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The warm sunlight passed through the half-closed curtains and shone on Bai Xiaoxiao's tender face.
Bai Xiaoxiao grabbed the blanket at the side and buried her head in it.
"Hu ~"
He turned over and exhaled in dissatisfaction.
"Di di di, di!"
Just as Bai Xiaoxiao was getting better and better, dreaming that she was enjoying a leisurely sunbath on the beach, an alarm rang and pulled Bai Xiaoxiao out of her dream.
"Aaaaaaaah! So annoying!"
Bai Xiaoxiao sat up.
“……”
In a daze, she got up and walked to the bathroom.
Standing beside the toilet bowl, Bai Xiaoxiao took off her pants out of habit. She reached her hand down and touched it for a long time.
"Hmm? Where's my little brother? Could it be on the left?"
" Huh?!!!"
"Little brother!"
“！！！！”
Bai Xiaoxiao woke up immediately. Her two cute big eyes widened like eggs.
Bai Xiaoxiao finally remembered when she saw the snow-white, cute little loli in the mirror.
"So I'm already a little loli!!! My poor little brother!"
Looking at her fair and tender lower body with pity, Bai Xiaoxiao sighed helplessly.
"Forget it, forget it! Little brother or whatever, they were all useless! It was a chicken! Chicken! Wuwuwuwu…"
Sitting on the toilet bowl uncomfortably, Bai Xiaoxiao suddenly remembered something terrible!
What if her period came?
Big, big, big aunt!!!
"I'm really f * cking a dog! What should I do! Aunt, Aunt!"
……
"Right! Live broadcast room! I wonder how popular it is now? I was really hungry last night!"
Suddenly remembering that he still had a mission given by the system, Bai Xiaoxiao ignored the fact that he was still washing up. He picked up his phone at the side and opened the Douyu livestream app that he had installed before he went to bed last night. He started the outdoor livestream.
As soon as he opened the live broadcast room, bullet comments began to roll.
"Streamer, you're finally broadcasting! I've been waiting so long that the flowers have withered!"
"I opened the streamer's live broadcast room early in the morning and was waiting for you!”
"Hahaha, fortunately, I stole a glance at the live broadcast room. Otherwise, I would have missed it!”
"Eh? Streamer, did you just wake up?"
"The host is finally broadcasting! I'll go call my brothers!"
"Host, where are you from?"
"Host, create a group!"
Bai Xiaoxiao was shocked by the bullet comments. The toothpaste that had just been squeezed out fell into the sink.
"What the hell is going on? You scared me!"
Looking at Bai Xiaoxiao's silly and adorable face, the word " daddy " would come out of her mouth from time to time, making her look exceptionally adorable.
"Hahahahaha, host, don't joke around!”
"Would I have told you that I was eating porridge just now? You even vomited all over my deskmate's face!"
"A certain streamer's ability to act cute has earned her a million yuan a month!”
"Let me wash up first. Why don't I tell you a story first?”
Bai Xiaoxiao didn't care about what the bullet comments said, but even with his eyes closed, he could imagine that the screen was filled with anticipation.
"One morning, it was especially cold! I went to the ATM with a good friend of mine.
Coincidentally, they encountered a cash delivery truck that was reloading cash, so they could only stand at the side and wait.
Is this a friend asking me if my hands are cold?
I didn't think much of it at that time. I said coldly, Frozen hands!
In an instant, four guns were pointed at the two of us.
He was sent to the police station, but he remained silent on the way.
Why didn't you say anything when I asked my friend?
Instantly, eight guns were pointed at us.
Then the police officer asked,"What's your name?"
I am Jiang Yingyu.
Policeman: What's your name?
Me: Jiang Yingyu!
Policeman: What is your name?……”
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