Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
"The rain is too heavy today.”Ye Ye looked at the gloomy sky outside the window and said.
"Alright, we'll have five-eyed fried rice for lunch today.”Eri quickly wrote in her small notebook.
"But we're eating Five-Eyed Fried Rice for breakfast now! Are you the God of Five-Eyed Fried Rice? Do you have to eat Five-Eyed Fried Rice every meal?”Ye Ye complained weakly.
"Not the God of Five-eyed Fried Rice. I want to eat Hokkaido Ramen with Ghost Gold Stick for dinner and pizza with meat cubes for supper.”
"You are indeed not the God of Five-Eyed Fried Rice, you are the God of Food. Is there anything else you need, Princess?”
"I want to watch tonight's Fate/Zero and the night reruns of Gundam 00.”
"…You fucking learned how to follow the scenes!”
"I want to see the ending before I go home. I can't watch TV at home.”
Ye Ye shook his head and thought to himself that these episodes were updated every week, and the number of days that Eri's family was abandoned was calculated by the number of days. God knows when the eight families of the Snake Division would find Ye Ye and shoot him.
Torrential rain swept across the entire city of Tokyo. The rainy season had lasted for more than a month, and today's rain was the most exaggerated. Heavy water droplets smashed against the glass, making crisp sounds. From time to time, twisted water pillars swept through the rain, like white dragons stretching out from the clouds to drink on the ground.
Eri had already changed into a blue-purple princess dress with black lace edges and her favorite high-heeled ankle boots. She was obviously looking forward to today's trip. When she heard Ye Ye say that the trip was canceled, she could not help but feel a little sad.
However, he still accepted it obediently. Ye Ye was wearing a snow-white nightgown. He lay on the carpet with a cushion on his head and a cushion on his feet. Eri leaned against his shoulder and kept changing the channel with the remote control.
The two of them didn't seem to realize how ambiguous this position was, and the atmosphere fell into midnight.
Today was the third day of the Tokyo Love Story. Ye Ye was no longer as vigilant and cautious as when he first came into contact with Erii, and Erii was no longer as restrained and at a loss as before.
For example, the two of them slept together at night. Fortunately, neither Erii nor Ye Ye had the habit of sleeping alone. Otherwise, Ye Ye would have to sleep in the bathtub in the bathroom.
Ye Ye wanted to bring Eri to China. That was his motherland in his previous life. Although so many years had passed, he still more or less missed it.
" Tokyo Love Story, the fourth day from the end. It's now 9:30 in the morning, and my work as a director is about to begin.”Mai Shude put the recording pen into her pocket, tidied up her Prada black dress, and stepped into the director's hall with a faint murderous aura.
The expert team was waiting for her at the conference table.
"Ladies and gentlemen, today is the third day of the show. In the past three days, the progress between the bride and groom has been almost zero. Together, they visited Tokyo Resort, Color Palettes, Ebisu, and the Imperial Palace, but they didn't realize that the other party was a potential lover. What were they? A small two-person tour group? May I ask what is the purpose of letting them wander around Tokyo?”Mai Shude threw the folder on the table and said sternly.
"Relationship counselor, I need your explanation first!”
The experts looked at each other in silence. Finally, the relationship counselor, Ryoji Suzuki, cleared his throat and said awkwardly,"" I have to admit that this is one of the biggest setbacks I've encountered in my twelve years of working as a relationship counselor..."
" But," Suzuki Ryoji changed the topic." The bride and groom are starting to accept each other. Look at how sweet the couple is together…"
Hearing this, all the experts present couldn't help but roll their eyes. They were indeed lovey-dovey, but they didn't realize how ambiguous it was to be lovey-dovey together, and how to be lovey-dovey together…
Whether it was love or desire, they could not be awakened from the bride and groom. These days, the most harmonious time they got along was when they ate. It seemed that the only similarity between them was their love for food.
" We can divide men into four types of animals: aggressive animals, territorial animals, parasitic animals, and monsters. We can also divide women into four types: lust animals, material animals, psychic animals, and monsters. I once talked about the emotional problems that four types of men may encounter when they pair up with four types of women in my column. The most difficult problem is monsters versus monsters.”Ryoji Suzuki continued to talk about his theory of relationships.
"What kind of psychological characteristics are those that fit the description of a monster?”
"Those who don't fit any of the psychological characteristics will be thrown into the monster category.”Suzuki Ryoji smiled bitterly." Most people's psychological characteristics are herd. For example, when young girls see that their friends have bought high-end clothes, they will also want them, so they gradually evolve into material animals. However, there are always some people who are independent of the crowd. Their psychological characteristics are complicated and it is difficult to understand their inner logic. We call these people monsters. According to my observations over the past few days, both the bride and groom have monstrous personalities. I have to say that the casting director has given us a huge challenge!”
"Even if it's a monster, it's still a beautiful little monster that makes people's hearts soften.”Assistant Director Takemiya Kenji tried to smooth things over." The double monster combination is the most troublesome because the psychological characteristics of both parties are completely different. They can't find the opportunity to ignite love, right?”
"Takemiya-kun is right. Monsters are all lonely, but their loneliness is different. They live in different worlds.”
"Then I need a way to break through the world boundary!”Mai Jiu De said in a low voice.
She also knew that it was impossible to make such a man and woman fall in love in just a week, but she could not accept failure, not to mention that she had such a huge team supporting her.
The boss was very concerned about this " marriage " and would call or text every night to ask about it.
However, reality had given them a head-on blow. Time passed steadily without any progress in their plan. Mai Shude was a ninja, the kind of person who could let a poisonous snake crawl over her face without moving an inch. However, at this time, she could not help but be impatient and could not tolerate it anymore.
She had to complete the boss's mission no matter what. If forcing the two of them to attend the wedding with a knife could be considered as completing the mission, Mai Shude would have pulled out the knife and thrown it on the table.
"Then…I'll just use a stronger temptation! In modern society, weren't many men and women pregnant when they got married?”The fashion designer still had the same idea of " what kind of man is good, pay the bill and dare to push him down ".
"That's right. Speaking of which, I have a friend who got married with a child and is now the wife of a rich family!”The voice of the model who was trying on the clothes was full of envy.
"Think of a way to get them to shop at the lingerie store? Men couldn't resist trying on sexy lingerie!”
"The hot spring trip is still better. Let the waiter spread their bedding in the same room, put a porcelain bottle between the two beds, and insert a red tea flower in the porcelain bottle…The moment the boundary is crossed, the porcelain bottle and the red tea flower shatter together!”
Mai Shude's face darkened. She had no choice but to admit that this so-called expert team was actually a group of lewd losers. Just as she was about to slam the table and roar, her phone on the table rang. She received a new message.
P.S. One more, one more…
[P.S. This volume is almost over. The next volume will be the beginning of the plot. The original text will be reduced after the main text begins…]
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