This was too f * cking ridiculous!
Whatever, whatever. After all, the things in novels were illusory. If he still believed them, wouldn't he be an idiot?
Moreover, the immortals in the group were clearly mentally ill. Otherwise, why would they call him Taishang Laojun, Zhu Bajie, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Erlang Shen, Chang'e, and so on?
Therefore, it was better for him to stay away from these mentally ill people. Didn't they just want red packets? Anyway, I still have more than ten yuan in my change, so I'll give them some!
I'll just take it as spending money to fend off a disaster!
After Li Tianjun made up his mind, he went to check the change before deciding how much to give them.
Li Tianjun opened the change and saw that there was still 18.5 yuan left. He thought about it and decided to give out eight yuan.
There were more than a hundred immortals in the group, but Li Tianjun only had five red packets. After all, he was a loser and couldn't give everyone a red packet.
After the red packet was sent out, Li Tianjun immediately opened it.
However, what made Li Tianjun depressed was that he couldn't get the Red Envelope himself. This was a tragedy." We can't play like this!"”Li Tianjun cried.
Just as Li Tianjun was crying, a large wave of system messages popped up.
"Zhu Bajie received your red packet!”
"Chang'e received your red packet!"
"Grand Supreme Elder has received your red packet!”
"The Great Sage, Heaven's Equal has received your Red Envelope!”
"Thunderlord has received your red packet!"
"Your red packet will be collected in two seconds. The Grand Supreme Elder is the king of luck!”
F * ck, all the red packets were collected just like that?
Li Tianjun was stunned for a long time. Wasn't this too fast?
In the past, it would take at least 10 to 20 seconds to collect the red packets, but today, it only took two seconds. Could it be that those immortals were all staring at their phones? Moreover, even if he was snatching the red packet, there was no need to be so excited, right?
That was because he had only given them a red packet of eight yuan and they were already so excited. If he gave them more, they would be so excited!
Li Tianjun muttered to himself as he checked the luck of the immortals!
"Zhu Bajie received an inflatable doll!”
"Chang'e received a super massager!”
"The Heavenly Lord has received a Nine Revolutions Divine Pill!”
"The Great Sage, Heaven's Equal has received an automatic divine comb!”
"Thunderlord received a Thunder Hammer!”
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"What the f * ck? What was going on? How did my money become such a mess?”Li Tianjun rubbed his eyes in disbelief. Because this was simply too unbelievable!
Money actually turned into an item in a phone. This was simply unheard of!
However, Li Tianjun was no longer surprised. After all, this was a group of immortals. If there were no rare items and treasures, how could they live up to the name of the Heavenly Court's Supreme Red Envelope Group! However, he was a little surprised that his eight yuan had turned into these items for no reason.
Just as Li Tianjun was shocked, the Heavenly Court's Supreme Red Envelope Group was also in an uproar because of his red packet.
Thunder Lord: Heavenly Lord, you are indeed mighty, domineering, and handsome!
Grand Supreme Elderly Lord, Fellow Daoist Heavenly Lord, you are indeed generous!
Zhu Bajie: " Fellow Daoist Heavenly Lord, if I may ask, what is the use of this inflatable doll?"
When Zhu Bajie sent this message, Li Tianjun was already bursting into laughter. He even thought of Zhu Bajie using an inflatable doll to comfort himself in the future!
Thinking of this, Li Tianjun almost fainted from laughing.
Lord of Heaven: " Fellow Daoist Bajie, the inflatable doll is a magic weapon that I happened to get when I was traveling. As for its use, I don't know either. You'll know its effects after you use it." Also, I believe that after you try the inflatable doll, you will definitely be satisfied!
Li Tianjun, who did not know how to explain, began to brag. After all, Zhu Bajie was a god. He naturally did not know what an inflatable doll was. Therefore, even if he spoke nonsense, Zhu Bajie would not know. At most, when Zhu Bajie found out, he would use ignorance as an excuse to shirk responsibility!
Zhu Bajie thought to himself,"Fellow Daoist Heavenly Lord, I'm looking forward to seeing your magic treasure, the inflatable doll, shine!"
Zhu Bajie didn't know that he had been fooled by Li Tianjun. He thought that it was a rare treasure!
Chang'e: Heavenly Lord, what kind of magic treasure is this super massager of yours?
After explaining to Zhu Bajie, Fairy Chang'e's message popped up.
"Uh…"
Li Tianjun was stunned because he didn't know how to explain it. He couldn't possibly say that the super massager was a place that specialized in massaging women's ***! If that was the case, Chang'e would skin Heavenly Lord Li alive!
"Looks like I have to use the same method to fool Chang'e.”
After making up his mind, Li Tianjun began to bluff.
Heavenly Lord: " Fellow Daoist Chang'e, the Super Massager is also a magical treasure. As for its effects, I don't know either!"
Chang'e: Then I also look forward to seeing Fellow Daoist Heavenly Lord's super massager shine!
Li Tianjun heaved a sigh of relief when he saw that he had managed to fool Chang'e. However, when he thought of the scene where Chang'e used the super massager, he was shocked. Li Tianjun felt his blood boil, and he had the urge to find a beautiful woman and have a good round!
However, when he thought about it, he was just a loser. How could he have the money to find a beautiful woman and have five hundred rounds of sex! It withered.
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[Peony Fairy: Heavenly Lord, I beg you to be my sugar daddy!]
God of Plagues: " This is the first time I've seen such a generous god. I think it's better to give the Lord of Heaven the title of Supreme God!"
God Erlang thought,"This name is loud enough to resound through the world!"
Grand Supreme Elderly Lord also followed behind, Not bad, not bad! This name was enough to resound throughout the world!
Zhu Bajie: " I agree too. Fellow Daoist Heavenly Lord, you must send more red packets in the future!" No, no, no, it should be the Paragon God!
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Li Tianjun thought that these crazy immortals were just joking. Unexpectedly, he suddenly realized that there was an additional nickname in the Heavenly Court's Supreme Red Envelope Group-Supreme God!
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