"Little White, I really didn't expect that you're doing so well. You're almost comparable to those emperors.”
"Of course, don't you think I'm…?”Upon hearing Lin Feng's praise, the handsome and experienced comrade Xiao Bai's slender eyebrows unconsciously arched upwards. However, not long after, his face turned sour.
"Then what are you still saying? With such good living conditions, you still have the face to say that you don't want to be the River Earl of the Yellow River.”
Lin Feng had a look of disdain on his face. He used his eyes to secretly glance at Whitey's plump belly. The meaning behind his words was self-evident.
The Yellow River was extremely rich in resources and was one of the most important dragon veins in China. Although Liu Bowen had cut off the dragon vein of the Yellow River, a centipede would not die. This old saying was very suitable for the dragon vein of the Yellow River.
" This…" The experienced handsome man, Comrade Xiaobai, started to stutter. He didn't know what to say. He could only curse himself in his heart for being too stupid. Lin Feng's mouth was very powerful. Although he couldn't bring a dead person to life, he could make a living person half dead.
"You go down and wait for us. We will pass on the message to you when we have something to do. Also, help me send a message to that little turtle. Tell him that if two pig cages appear on the surface of the Yellow River later, tell him to secretly send the ones inside to other places.”
Lin Feng waved his hand lightly, indicating for that very flirtatious, very manly, and very revealing carp spirit to leave. His heart itched when he saw this.
"Lord River Earl?"
The carp spirit held the crystal plate in front of the bear, revealing a pair of fair and delicate hands that were slightly red. She looked lovingly at the extremely conflicted handsome comrade Xiaobai.
"Little Carp, you go down first and tell Old Tortoise what he said. Old Tortoise will know what to do.”
"Yes."
The carp spirit called Little Carp nodded and twisted her waist that was like a water snake as she walked out of the bamboo forest. Xiong Qian's voluptuous body was ready to move. Lin Feng was worried that in the next moment, that extremely tempting White Rabbit Creamy Candy would jump out in front of his eyes.
"If I had such a maid, I wouldn't give up the position of River Earl to be reincarnated. Unfortunately, I'm a happy little zombie. I'm born to be disliked by others. I have to be scared every day, fearing that God will strike me to death with lightning.”
Lin Feng was a little afraid as he inclined his head and stared at the sky. Time truly passed too quickly. A new day was about to begin.
Compared to day and night, other zombies would definitely choose the night because it gave them a sense of security. However, Qin Shui was the exact opposite.
He preferred the day because the danger in the night was greater than in the day. If a boat were to capsize in the gutter one day, there might not even be a residue left. This was not the case during the day, so he was a different kind of zombie.
"Once the divine title is added to my body, it will only make me die faster.”
If there were other methods, Lin Feng would rather be a free little god, protecting the cycle of the heavenly dao of this world. He wasn't willing to be a zombie that was rejected by the Three Realms and could only hide in a rat hole to spend his days.
"Then why don't you reincarnate? After a few reincarnations, you might become a real person. With your methods, you will have a place in the Immortal World and Heavenly Court sooner or later.”Comrade Xiao Bai picked up the bamboo cup and took a sip. He swallowed the last sentence.
That was,"At least one Great Emperor."”However, he really couldn't say this out loud because it would bring him a lot of disasters.
There were only a few Great Emperors in the Heavenly Court. There was only one way to replace them, and that was to let one of them die openly.
"Be good, Xiao Bai, you should wash up and sleep. The outside world is too dangerous. Your pig brain is not suitable.”
Lin Feng patted his butt. He stood up and stretched his muscles a little before continuing,"I feel bad for wasting so much time here.”
"Don't worry and go through the tribulation. When have I ever done anything you asked me to do? If it weren't for your help, Huan 'er's soul might have been destroyed.”The experienced commander, Comrade Xiaobai, looked at the rising sun in the east and cupped his hands in a solemn manner.
Lin Feng patted Comrade Xiaobai's shoulder and pointed upwards. He smiled and said,"Hehe, don't look like a dead man. It's not like I'm going to die. It's just that it's the only thing that can kill me if I go around!”
"Then I will wait for you here. When the time comes, I will let you taste all the delicacies on both sides of the Yellow River.”
"Xiao Bai, you finally said something human. I like hearing that. Come on, let's drink to our beautiful life in the future.”
"Cheers."
The bamboo cups filled with mellow wine were heavily knocked together by the two of them.
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