Amusement: Lao Tzu is a Mountain God
46 Kneel three times and kowtow nine times

Canlan Ge

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" Ah, don't! Please spare my life, Mountain God Master…" Feng Xiaogang, who was lying on the bed, suddenly woke up and screamed. Wen Yanyan was also shocked and sweated, her face was pale.

"Phew! So it was a dream! Yanyan, don't be afraid. It's okay, it's okay…"

Wen Yanyan thought it was a dream and finally heaved a sigh of relief. However, when she opened her mouth, she couldn't make a sound. This time, she was anxious and pointed at her mouth desperately. She couldn't even make a sound. Only then did she know that the dream was real.

"Yanyan, looks like we were really punished by the Mountain God just now!!!”Feng Xiaogang said bitterly.

When Wen Yanyan heard that, she immediately clenched her fists in anger and hit him with all her might, as if blaming Feng Xiaogang for causing this. Originally, Wen Yanyan didn't plan to come back to celebrate the village chief's birthday, but Feng Xiaogang insisted on coming back. She had no choice but to come back. Now that this had happened, how could she vent her anger on Feng Xiaogang?

But what was the use of being beaten? It was useless.

"Kacha!" Because he used too much force, the bed actually collapsed. Feng Xiaogang fell down and hit his head on the ground. It was a big bump and it was painful. Wen Yanyan, on the other hand, grabbed onto the headboard and did not fall off.

Feng Xiaogang quickly got up, but before he could stand firm, he suddenly slipped and fell down again. His butt and thigh were about to break into pieces, and he cried out in pain.

F * ck, there was actually banana peel on the ground. This guy was really unlucky.

Feng Xiaogang suddenly remembered the punishment the mountain god had given them in his dream. Wen Yanyan could not speak for a year, and now it had come true. And he would be unlucky for a year. It had come true. It had only been a short while and he was already so miserable. How could he live for a year?

When he woke up the next morning, the village chief saw the miserable state of his son and daughter-in-law. After hearing what they had said in the dream, he was frightened and immediately brought the two of them to Li Song's house.

When Li Song saw Feng Xiaogang's bruised face, he found it funny. There was a degree to this misfortune. Obviously, Feng Xiaogang was really unlucky. He even fell a few times on the way here and was covered in mud.

"Brother Li Song, I beg you, please help us beg the Mountain God to forgive Xiao Gang and his wife this time.”The village chief's family immediately begged.

Feng Xiaogang and his wife immediately knelt on the ground. At this moment, their so-called arrogance had long disappeared.

"Brother Li, no, no, Master Li, Ancestor Li, you have to save us this time…"

" Alright, the Mountain God has already told me about this last night. If you can come here today, it means that you are very sincere in repentance. As long as you kowtow three times and nine times in front of the villagers, starting from the village entrance, all the way to the Mountain God Temple, and then offer incense and candles, kowtow in front of the Mountain God Temple and beg for forgiveness, maybe the Mountain God will spare you."”Li Song said seriously.

"Really, really? Okay, okay, okay. We'll go and prepare immediately.”Feng Xiaogang and his wife kept nodding their heads. How could they disagree? The two of them stood up anxiously and were about to leave.

"Remember, don't burn paper. Paper is for the dead, not the gods.”Li Song added.

"Yes, yes, yes. Thank you, Brother Li Song. We'll go first.”The village chief immediately left with the two of them. After a while, the village chief's anxious voice sounded from the radio station, informing everyone in the village to gather at the village entrance. He said that there was something important to inform everyone.

Not long after, a gong sounded at the village entrance. The entire village, old and young, soon arrived and gathered here.

"Second Aunt, do you know why the village chief asked us to come?”

"How would I know? I came here after hearing the notice.”

" Yeah, I'm still working in the fields. Village chief, if there's anything, just inform me through the radio..."

"That's right, that's right…"

Everyone started discussing, but they were all confused. They did not know what the village chief was up to.

Not long after, some people and the village chief's family came over in a hurry. They carried many incense sticks in their hands, just like a temple fair.

"Village Chief, what exactly is going on?!!!”Everyone asked in dissatisfaction.

"The reason why we invited everyone here today is actually the Mountain God's will. My Xiao Gang and his wife accidentally offended the Mountain God yesterday and were punished by the Mountain God last night. The old man issued an edict to the two of them to kowtow three times and kowtow nine times to the Mountain God Temple to apologize. He invited everyone to be a witness. I'm sorry for delaying everyone's time. I'll hold a banquet in the village tonight to express my gratitude to everyone.”When the village chief said this, everyone was filled with respect. Looking at Feng Xiaogang's miserable appearance, they would have thought that he had been beaten up by dozens of burly men. They were all convinced.

Feng Xiaogang and his wife immediately started from the village entrance. Every three steps, they knelt down three times and kowtowed nine times. They slowly walked up the mountain. The villagers also followed to watch the fun.

Although the entrance of the village was only a few hundred meters away from the Mountain God Temple, and it would not take much time to walk there, it was still very life-threatening to kneel three times and kowtow nine times. Their heads were injured and their pants were torn. Although it was painful, they had to endure it. Who asked them to be punished?

If he didn't show some sincerity, he would have bad luck for a year and be mute for a year. He really couldn't live this life.

When they finally arrived at the Mountain God Temple, it was already past noon. The two of them knelt in front of the statue of the Mountain God in mud and kept repenting. The people around them helped to burn incense and light candles as they prayed.

Of course, they were all doing their own thing and sincerely praying to the mountain god to protect their families.

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