"Don't accuse me wrongly! How am I dirty! This loli is so handsome and elegant ~ How can I be dirty!”
In the live broadcast room, there were many scenes of Bai Xiaoxiao's joke.
"The streamer is so shameless!"
"It's really dirty! My girlfriend was watching the live broadcast with me just now, and then, she said that my thoughts were abnormal!”
"Hahahaha, old driver Bai Xiaoxiao!!”
"Raise your hand! I really can't hear it. How is it dirty? Isn't it just B? B as in A, B, C, D?"
"Pfft! Hahahahaha!"
The people in the live broadcast room instantly understood, but there was always one person who did not know whether he really did not understand or was pretending not to understand! Bai Xiaoxiao couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Which little brother doesn't understand? Go back and think about it carefully. Maybe you will understand!”
Bai Xiaoxiao, who was curled up on the sofa, smiled and comforted the little brother. From the corner of her eyes, she inadvertently glanced at the popularity of the live broadcast room.
“！！！！！！”
"What the hell is this! How did 530808 people follow me in one night!! Oh my god!"
" Streamer, you just realized!"
"It seems like yesterday, Erke led the army to check on us!”
"Yes, yes, yes. I was brought here by Erke!”
After learning about what happened last night in detail, Bai Xiaoxiao could feel Er Ke's concern for her.
"We can't let Erke's efforts go to waste! I'm going to show those people on Bilibili my ability!”
Bai Xiaoxiao stood up. Ting straightened his back, his face was tense, and his brows were slightly furrowed as he spoke slowly.
" The streamer has finally awakened!"
"I've been unhappy with those people on Bilibili for a long time! How dare you frame the streamer!"
"Host, tell us what you want us to do!”
"Let's go and explode their video space!!”
Bai Xiaoxiao hurriedly dissuaded the impulsive people in the live broadcast room and said calmly,"This loli is such a genius! He had already thought of a way! As the saying goes, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, and a villain uses his hands but not his mouth! We are gentlemen, we just need to speak. Come, come, listen to me recite a poem!”
"A gentleman uses his mouth, not his hands. A villain uses his hands, not his mouth!!! So, so wet!"
"So wet! It's so wet!"
"Host, where did you get this saying from? Why haven't I heard of it before?”
“ 1”
“ 1”
"Uh…Bai clan's proverb!"
Bai Xiaoxiao almost forgot that this world was different from the world before Bai Xiao. In the Song Dynasty, in 1125, when the Jin Kingdom invaded, they successfully resisted it. Then, the situation changed drastically. Therefore, some common sayings might not appear.
"Cough, cough!"
Bai Xiaoxiao coughed twice and drank a mouthful of water to moisten her throat. She forced everyone's attention to herself. Hence, he started to recite.
"When will the bright moon appear? I take my wine and ask the blue sky. I wonder what year it is in the palace in the sky.”
Everyone was stunned when they heard those two sentences!
"The streamer is too awesome? He actually knows how to write lyrics!"
" This poem, why does it give people a kind of, how should I put it, indescribable feeling…"
Bai Xiaoxiao closed her eyes and looked up at the ceiling as she started reciting.
"I want to ride the wind and return, but I'm afraid that it's too cold at the top. Dancing and making clear the shadow, how can it seem to be in the world! Turn to the vermilion pavilion, low Qi door, light sleepless. There is no need to hate, what is long to say goodbye? People have joys and sorrows, and the moon has its ups and downs. It is difficult to complete this since ancient times.”
After a long pause for two seconds, Bai Xiaoxiao opened her eyes. Her gaze gradually softened as she slowly read the last sentence,"I hope that people will live long and spend thousands of miles together.”
Hahahaha, it's the fifth update today! Maybe there would be more later? Brothers and sisters, let me take a break first. Hurry up and smash me to death!
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