"Give me a dodge. Condoms!"
When Ye Xiaochen said that, the others were so shocked that their jaws almost dropped.
Especially Sun Yizhou. He raised his eyebrows and smiled, revealing his teeth."Yo, it's not that I want to say this, but Ye Xiaochen, aren't you a little too impatient? Why are you in such a hurry to get condoms?”
When he said that, the rest of the team looked at Ye Xiaochen.
Even the netizens in the live broadcast room started to sully…
"Damn, this Sun Yizhou is really the best. He can even pick up a trap that was washed ashore by the waves. Set!"
"Set. It was a trap. Set!"
"It really blinded my 24K anti-nuclear explosion LED switching triode global positioning infrared tracking thermal effect ion reaction plus mirror reflection laser rocket propulsion krypton gold dog eyes!”
"There's actually a trap in a Man vs. Wild show. I'm also drunk."
"Pfft, my heart is completely unmoved. I even want to laugh.”
"Speaking of which, this Ye Xiaochen wants to trick me. What for?"
"What else can I do with condoms? Of course, it was a fight. Cannon!"
"You're thinking too much. Who can beat him here? The cannon definitely had other uses.”
"I also think it has other uses.”
……
It wasn't just the netizens who were curious about what Ye Xiaochen wanted a condom for. The two goddesses, Chen Qiaoen and Zhao Liying, were also curious about what he wanted to do with a condom. Especially Chen Qiaoen. After teaming up with Ye Xiaochen in the afternoon, her intuition told her that it wouldn't be that easy for Ye Xiaochen to get a condom from Sun Yizhou.
As expected, Ye Xiaochen replied calmly,""When I saw the little sheep and Brother Long start a fire, I felt that it was too troublesome. I wanted to use a condom to start a fire.”
Holy sh * t!
Did he hear wrongly?
Using condoms to start a fire?
How the hell was he supposed to start a fire with condoms?
Ye Xiaochen's reply left the other eight petrified. Leaves fell behind them, and everyone felt like they had just heard a joke.
"Hahahahaha!" Little Shen Yang couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing." Ye Xiaochen, haha…Aiyo…You're too funny. You're using a condom to start a fire. You shouldn't joke around like that."”
Sun Yizhou also burst into laughter." I've never heard of using condoms to start a fire. Brother, you're awesome.”
Wu Qilong shook his head with a smile. He obviously thought that Ye Xiaochen was joking and trying to create an entertainment effect.
Was Ye Xiaochen joking?
The answer was definitely no. Although he knew how to drill wood to make fire, he did not want to use it. Firstly, it was troublesome. Secondly, he wanted to use a trap. Using condoms to start a fire was more effective. This way, he could gain more popularity and earn more points. Moreover, the method of using condoms to start a fire was relatively simple, so he chose to use condoms to start a fire.
" I'm not joking," he replied again." I'm serious. It's much easier to start a fire with a condom than with wood."”
"Are you serious?" Chen Qiaoen walked to his side to confirm once again.
Ye Xiaochen nodded.
The others suddenly became interested. Sun Yizhou squeezed over." Ye Xiaochen, how do you start a fire with a condom?”
The little Shen Yang, Wu Qilong, Zhao Liying, and the others were also waiting for Ye Xiaochen's reply.
Ye Xiaochen smiled." That's a secret. I won't tell you about it for now. You'll know how to start a fire with condoms when we change camps.”
"What the hell, Ye Xiaochen, you're not human.”Sun Yizhou's appetite was piqued. He said speechlessly,""I hate people who say things half-finished."
Liu Yixue and the others were looking at Ye Xiaochen in the camera and were excited.
"Director Liu, this kid is simply sizing up our show.”The other producers said excitedly.
"Haha, we're really lucky. I didn't expect Douyu to recommend someone so talented.”Liu Yixue smiled.
"What if he can't start a fire with a condom?" asked a producer worriedly. Should we relax the conditions for the celebrities?”
"There's no need. Since our program is a live broadcast of Man vs. Wild, we have to maintain authenticity from the beginning to the end.”Liu Yixue said without hesitation,""I'm also very curious about how Ye Xiaochen is going to start a fire with a condom.”
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