"Lin Feng, I don't even know what to say to you. You're an old zombie who has lived for more than a thousand years. How can you be followed by a mortal? If it wasn't for me, they would have known what you were wearing today.”
"You still have the face to live! If I were to throw myself into the river, your skin would really be too thick. From the time I met you until now, no one has been as thick-skinned as you. I really admire you.”
A middle-aged handsome man dressed in a green robe was currently drinking a bamboo cup made of green bamboo. His eyes were filled with smiles as he looked at the dizzy Lin Feng whose face was flushed red.
"Don't…talk big. Even if you didn't remind me, sooner or later…burp…I would have found him…burp…”Lin Feng replied unhappily.
What did he mean by he was the thickest skinned? He was the thinnest skinned. He was the kind of pure man who would blush whenever he saw a beautiful woman.
"Don't say anymore. It wasn't easy to find you. Let's talk about our problems first. When will you be able to do what you promised to do for me? I've wasted almost a thousand years here.”
The middle-aged general slowly poured out a cup of wine from the stone wine pot at the side. He placed it by his mouth and tasted it carefully. His bright eyes stared at Lin Feng quietly, waiting for him to continue.
Upon hearing the words of the middle-aged handsome man, the smell of alcohol on Lin Feng's body instantly dissipated. He slammed the table and shouted loudly,"Xiao Bai, who are we? The friendship between us can't be explained in a few words. If you have any difficulties, just tell me.”
The sound of the table being slammed was so loud that it even shook down the snowflakes of the guests from outer space who were visiting the bamboo pavilion.
"Be gentler and shake off the snowflakes. I'm counting on this bamboo forest to find inspiration. I haven't had the time for so many years and have almost forgotten my old profession.”
The middle-aged handsome man looked at the snowflakes falling in the air with heartache. It was as if Qin Shui's slap just now did not hit the table, but his heart.
" This is all your fault!!!"
"Blame me? You can't blame me, you should thank me. If it wasn't for my help, you would be a thousand-year-old water ghost at most. How could you have such a glorious life today? Although you can't say that there are nine horses pulling the carriage every time you go out, there are at least nine very elegant big turtles carrying you. So, Little White, don't be silly. Wash up and sleep early.”
Lin Feng looked at the handsome middle-aged man with disdain. He was already so awesome, yet he was still showing off his affection in front of him. Was there anyone who bullied a zombie like this?
"But you said at that time that you would give me the chance to be reborn as a human. In the end, more than a thousand years have passed, and there's not even a shadow of me!!!”The middle-aged commander angrily roared at Qin Shui.
Perhaps because he was too angry, the bamboo cup filled with wine in his hand swayed and spilled a lot of wine. He didn't know what brand of wine it was, but before it touched the table, it turned into a rich and mellow smell of wine, perfectly mixing with the surrounding air.
This caused Lin Feng's already red cheeks to turn even redder. Most probably, it was the fart of those little monkeys in his house. Her face was not as red as his.
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