"Sigh, is my acting really that bad? I can't even fool two juniors. I've lived for more than a thousand years. I wonder if my old friends will tease me if they find out.”
A slightly thin figure was lying lazily in the shade of a tree. On the branches beside it, there were a few beautiful birds singing loudly. Under the big tree, there were a few mischievous little monkeys, each holding a strand of thick black hair and playing on the swing without worry.
"But then again, why do I feel that there's a shocking violent aura in the body of that little Daoist called Mount Qi? But how can this violent aura stay in a person's body?”Qin Shui frowned slightly and thought carefully. That ruthless aura was very shocking and almost scared his heart out. The premise was that his heart, which had not beat for thousands of years, could beat.
"Why do you care so much? It doesn't have much to do with me. I'd better go to Luoyang City and have a good meal first to reward this stomach that has been hungry for hundreds of years. Ah, it's so comfortable!"
Lin Feng laid on the extremely disgusting tree branch and stretched his back. Warm and gentle sunlight mischievously jumped out from the dense leaves, shining on his slightly rosy cheeks. He suddenly grinned, revealing a pair of sharp little canine teeth. Under the sunlight, they shone like four pieces of crystal clear white jade.
……
In the dark tomb, a few ancient bronze lamps were trying their best to emit their own light to eliminate the darkness around them.
With a splash, a drop of water or tear fell from the air, creating a small hole in the wet ground.
"Hate?"
"I don't deserve to be hated, and I don't have the right to do so. I'm just a little zombie that lives in this world. I don't grow old or die. In the eyes of all living beings, it's a very blissful thing, but in my eyes, immortality is just a kind of pain.”
"Gulp…Gulp."
Lin Feng raised his head and gulped down a few mouthfuls of monkey wine. By the time he put down the leather pouch, his originally rosy cheeks were already covered with two long streaks of tears.
"Ji ji…ji ji."
A few lively little monkeys held the mountain fruits they had picked with both hands and carefully placed them in front of the thin young man in front of them.
A few beautiful birds quickly flew out of the darkness. They grabbed the fruits with their little claws and flew up unsteadily. However, no matter how hard they tried, they could not fly.
When the little monkeys saw this scene, they were instantly annoyed. They had worked so hard to find the mountain fruit, but they were reluctant to eat it, just to let this thin young man in front of them have a taste. Although these little birds were their good companions, they could not be so rude. Therefore, they surrounded the beautiful birds in an unfriendly manner.
Upon seeing this scene before him, Lin Feng helplessly shook his head in his heart. If he didn't stop them, a fight might break out soon. He sighed softly," Stop, all of you stop. Your ancestors were a pair of very good friends. Quickly take all these mountain fruits away and eat them yourself. I haven't eaten anything for hundreds of years and my teeth aren't good. If my old teeth were to fall off, I wouldn't be able to find them and would cry.”
"Ji ji…ji ji."
"Scum…Scum."
The little monkeys and birds looked at each other, their small eyes full of intelligence puzzled. With their small brains that were not much different from tofu, they could not understand why this "fellow" in front of them would say such words.
"My little ancestors, don't stay here. If anything happens to you, I won't be able to explain it to your adults.”
"Ji ji…ji ji."
"Scum…Scum."
The little monkeys worked together to pick up the fruits on the ground. Then, they looked at the thin young man timidly. They took out a few fruits from the pile of fruits in their arms and placed them on the ground. They and the beautiful birds looked back three times with each step and disappeared into the darkness.
“……”
Staring blankly at the few fresh fruits in front of him that still had dew on them, Lin Feng couldn't speak to himself for a long time. He opened his mouth silently, but he didn't know what to say. He could only pick up the cowhide bag filled with monkey wine in his hand and ruthlessly gulped down a mouthful. After that, he began to cough violently.
He reached out to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes with his sleeve and smiled bitterly." When did the Monkey Wine become so strong? It's so spicy that my tears are flowing out. It seems that not knowing how to drink is one of my shortcomings. Do I have to go to the West to bring some Portuguese wine? Wine?"
If he had to drink that kind of wine. It was said that one would not get drunk after drinking a thousand glasses of wine. It would not be like now. At most, three taels of wine. If it exceeded three taels, one would be drunk until one was unconscious.
"Forget it. I don't want my virginity to be broken by those crazy female vampires. Besides, the Church has already listed me on the must-kill list.”
Back then, he had gone to the West with his curiosity (what was a foreign horse). He almost didn't make it back because the female vampires there were really too crazy. If it wasn't for his strong self-control (in fact, he was scared silly), there might have been several babies with vampire and zombie blood.
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