A Bite of China's Wilderness
15 Goddess, get up and pee

Fried Pork

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Under the moonlight, Su Luo held a flashlight, followed by Lin Yun 'er and Chen Qiao' en. The three of them quietly walked out of the camp and arrived at the beach 40 to 50 meters away.

Behind him was a photographer carrying a camera.

The night was very quiet except for the sound of the waves, but the live broadcast room was lively. Bo was originally hiding, but the netizens who were playing the game popped up one after another.

"Wow, happiness comes so quickly!”

" Goddess, shh, shh. Imagining the scene in my mind…"

"Silly. Do you know how to shoot? Follow up a little. Who can see clearly from so far away!”

"I've already prepared screenshots. I'm so excited ~~"

"Live broadcast, shh shh, so dirty ~~"

"Wahahaha ~ The exciting moment has arrived.”

"My nose is bleeding!"

"It's a very serious question. I'm asking the Sect Leader online what brand of toilet paper does Yun 'er use to wipe her fart. Fart?"

"Idiot, use sand!"

"Sand? F * ck, my heart aches for Cult Master, my heart aches for Yun `er.”

"I have a pack of toilet paper here. You're welcome to take it!”

At this time, the people who were still watching the live broadcast were all otakus. This group of people was so excited that they almost set off firecrackers. They took a loudspeaker downstairs and shouted,"Goddess, pee, pee, come and see!”

But…

There was an idiom called extreme joy begets sorrow. Suddenly, the photographer stopped in his tracks and stopped following them. That made sense. How could he follow them? Su Luo also stopped in her tracks and turned her back to the two goddesses to keep watch for them.

The live broadcast room exploded.

"I've already taken off my pants, and you want me to see this?”

"I have nothing to live for ~~"

"Are you kidding me?"

"Where's Cult Master peeing, where's Yun 'er peeing, and you're showing me this?”

"I want to see Yuner pee, I want to see Cult Master take off his clothes. The picture of pants ~~"

"The cameraman, Su Luo, and the two idiots. F * ck, idiot, idiot ~

You're forcing me to go crazy!"

"I'm angry!"

"Ah Xi,"

The live broadcast room was filled with complaints, complaints, and cries.

After the two female celebrities finished relieving themselves, they returned to the camp with Su Luo. On the way, Su Luo even waved at the camera and teased,"This is really life in the jungle, not acting.”

" That's not the main point. The main point is that we want to see dirty scenes."

"If you don't see shh shh, I won't acknowledge your jungle life.”

"Trash, give me a bad review."

......

The first night of the Jungle Family's stay on Python Island passed amidst the netizens 'complaints.

The next day, some netizens woke up to watch the live broadcast at dawn.

"The sun is shining. Damn it, Lord Fourth and the two girls still haven't gotten up!”

"Cult Master, get up and pee!"

"Yun 'er, are you still sleeping?"

"Trash, only Sullo has woken up.”

At this moment, only Sullo had woken up early in the morning. He cut two or three bamboos from the forest and cut one end of the bamboo into two halves from the middle, forming a cross.

The netizens saw it, but few understood what he was doing.

"What is Sullo doing?"

"It looks like a fishing fork, but it doesn't."

"Looking at how he sharpened the bamboo, he should have made a fork, but why did he make four sharp ends?”

"He even tied a rubber band. What's that for?”

Some netizens asked.

What Sullo made was indeed a fishing fork, but it was not an ordinary fishing fork. It was called an elastic fishing fork. The method of making it was very simple.

1. Find a long bamboo or a hard wood of moderate thickness.

2. Make two slashes in the middle to form a cross.

3. Sharpen the four heads and place two small branches to separate them.

4. This way, the harpoon head is ready. Finally, tie a rubber band to the end of the harpoon and use the elasticity of the rubber band to send the harpoon out. This way, the harpoon would enter the water much faster, and it would be easier to hit the fish in the water.

As more and more netizens went online, those who lived by the sea recognized that Sullo was making elastic fishing forks and couldn't help but be surprised.

Someone immediately searched Su Luo's information on Baidu and was even more surprised.

"What's this Su Luo's background? He's from Hunan and doesn't live by the sea. How can he make this kind of elastic fishing fork?”

This netizen was puzzled because although this thing looked simple, only fishermen who lived by the sea for a long time would make elastic fishing forks. People from inland provinces had never seen it before.

"Is this an elastic fishing fork?"

"Adding a rubber band is indeed much more advanced, but can this thing really catch fish? I mean in the sea?”

"I believe in harpooning fish in the river, but the water in the sea is so deep.”

"I bet his brain is broken."

"If this thing can catch a fish in the sea, I'll livestream it and post it as proof!'

Not many believed that the simple elastic fishing fork made by Sullo could spear fish in the sea.

At this moment, Wu Qilong and Chen Qiaoen woke up one after another.

"My face is swollen."

Women loved beauty. The first thing Chen Qiaoen did when he woke up was to look in the mirror. Her face was swollen and there were dark circles under her eyes. These were all the reasons why she didn't sleep well.

Wu Qilong was the same. His face was haggard, yawning and scratching at the itch. His feet and arms had a few red spots. These were all mosquito bites at night.

The two celebrities had already forgotten that there was still a camera. They appeared without makeup. Not to mention that Chen Qiaoen did not look bad without makeup, she was indeed a goddess. She was beautiful without makeup.

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