A day had passed since the incident in the office. Lin Hui woke up from her dream, stretched, and yawned. Her cute appearance immediately attracted the attention of a large group of students.
Lin Hui found that Lingzi was really focused on flipping through her phone. She didn't know what she was looking at.
"Lingzi, what are you looking at? "You're so fascinated," Lin Hui could not help but ask.
" It's nothing. It's just a light novel that's very popular on the Internet," Lingzi replied with her head lowered and her expression focused.
"Oh! "What novel? Is it very famous?" Lin Hui suddenly became interested, thinking that her novel, which had been published for several weeks, had already become popular.
" Yes, it's very famous. It's called 'Five Centimeters per Second'. The name is quite meaningful," Lingzi answered as she raised her head.
" Really? How popular is it? Tell me about it." Lin Hui immediately became happy. Although she hadn't paid attention to her novel, she wasn't worried that it wouldn't become popular.
" The number of clicks has already exceeded a million," Lingzi replied after looking at her phone.
"Favorites and recommendations? There should be a reward! "It must be a lot," Lin Hui asked with a smile.
" If it's a collection, it's naturally 0. It's also 0 for recommendations. It's even more impossible to tip," Ling Hui said with certainty.
"Eh? How was this possible? "Aren't they very popular? Why are they all 0?" Lin Hui was so shocked that she almost fell to the ground and said in disbelief.
"Lin Huijun has seen it before? "Since you've seen it, why are you so surprised?" Lingzi looked at Lin Hui with a puzzled look.
"It's because I know this novel that I can't believe it. Why is it that such a popular novel only has clicks? It's fine if no one tips it. I can only say that they're too stingy, but it's not normal if no one favours or suggests it, right?”Lin Hui asked in confusion.
"Why would I want to collect and recommend such a funny novel? Tipping is just a dream. Don't tell me that Lin Huijun thinks that this novel is very well written!”Lingzi looked at Lin Hui as if she was looking at an idiot.
"Are you kidding me? How was it funny? "Lingzi, you have to explain it to me today, or I won't let you off," Lin Hui immediately felt that her intelligence was being doubted, so she couldn't stand it anymore.
" It's funny. It's quite funny. They liked each other since elementary school but didn't dare to confess. This is the first joke. The woman moved with her family without resisting. This is the second joke. The man watched the woman move further and further away from him but didn't stop her. This is the third joke. After they grew up, they made plans to meet again, but they chose to brush past each other because they were strangers. This is clearly such a funny story, but the author actually spent so much effort to create it. This is the funniest joke. Lin Huijun, are you satisfied with my answer?”Lingzi said seriously.
"What? What kind of logical thinking is this? Should primary school students confess their feelings boldly? Should women elope with the man they like shamelessly? Should men shamelessly beg their women not to leave? They clearly had their own lives, yet they still had to force themselves to be together? In the end, shouldn't the author be rewarded for writing so hard? Tell me, shouldn't this be the logic?”Lin Hui could not help but roar.
" Regarding Lin Huijun's words, I have to make a few points clear. First, love should start from elementary school. Otherwise, you won't be able to find a man when you grow up. Second, it's very difficult for a woman to find someone she likes. It's even more difficult to find someone she likes and the other party likes her. Third, men should be bolder. Otherwise, how can they have a harem? Fourth, it's not easy for two people to meet. They should at least have sex once and take each other's blood." It can also be used as a souvenir for future memories. Last but not least, you want me to reward him for writing such a funny story. Do you want me to become a funny story too?" Lingzi stood up and pointed at Lin Hui as she roared.
"Nani? I can't pretend that I didn't hear such an explanation. Why can't girls find a man after they grow up? Were all the Japanese men dead? Also, why is it so difficult for girls to find a man they like? Are all the outstanding men in Japan dead? Also, should men start harems as a matter of course? Wouldn't they be killed? The last thing I couldn't stand the most was, what the hell was taking down each other's first blood, and what the hell was taking it as a memento? Could it be that childhood sweethearts were used to f * ck each other, huh? Explain yourself to me, or I'll be angry with you!”Lin Hui felt that his five views had been seriously impacted. He could not retreat from this kind of problem.
