Although Gao Ye and Feng Baobao's game of snatching potato chips ended in his failure, he was very satisfied that he had improved so much in just a week.
Looking at Gao Ye's smug look, Feng Baobao came up and sent him flying with a punch.
"Baby, this is a sneak attack!"
"I was afraid that you would lose your mind, so I let you wake up. Don't think that you're satisfied with this.”
"That's just a comparison with you. If it were Zhang Chulan, I'd definitely beat him up.”Gao Ye was unconvinced.
"Don't look down on Zhang Chulan. Not only is he stronger than you, he's also a virgin.”
When Gao Ye heard this, he felt aggrieved. It was obvious that there was a lively virgin standing in front of him, but he pretended not to see it.
"Baby, how can you be so sure that I'm not a virgin? That guy just has a chastity sand.”
"Yes, it's because he has it but you don't. Don't you feel that you're very weak?”
"Void? I'm full of energy now.”
As for whether Gao Ye was still a virgin or not, Feng Baobao couldn't be sure, but she didn't mark it with chastity sand.
"If it's true, then it's best. Be a good monk. This will be beneficial for your strength to increase quickly.”
"It can't be, right?| I know that excessive desire will lead to weakness, resulting in the weakening of yang qi.”
Even in his dreams, Gao Ye wanted to give himself to the woman he liked. He was not willing to live on his right hand for the rest of his life.
"If you don't believe me, you can try. I can satisfy you with whatever kind of woman you want.”
Feng Baobao wanted to use Gao Ye as a test subject to deal with Zhang Chulan. If he got a few more disgusting roadside goods, he would definitely vomit.
"I know what you're thinking. Are you that fascinated by the trivial things between a man and a woman?”Feng Baobao seemed to be puzzled by this question.
As for what it felt like, Gao Ye had never tried it before. Seeing Feng Baobao's insistent look, he patiently began to lecture her.
"Ahem, it seems that I'm your first teacher. Then let me ask you, when you clean your ears, do you feel better with your ears or your ears?”
Feng Baobao was stunned for a moment before she said straightforwardly,""Of course it's because my ears feel good."
"That's right. Women are like ears. You should understand now.”
"Oh, so that's what you think. That man is Er Shao.”Feng Baobao turned around and left after saying that.
"Baby, where are you going?"
"There's no ear scoop here. I'll go buy it outside.”
"Why would you buy that thing?"
"Didn't you say that women are like ears? You have two now. This way, you can make your ears feel good every day.”
Gao Ye suddenly felt like crying but no tears came out of his eyes. After talking for so long, it was like playing the lute to a cow. If that day really came, perhaps Feng Baobao would not say that. It seemed that practice was the only criterion to test the truth.
He turned around and opened the door to his room. Feng Baobao put on a baffled look and shook her head as if she still didn't understand.
"Calm down, you have to calm down. Don't let the baby play with you.”
Gao Ye kept muttering to himself as he sat cross-legged on the bed and began to concentrate on his cultivation.
As time slowly passed, he also gradually entered a good state. This method of circulation had indeed benefited him a lot. He had to admire the precious legacy left by his ancestor.
His mind was restrained, and his Qi circulated through his hundred meridians. After a few cycles, the feeling of being filled with divine Qi returned.
"Rotten wood can't be carved, really rotten wood can't be carved. You actually don't know how to cherish my inheritance.”
A voice suddenly rang out in Gao Ye's mind. It was still so familiar and so despicable.
"Old fraud! I know it was you who tricked me into this dangerous world. It's fine if you're free and unfettered, but you're still making sarcastic remarks.”
Gao Ye could only vent his unhappiness on this monster that he couldn't see or touch.
"You actually call me an old fraud? Kid, do you know that my fortune is the fortune of your eighteen generations of ancestors? Back then, I originally chose your grandfather, but unfortunately, he died before he reached adulthood. Later on, it was your father, but he was a disappointing thing. He fooled around with women all day long and died before he was thirty years old.”
The old charlatan was able to dig up the dark history of three generations of Gao Ye's ancestors. Anyone who heard it would vomit blood.
"Damn you, my grandfather is still underage. Where did my father come from? If you have the guts, come out. I guarantee that I will beat you up until you don't even recognize your parents!”
"This is all the fault of your early maturity. Kid, do you need me to bring your grandfather out too?”
"You…"
In the face of such a shameless old fraud, he would only be angered to death if he just relied on his words.
"Since my ancestor is so evil, why did you choose me? Since you chose me, you have to show some sincerity. What bullsh * t inheritance? I'm almost being played to death by others, do you know that?”
Gao Ye turned from an angry bird into a pitiful worm in the blink of an eye, his stomach full of bitterness.
"A person's fate is destined. You can't be blamed for being in this state until now. At that time, I kicked you down because I had to pee and didn't have time to teach you the supreme mental cultivation method.”
"Urgent need to pee! F * ck, do you really think I'm an idiot? If you have something to say, say it quickly. If you wait for me to die, you won't even be able to snatch the heat away from me.”
"Hahaha, I, Gao Ye, will teach you the supreme mental cultivation method. As for whether it can be carried forward, it will depend on your luck.”
As soon as the old fraud finished speaking, Gao Ye felt a stream of information enter his mind, making him unable to respond. When he was done, he was instantly dumbfounded.
"What kind of bullsh * t mental cultivation technique is this? I believe you must be my ancestor from eighteen generations ago. Stop playing around, okay? Otherwise, I'll make you lose your bloodline.”
There was so much information that Gao Ye had no idea what it was.
"Since it is my supreme mental cultivation method, how can I easily comprehend it? Water has no form but has its source. Back then, what you obtained was the source. Now that you have the supreme mental cultivation method, you can naturally achieve it. Remember to concentrate on your cultivation and not give up halfway. I don't know when I will wake up. I won't talk nonsense with you for no reason.”
The old charlatan's words were very serious, causing Gao Ye to subconsciously perk up his ears. He felt that this was not a f * cking joke.
"Old…old immortal, your mental cultivation method is more powerful than mine?”Gao Ye asked carefully.
" Hahaha, your current cultivation technique is not even as good as this venerable self's fart. Cultivate my supreme cultivation technique and I guarantee that you'll be able to act tough in the future. This venerable self will also go…"
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