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Hui Tai Lang turned around and looked at Wang Fan who was standing in the forest not far from him. His face was filled with excitement. He then carried Lan Yang Yang and ran over with big strides."Teacher Wang, w-why are you here?”

As expected!

It seemed like Hui Tai Lang really didn't know that it was him who drove the tank to blow up the plane!

Wang Fan felt much more at ease. He said in a low voice,"En, I was just about to leave this place when I heard the sound of cannons here, so I came over to take a look. I didn't expect to see you.”

"Nothing much." Hui Tai Lang threw Lazy Goat to the ground and said,""Teacher Wang, why are you leaving? Didn't you say that you would teach me how to catch sheep?”

Hearing this, Wang Fan couldn't help but shake his head."Sigh! I was indeed here to teach you how to catch a sheep, but I didn't expect that such a thing would happen. This is the biggest failure of my life. I have no face to teach you again.”

"No, I can't! Teacher Wang!" Hui Tai Lang grabbed Wang Fan's hand." Teacher Wang, it's not your fault. My wife was too stupid and was poisoned by Pleasant Goat. This has nothing to do with you. You can't blame yourself!”

Wang Fan waved his hand." That's true, but this matter happened under Teacher Wang's eyes. I can't take it anymore. I've already decided to leave this place.”

"This…But Teacher Wang, you haven't taught me how to catch sheep. I beg you, please stay.”

Looking at Hui Tai Lang's pleading expression, Wang Fan smiled."Hui Tai Lang, catching sheep is the nature of a wolf. There's actually no need to teach you this. Teacher Wang has already guided your nature out. You'll understand in the future. You just have to remember three things: calm, patience, and caution. If there's anything else Teacher Wang wants to teach you, it's the high-class method of eating sheep.”

"Then teach me a high-class way to eat sheep.”Hui Tai Lang said excitedly," Teacher Wang, you said that you wanted me to become a high-class wolf. You haven't taught me the high-class way to eat sheep, so you can't leave."”

Wang Fan pretended to think for a while."Alright, since Teacher Wang has promised you, Teacher Wang will teach you a high-class way to eat sheep. I'll leave after teaching you.”

"That's great, Teacher Wang." Hui Tai Lang said happily," Teacher Wang, let's go back now. Look, I caught another lamb."”

As he spoke, Hui Tai Lang picked up Lazy Sheep and was about to leave when Wang Fan stopped him."Wait, Gray Wolf."

"Hmm? What's wrong, Teacher Wang?"

Wang Fan said," The high-class method of eating sheep is profound and profound. I will teach you from now on, starting with this little lamb."”

"En, alright."

Wang Fan continued," This sheep is obviously junk food. Of course, it can be eaten, but this kind of junk food has to be eaten to be high-class. You can't tie him up like this."”

"Ah?" Hui Tai Lang looked confused." If we can't tie him up, then why do we have to do this?”

"Hug him." Wang Fan said," This kind of sheep has loose meat. If you tie him up again, it will cause the blood circulation in his body to be blocked, and the meat will change. When he eats it, the taste will be greatly reduced. So you have to let go of him and hug him. He can't run away anyway.”

"I see." Hui Tai Lang chuckled." Thank you, Teacher Wang. I understand. I'll let go of him now and carry him back."”

As he spoke, Hui Tai Lang placed Lazy Goat on the ground and began to untie the rope on his body. However, he did not notice that Wang Fan, who was behind him, had quietly taken out a frying pan!

Hui Tai Lang muttered to himself," Lazy Yang Yang, since you've encountered such a high-class wolf like me, you can be considered to have walked far away. I'll untie you now and carry you away."”

The rope was untied. Just as Hui Tai Lang was about to stand up, there was suddenly a gust of wind behind him.

Hmm?

Hui Tai Lang turned his head abruptly and saw a golden frying pan that was magnified infinitely in his eyes!

Bang! After a loud thud, Hui Tai Lang was like a human-shaped cannonball. With a boom, his head was stabbed into a big tree ten meters away.

Wang Fan shook the frying pan in his hand and said,""Damn it, this flying effect is really f * cking scary.”

The live broadcast room exploded with comments.

"D * mn, Teacher Wang, is this appropriate?”

"Haha, I suddenly feel that Teacher Wang is so sinister.”

"In the end, the old driver who drove the tank won.”

Not knowing if Hui Tai Lang was dead, Wang Fan quickly went to the front of Lazy Sheep and pinched his philtrum.

After a while, there was no result!

However, he was still breathing, but he was still unconscious. It seemed that Lazy Sheep was badly shaken, but Wang Fan didn't have time to wait.

After all, who knew when Red Wolf would fly another plane over?

There was only one way now!

Thinking of this, Wang Fan flung his clothes and turned his back to the audience.

A stream of water appeared and splashed on Lazy Sheep's face.

"F * ck, Teacher Wang peed on Lazy Sheep's face!”

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Teacher Wang, can you let me see your treasure?”

"Old Wang, turn around. Turn around and you'll be rewarded with 100,000 yuan. I'm not human if I lie to you!”

"Teacher Wang, turn around!"

"Turn, turn, I want you!”

"Teacher Wang, please turn around!"

Wang Fan's pee was almost over, but Lazy Goat still didn't react. Just when he was speechless, could it be that Lazy Goat wouldn't wake up?

Suddenly, Lazy Yangyang's body twitched.

"Achoo!"

With a sneeze, Lazy Yangyang suddenly sat up, while Wang Fan hurriedly put on his clothes.

Lazy Yangyang looked around with a blank expression and said innocently,""What's that smell? It's so smelly and salty.”

"Hahaha, lazy sheep, you drank Teacher Wang's holy water!”

"Who asked you to have a head full of shit? Is it appropriate for you not to pee?”

"Poor lazy sheep, your face is full of pee!”

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