You're Too Stupid
Super Transformation Card.
Zhang Fan looked at the special function prop that was opened by the platinum box and was a little stunned.
[Super Transformation Card: Able to transform into the face of any celebrity in the entertainment industry and possess their abilities.]
Xiao Hong: " I don't know what this means either. It should be that if you become Andy Liu, you can sing Andy Liu's songs, right? That's not right. The platinum box should have something like a passbook or a secret manual like the Exorcism Sword Manual. Why couldn't it be opened?”
Zhang Fan's heart sank. This was a good thing. If it was used for a live broadcast, it would be a very good prop to attract popularity. However, this thing could not be used in the entertainment industry with great fanfare. Otherwise, it would be beaten into a pig's head by those fans.
He thought about it for a while and thought of the use of this card. After sending Feng Timo a goodnight message on his phone, he went to sleep.
However, Feng Timo looked at the short goodnight message and tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.
Would it kill him to add 'Dear Goodnight' as well? He wouldn't charge more if he added a few more words!
God, thank you for sending this boring thing to my side again. I thank your ancestors for eight generations.
In the morning.
The food was exceptionally sumptuous.
Although it was early in the morning, Feng Timo actually made a sumptuous meal like braised pork and sweet and sour pork ribs. Of course, Feng Timo had been alone for so many years. Her culinary skills were excellent, even though her brain was often not working well and would occasionally short-circuit.
"Who can eat big fish and meat in the morning?" You must have taken a long time to cook so many dishes. What time did you get up?”
I woke up at five o'clock to cook pork ribs and soup for you, and you still dare to mock me? If it wasn't for the fact that I was afraid that you would be tired from sleeping with me yesterday, who would want to cook for you! "I like leftovers!" Feng Timo said angrily. He didn't even need to do it for a few days! You can eat whenever you're hungry!"
Zhang Fan sat down and began to eat. He felt that if he lived with Feng Timo for a long time, he would really become as intelligent as Feng Timo. This was really a terrifying thing."How is Erke?"
Yesterday, he had beaten Er Ke to tears, but he did not expect Er Ke's favorability towards him to drop to-50. This was the lowest favorability, which meant that Er Ke would treat him as an irreconcilable enemy.
"I called her. She's fine."”
Zhang Fan frowned and said in disbelief,"Impossible, right?"”
"Of course! Erke and I are good sisters! She learned how to sing from me! I told her that it was my cohabiting boyfriend who hit her and made her cry. She said that it was fine.”
Zhang Fan's heart instantly sank, and he hurriedly said,""Does Erke know that you live here?"
" Of course," Feng Timo said with a smile." Erke is in a nearby city. It will take about two hours by high-speed rail."”
-50 favorability!
Zhang Fan felt that Er Ke must have come with a watermelon knife. He said,"I think I might need to go out and hide for a few days.”
Feng Timo laughed." What are you afraid of? The two of us can't beat Er Ke?"”
Zhang Fan thought about it and agreed. Whether it was in terms of numbers or intelligence, his side had an absolute advantage. With Feng Timo around, their IQ was immediately pulled down by 90%!
"Are you afraid of Erke?" Feng Timo asked suspiciously.”
-50 favorability points, who isn't afraid? You don't know how determined she is to kill me, she really wants to kill me! The lowest level of favorability was the same as the level of hatred for raping her husband in front of her. If she had a husband: "No, why would I be afraid of a woman?”
Feng Timo said," I spent my money too quickly. I still wanted to go on a vacation during National Day. It seems like I can't."”
Zhang Fan: " How much money can you earn every month? Do you rely on Taobao for your income?”
Feng Timo said," About 10,000 points. Taobao's earnings are not bad. It's about 7,000 yuan. Those bastards only watch the live broadcast and don't buy anything. Damn it!" The gifts are about 4,000 yuan, but the gifts are tied every half a year. For example, the Northwest King's Cake and the wild Timo from Russia are about the same as mine. But let me tell you, those Douyu Three Sao and Seventh Brother Guo Mimi Kaka can earn 40 to 50 thousand yuan every month! Every day, she would dance like a pretty girl. Disgusting! Especially when you stinky men actually like to watch it. F * ck! That figure is like a pig!"
Zhang Fan smiled and said,"Others are also using their abilities to act coquettishly."”
"I look down on them anyway!" Feng Timo sneered. What a disgrace! If their parents knew that they were doing this, who knew what they would think.”
"Didn't you say that streamers like you earn millions of dollars a year? How can you only earn 10,000 yuan a month with your fame?”
Feng Timo's eyebrows jumped. What a joke! Do you think others can pull out gold bars? Xiaozhi earned the most on Douyu. He earned about 30 million a year, while Chou Choukai earned a few million. Ogura Misss is a goddess. They have thousands of dollars. It's not bad for me to earn a hundred thousand dollars a year! Those A-list female celebrities were only worth tens of millions a year, and they were super popular. It was pure nonsense to say that they could earn hundreds of millions a year.”
Zhang Fan thought for a moment and said,"Really? I'll also start a live broadcast at night."”
"What?" Feng Timo was stunned.
"You're too stupid."
I'm stupid?
"How am I stupid?" Feng Timo said angrily.”
Zhang Fan lowered his head and ate." Your brain is not working well. You don't know how to make money. Leave the matter of making money to me in the future. Just cook for me obediently." Breakfast didn't need to be made, just a bowl of soy milk or beef. Milk is fine. Lunch and dinner are as you wish. I don't like it to be too greasy. Just light food is fine.”
Are you asking me to be a housewife?
He wants to treat me like his wife?
"Alright, I'll listen to you."”
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