Teemo, I'm Your Fan
Playing LOL with a cigarette in his mouth was the best feeling. He enjoyed the floating feeling of smoking while enjoying the pleasure of killing the place.
In the Platinum 4 qualifying competition, Zhang Fan chose the robot because he had a set of routines when playing the robot. It was a very, very deep routine. From the summoner's skills to the initial equipment to the fighting style, everything was different.
A traditional robot with a weak flash?
NONONO! A robot with a Weakened Flash was definitely not a qualified robot. Ignite Punishment and attack!
Entering the game, the blue side.
The ADC was Caitlyn. When she saw the robot that ignited Punishment, she immediately typed: "Bro, your robot is a little too arrogant. If you ignite Punishment, you'll be caught by the opponent's Jungler.”
"Silly? Haha! Brother, just you wait and see. I'll go and capture Blind until he's silly first.”
Zhang Fan bought the equipment, and the jungler had three red blades…
Caitlyn: " Bro, take it easy. This is a ranked game, not a match.”
"The demoness in the middle lane, please go to the opponent's blue pit and insert your eyes. Thank you."”
The beauty Sala saw that this robot seemed to be a professional player, so he obediently went to the blue zone of the purple side to stick his eyes in. After all, the opponent's jungler was blind, and their own Gragas was afraid that he would be counter-jungled, so he also needed to know the opponent's jungler's whereabouts.
Zhang Fan swaggered through his blue zone and squatted in the grass outside the opponent's red zone. He also planted a hole in the opponent's red zone.
Platinum Quality players all knew that the robot had a routine. When the opponent was blue, it would be very despicable to hook it. If the jungler was disturbed, the rhythm would be disrupted, so it would choose to go red. As expected, Zhang Fan saw it. After the wild monster came out, Blind really went to the red Buff pit and was painstakingly fighting red.
When Red only had 400 HP, Blind had already been beaten down to 200 HP. After all, no one was helping him. Zhang Fan saw that the time was ripe and used a Q! The Red Bufff was hooked by him, and then he used Punishment to obtain the Red Bufff. He swaggered towards the middle lane, leaving behind a dumbfounded blind man!
Blind,"F * ck your mother! Where did this robot come from? F * ck! And he even brought along Jungler Blade and Punishment?"
After clearing the red circle, Ritz was only Level 1 in the middle lane. Seeing the robot was like seeing his father. He was so scared that he quickly hid under his turret. Zhang Fan swaggered over from the middle lane and used the experience of a few minions to reach Level 2. He then went down the lane.
A red robot?
Seeing that the robot was coming, Graves and Sona acted like they had seen a demon. They didn't dare to suppress Caitlyn anymore and obediently followed behind the minion line.
Bot ran to the blue zone on the opposite side and pulled out Blue Bufff. Since he was passive, he did not take the health potion in front of him. He took Blue Bufff very gracefully. When Blind finished playing F4 and walked over, he could only watch Bot. Her back was so moved that she wanted to cry.
After taking two buffs and consuming two health potions, Zhang Fan's health bar was almost full again. He stood in front of the minion line, and the opposing Graves and Sona immediately hid under the turret in fear. What the hell, a robot with two buffs at the beginning?
The opponent was very wretched. Zhang Fan hid in the grass and said,"I think I've seen Sona's ID before. Are you a streamer on Douyu's live streaming platform? I remember seeing you."
"Yes, I am Feng Timo." Sona replied.
"You're Feng Timo?" It's true. I really, really like watching your live streams. You're the most beautiful female streamer in all of Douyu's live streams.”
Feng Timo, who was streaming, laughed. See, this is the power of an idol. Although my popularity isn't particularly high, I can't help but be pretty. The robot opposite me is also my fan. It definitely won't seduce me! She typed,"Thank you, your robot is very good-"
Bang!
Then, Feng Timo saw the light of Punishment kill a minion with half health in front of her.
Then, she saw the robot's hook fly over.
Then, she saw her Sona being pulled away by the robot's hook!
Then, she saw the flame hanging on her head!
Then, she saw herself being sent flying by the robot!
Then, she saw the policewoman come over and throw a trap, and she was caught again. It stayed!
And then…
"I'm Your Fan (Steam Robot) has killed the cute Timo (Fairy Qin Se) and obtained the first drop of blood.”
Her screen turned gray!
"Didn't we agree that you're my fan? Didn't we agree that you like to watch my live broadcast? You despicable robot!”Feng Timo was furious in the live broadcast room and slammed his keyboard angrily!
In the live broadcast room:
"Timo 666666! Live broadcast!"
"Timo has given away his head again! Hurry up and sing!"
"Is Feng Timo still called Feng Timo if he doesn't sing? Hurry up and sing!"
"This robot is full of tricks!”
"The robot is so cheap. It tricked Sister Teemo into saying that it was a fan of Sister Teemo and took advantage of Sister Teemo's typing to kill Sister Teemo!”
"I dare say that this robot must be a wretched foot-picking macho man!”
"You guys are still talking nonsense. Can't you see that Sister Timo is about to cry? Teemo, come and sing!"
……
"Ding! " Master has killed the Goddess Streamer once and obtained a Silver Card. This is the first time he has received a reward, so…the reward has been upgraded from a Silver Treasure Chest to a Diamond Card. Congratulations!"”
"Ding! Because Master has killed Goddess Streamer once, Goddess Streamer's Affinity towards Master has decreased to-10. Please pay attention, Master, please pay attention! If the Affinity dropped below 0 points, the system would punish him. After 5 seconds, a Level 2 punishment would descend!
"You b * tch, you're here to cause trouble for me again? I was the one who found the host first, I was the one who occupied it first, I am his real system!”
"Sister! Was there a first come, first served rule for this kind of thing? I'm amazed by his muscles and bones, and he's super handsome. He must be the male god in the goddess's heart, so what's wrong with me choosing him as the host?”
"What Prince Charming? I think you're in love and want to become his woman, right?”
"That's right. Sister, why don't you bite me? I just like him and want to be his woman. Are you going to bite me? Come on, come on."
"I'll bite you to death!"
"Want to fight? Who's afraid of who?"
……
Zhang Fan was dumbfounded because two women's voices sounded in his mind. At first, they were arguing, and then the two women seemed to have started fighting!
Yes, they really fought!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
The booming sound in his mind was the evidence. He felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and his mind was filled with thunder.
"Stop fighting!"
Zhang Fan hurriedly shouted in his heart. If you guys continue fighting, will I die?
"Alright! Let's not fight inside. B * tch, let's fight outside!”
Come out and fight?
Zhang Fan trembled.
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