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5 I’m here to deliver a message on behalf of the dead in Niu Village! 5/20,,

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Qin Xuan carried Xiaohu home. After settling Xiaohu down, he did a thorough cleaning inside and outside. Then, he cooked two dishes to reward himself. In fact, his body could be considered as a divine body. Not only was he strong, but he also wouldn't feel tired or hungry. He didn't need to eat at all. However, Qin Xuan still wanted to taste the delicious food.

In the afternoon, Little Tiger woke up from his deep sleep.

"Roar!"

It could not help but let out a strange roar. Then, its eyes fiercely shook its fur and it stood up. As soon as he stood up, he reached Qin Xuan's waist. Little Tiger's back was already about 1.2 meters tall. It looked like a huge monster, more ferocious than a lion or tiger.

"Tsk tsk tsk, not bad!" Qin Xuan smiled in satisfaction.

"Woof woof woof!"

The little tiger quickly regained its puppy character. It barked happily and rubbed its head against Qin Xuan's arms from time to time, as if it was acting coquettishly and grateful to Qin Xuan.

"Stop fooling around. Eat something to recover. We still have to go out and do something later.”Qin Xuan smiled and brought out a large plate of food. He had specially made this for Little Tiger just now.

Qin Xuan didn't want to give Little Tiger any dog food, so he would personally cook for Little Tiger. It was usually a large pile of chicken racks, pork, and food mixed together. It was nutritious and Little Tiger loved to eat it. Every time, it could finish a large basin of food.

But today, Little Tiger was very strange. He only smelled the delicious food and didn't eat it again. It seemed that he didn't like the food.

"F * ck!" "You don't want to eat the good food? What do you want to eat?" Qin Xuan was amused.”

"Wuwuwu!"

Little Tiger whimpered a few times in grievance and shook his head as if he wanted to say something, which amused Qin Xuan.

"You want to eat raw meat?" Qin Xuan asked curiously.

"Woof woof woof!" The little tiger barked happily, as if saying yes yes yes.

Qin Xuan smiled and shook his head. He took out the frozen meat bones, pork, and beef from the fridge. He had always had the habit of storing food, so there was still meat from two months ago in the fridge. When the meat was placed in front of Little Tiger, it did not care that it was still frozen. It directly bit on a large piece of meat bone and ate it.

"Hehehe!"

A terrifying bone-cracking sound rang out. Whether it was ice or bones, they were all crushed in front of the tiger's bloody mouth. It could bite and swallow a big bone in one bite. Even Qin Xuan was dumbfounded by the terrifying bite force.

"F * ck you, so fierce?”Qin Xuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry." If you eat so much, you can go catch wild boars in the mountains to eat. I can't afford to feed you."”

"Woof woof!" Little Tiger barked in dissatisfaction and continued to gnaw on the food.

After it finished all of Qin Xuan's stock, Qin Xuan helplessly pulled it out of the house. If Little Tiger ate it again, he would really go bankrupt.

She pulled Little Tiger along as she walked in the village. The dogs in the village did not dare to bark. They ran away from afar as if they were afraid of being targeted by Little Tiger. The villagers were also shocked. Qin Xuan walked out with such a big dog. It was really aggressive and anyone who saw it would be afraid.

At this time, more than half of the people in the village were gathered under the old locust tree in the middle of the village. This old locust tree was quite old. The huge branches and leaves formed a shady area that occupied an area of one mu. It was very comfortable to enjoy the shade here when the weather was hot. Now, more than half of the villagers were gathered here. Everyone sat in twos and threes and chatted. It was rare for it to be so lively.

"Hey! I say, Cheng Yanyan, why do you think Qin Xuan asked the entire village to come out? What was this little wimp doing? We're not that free!"

"That's right, quickly find that kid. Do you want everyone to sit and wait?”

"He's here, Qin Xuan is here. How did his dog become so big? Have you eaten pig feed?"

"F * ck, it's quite big. A person can even ride on it.”

Everyone was talking at once, and their eyes were all focused on Qin Xuan. He was still a crane among chickens, and he seemed out of place in the entire village.

"Qin Xuan, why are you looking for everyone?”"We're busy with the farm work. We don't have time to play with you." A fat auntie shouted in dissatisfaction.”

"That's right, if you have something to say, say it!" Everyone said unhappily.

"My time is precious, and I don't have time to waste with everyone.”"Uncles and Aunties, I'm here to deliver a message," Qin Xuan said casually.”

"What message?" Everyone was puzzled.

"Sixth Aunt!" Qin Xuan said to the fat sister-in-law who had just spoken,"Uncle Fugen told me to tell you that he misses you and your mother very much. He will meet you in your dreams tonight and tell you not to sleep like a dead pig.”

"Qin Xuan, you little bastard!" "Are you itching for a beating?" The fat sister-in-law roared in exasperation. My Fugen has been dead for three years. If he wants to look for you, he should look for you. Don't look for me. You're joking with a dead person. You'll die a horrible death. You're the one who's sleeping like a dead pig.”

"Hahaha!" Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

Everyone was still guessing what kind of message Qin Xuan would send, but who knew that he would say such a thing. Everyone thought that he wanted to find trouble with Sixth Aunt, so they all smiled and watched the show. Aunt Liu was also flustered and exasperated. She looked for the broom on the ground and wanted to fight Qin Xuan to the death.

"Sixth Aunt, don't be anxious." "Uncle Fugen knew you wouldn't believe me, so he asked me to tell you a few things that only the two of you know. He said that you would definitely believe me if I told you." Qin Xuan explained.”

"What is it?" The Sixth Aunt was stunned.

"He said that you like to hide your money next to your underwear.”Qin Xuan said," I also said that you have a body odor. You like to fart under the blanket at night, and you like to grind your teeth. You're lazy!" You don't wash your socks even when they're worn out. Moreover, you have leg length discrepancy. Every time you buy shoes, you can't find suitable ones.”

"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed wildly again.

Everyone thought that Qin Xuan was teasing Sixth Aunt, so they laughed happily. However, Sixth Aunt was so scared that she collapsed on the ground and cried loudly."Dead man, Fugen, you dead man, is it really you? Why did you only think of looking for us after three years, ah! We've been through so much. How can you be so heartless?”

"F * ck, what's wrong? Could Qin Xuan be telling the truth?" Everyone was dumbfounded.

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