This summer, Wei Yile played for two whole months. At the age of fifteen, he slept with his phone and talked to it every day. His mother saw how obsessed he was and scolded him,"You look at your phone all day. Is there some treasure in it?”However, he still didn't seem to care. He only looked up at his mother's fierce expression and then inserted his head into the phone screen. "This child!" His mother was helpless. Seeing that he couldn't persuade her, she could only walk away resentfully.
"Sigh, how long before school starts?”Yi Le muttered to himself, then clicked on QQ on his phone and sent a message to a friend whose name was "Pig":"Hey, boy, when does school start?”
" Pig "'s original name was Zhu Tongquan. He and Yi Le were classmates since they were young. They were classmates from elementary school to the second year of junior high school. He was the same as him. They were both cell phone lovers. They would never leave their phones.
Soon, he replied,""How would I know? I didn't even receive the notice!”
Sigh, this child is really a pure academic scum! Yi Le blushed. He flicked his bangs and sent the same message to another friend whose name was "Man":"'Man,'when does school start?”
After sending it, Yi Le regretted it. She didn't get the notice, did she? Yi Le asked in his heart.
The friend called "man" was actually a girl, and she was also a good friend and classmate of Yi Le. Her skin was dark and oily, and she spoke casually like a tomboy. Therefore, the title of " man " was naturally given to her by her friends! Instead, she was happy!
She quickly replied,"Yo, what a rare guest! Why? Did you miss me?"
Yi Le felt nauseous. Miss her? She might as well think of a dog when she missed her. How narcissistic! So, Yi Le sent her a big "disgusting" emoji. The other party did not care much. Instead, he said seriously,"Report on the 30th and 31st. School will officially start on September 1st! OK?”
Yi Le looked at the calendar again and saw the words "August 30th" written on it. He sighed instantly-Shi Guang had let him down! He looked at his phone again. The old classmates in the group had already exploded with messages as school started.
[38[38 Your Aunt]:" Uh, group leader, pigs, school is about to start, do you know?"
[Wukong, Wukong your mother]:[Uh, don't report this to me. Leave!]
[38[38 Your Great Aunt]: I am terrified (emoticon)
[Flying Pig is on a rampage],[Qunqun, aren't you excited when you hear that school is starting?]
[Errr, Errr, Qu Xiang Tian Ge]: F * ck, why would he be excited about such a thing! Just thinking about it gives BenGong a headache!
[Cao Cao]: Please calm down, Your Majesty!
[Mud Horse]: Calm down!
[Woz Jishuode]: School reopening is the most annoying thing! The slut's mouth was full of words. If she was criticized, she would die!
[Headteacher]:@ Floating Summer, which class are you from?
[Piao Yixia]: Speechless, I'm Xu Ren.
What's wrong?
[Class teacher]: No problem.
[Dao Dao Cao, Teacher]: What?
[Mo Xiaoyan: Big Butt and Beautiful Boobs]: I want to blow up the school, blow up Chelle, blow up Chelle and the school will be gone…
[A word of disagreement, f * ck!]: Support!
……
Eh, speechless, Yi Le felt speechless. He casually sent a message: " The school is infuriating, the teachers are bullying, and the students are crying!”Then, the message interface in the group instantly lengthened.
Cheap Wooden Sword:
[The Monk Who Can't Get the Sutra]: Brilliant.
[Disgusting Kubi]: Pure learning-trash!
[Saliva and Chewing Gum]: Poop (emoji)
[Scolding, Scolding, Calling You Home for Dinner]:[Can I cry?]
[Old Ri, Teacher He, and Old Si]: How infuriating!!!
[Duck Gizzard]: Hahaha!
[Landlord tomboy]: You really deserve to be bullied!
[Miss Perplexed]: Mm-hmm.
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