible to complete the entire 90 seconds.
"Director, she kicked me, she kicked me.”
At this moment, no one cared about Deng Chao's accusation. They were all frightened by Ma Shu.
"What a tough woman!" Everyone sighed.
At first, Ma Shu was still crawling forward, but when he realized that it was too painful, he immediately changed to backstroke. His back rubbed against the finger board, and it hurt just thinking about it. Deng Chao was dumbfounded that Ma Shu dared to do such a thing while wearing the red T-shirt prepared by the production team. Compared to Ma Shu, he was weak. Everyone went forward to cheer.
Biby's eyes flashed with a different kind of expression. Ma Shu's performance had frightened her.
The director smiled knowingly. He knew that he had succeeded. If everyone played the game with a joking attitude, then there would be no point in the game's existence. They might as well turn it into a talk show.
No matter how hard Ma Shu tried, he couldn't catch up with time. Li Chen took the baton with high morale. He was full of blood and rushed to the finish line. He was about to explode... Then, a 200-pound auntie opened her arms to Li Chen. The middle-aged woman tore open her coat domineeringly, revealing the T-shirt underneath. On it was written," Carry me over."
Li Chen, who had been spartan just a moment ago, instantly felt his legs go weak. He fell to the ground and had no desire to live.
Seeing this scene, Yu Lan and Chen Chichi went crazy. It would be their turn soon. They were the last two.
"It's too hopeless. Oh my god!" Chen Chichi wanted to cry but had no tears! It wasn't easy for him to snatch the right to run the last leg from Zheng Kai and Bao Bao with his height advantage.
In despair, Li Chen carried the auntie to the finish line, ate the biscuits hanging on the horizontal bar, and hit the gong with his forehead.
"Li Chen is crazy. He even forgot to use the drumsticks.”Deng Chao gloated.
" I think you're crazy," Ma Shu retorted." We're a team." No, Li Chen and I are crazy. We're actually in the same group as you.”
"Haha!" The other two groups of people certainly wouldn't miss the opportunity to attack their opponents, and they could only mock them.
"The red team used 100…"
"Director, there's no need to announce the time. We don't want to hear it.”Deng Chao finally returned to normal.
The director held back his laughter." Team Red used 192 seconds. Challenge failed.”
This time, no one laughed. After all, it was their turn soon.
The second team, the yellow team, began their challenge. Without a doubt, with Chen Chichi around, it would be difficult to succeed. The front was very fast, but it was stuck at Chen Chichi's place. The auntie directly pushed Chen Chichi to the ground. Everyone was laughing so hard that they almost collapsed.
"Kill me, I don't want to live anymore." Chen Chichi was too ashamed to get up.
The baby was starting to have a venomous tongue." You're so weak. Are you so strong just to store food?”
By the time Chen Chichi reached the finish line, it would take even more time than the Red Team.
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