"Lin Huijun, enough is enough. I've tolerated you for a long time. It's not your fault for being pure, but I can't tolerate you pretending to be pure. Don't you know that Japanese men are all ugly? Don't you know that men who don't open harem will be killed? Don't you know how lonely it is to be a woman? Last but not least, don't you know that one-third of Japanese women are still single? Shouldn't the author of such a novel be shot? Did he want the Japanese to face extinction? Ah! Lin Huijun! " Is my explanation enough?" Lingzi was like a volcano erupting. She was aggressive, like a flood invading the earth, like an earthquake, like a landslide.
With a loud bang, Ling Hui's five views were shattered into pieces and could no longer be put back together. He could only stare with his eyes wide open and his mouth agape.
"This…this…what's going on? Why is this happening?" Lin Hui asked blankly.
"Lin Huijun, you should reflect on yourself. Don't always look lazy. You only know how to sleep every day. Don't you feel ashamed that you don't even know the situation of your own country?”Lingzi sighed and said to Lin Hui.
"I'm…I'm sorry. I didn't want to be like this. Lingzi, please forgive me! Please, please!" Lin Hui looked pitiful as she held Lingzi's hand and begged.
When Lingzi saw Lin Hui acting cute, she immediately blushed. She couldn't help but pat Lin Hui's head and said," Since Lin Huijun said so, I can't blame you anymore, but as compensation, I'll kiss you first." After saying that, he hugged Lin Hui and took a deep breath.
"You haven't answered my question yet.”Lin Hui shyly wiped the saliva from her mouth and asked.
"This situation has been happening in Japan since a long time ago, but it's not serious. However, starting from more than ten years ago, the male population in the country began to decline rapidly. Not only is the death toll increasing, but the male birth rate is also pitifully low. This has caused the current situation of more women than men. Facing this situation, the best countermeasure for the government is naturally to encourage intermarriage. However, considering that the excellent bloodline of the Yamato people will continue to be lost as a result, it will eventually disappear. The government had no choice but to consider marriage as a solution. However, Japan was a capitalist country, and the policy of multiple marriages was definitely not feasible. Therefore, they had to come up with this solution. They had to constantly work on the people's minds and encourage men to open harems. Even if they talked nonsense, they would not be condemned by the government and the people. As long as they could solve the problem of marriage between men and women in Japan, the government would turn a blind eye to it. Therefore, this policy could be said to be well-known by the people today. You're the only one who doesn't know about it. Now you should know how funny that novel is, right? There isn't a single positive comment on the internet. That novel has already become the number one funny light novel in Japan. People with depression will read it, and people with heart disease will stay away from it. It's considered a legend in the novel world. I wonder who the author is? Otherwise, he could have participated in the world's most popular brain-dead competition. He might have won the trophy for Japan's most brain-dead. Don't you think so, Lin Huijun? Eh? Lin Huijun, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so sad?”Lingzi spoke slowly like an expert, which made everyone convinced.
" No…nothing. I'm just sad for our Japanese compatriots," Lin Hui explained with a sad face.
"That's true! Many women were single! For example, our music teacher Sakai Hatsuyoko. I heard that she was obsessed with music since she was young and had never been in a relationship. After she graduated from university, she wanted to find a boyfriend she liked, but she couldn't find one. She even went online to look for a husband. In the end, only a few people came, and all of them were extremely ugly. In the end, it didn't matter. So now, she's still a single virgin. I think she's already 25 years old. In a few years, she'll be alone for the rest of her life. Sigh! How pitiful! "I'm really worried about Chudao-sensei," Lingzi said and couldn't help but sigh.
Ling Hui's expression turned awkward when he heard the last part. What else could he say? Today, not only was he refreshed by the Five Concepts, but he was also awarded the title of Japan's number one funny novel writer. In addition, he was also awarded the title of the most brainless king. Ling Hui felt that he had gained a lot today. It was a pity that his brothers did not transmigrate. How could he save so many lonely girls?
That morning, Lin Hui spent her time in a daze.
" Collecting, flowers, and giving gifts. Don't go away. Tomorrow's plot will be even more exciting."
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