I. Mixed company group
When people heard about this company, they were furious. They were amused and angry. Everyone in the class knew about the "Four Guardian Deities". This company was none other than the so-called King Kong mischievous student. The leader, Xu Gang, called himself Brother Chao. He had well-developed limbs and a strong physique. His skin was not too yellow. If he dressed up, he would be considered a white-collar handsome man. However, his bones were as soft as springs. His long-term laziness, laziness, and stubbornness had caused a seven-headed bug to grow on his body. The first head was called Jiao Tou, the second head was called San Tou, the third head was called Lazy Tou, the fourth head was called Lai Tou, the fifth head was called Wan Tou, the sixth head was called Wan Tou, and the seventh head was called Gluttony Tou. They formed a seven-in-one follower, called the Mixed Chairman Company. Therefore, his daily actions, such as morning and evening, going to school, going home, etc., were all controlled by the Seven-headed Worm. At home, he was often dominated by the pampered and gluttonous ones, and he became the crafty and unreasonable little Yellow Emperor. As long as the food was not to his taste, Gluttony would say,"It tastes terrible!" "Throw the bowl!" Jiao Tou said. So he flipped the table and threw his chopsticks away, and when his clothes were slightly unsatisfied, the coquettish head said,"Ugly!" His father reprimanded him a little, and the scattered and stubborn heads jeered together,"Don't be afraid of him!" So he pointed at his father's nose and cursed, crying, making a fuss, rolling and jumping.
On the way to school, once he scattered his hair and encouraged: "There's no freedom and discomfort in the classroom. Classes are simply a form of torture and pain.”Hence, he entered the arcade that day and had a great time in the virtual world. Being late, leaving early, and skipping classes became a common occurrence. If the teacher criticized him a little, the seven-headed bug would cause trouble together. Then, he would run home and slander the teacher in front of his parents. Now, his parents would come to school and make a scene while he was secretly happy.
Once the seven-headed bug gained the upper hand in school, he would wreak havoc in the classroom. When the teacher was lecturing, he would either do something or talk nonsense. He would either throw notes or shout. He would even run around and attack from the south to the north. The teacher assigned homework, and the seven-headed bug said,""There's no point in doing homework." Therefore, he pretended to be sick. If it wasn't a stomachache, he would be dizzy and dazzled. The teacher said that one should have self-esteem, so Lai Tou stepped forward."How much is self-esteem worth? The little flower pig is still growing!" Therefore, he smiled and pretended to be crazy. Lazy Head often made trouble during the sanitary work. He was either hiding or hiding. Occasionally, when he was caught by the teacher, he would just write big characters on the ground or draw a "map" casually.
With all these, his name was also resounding. Even though he still had to count with his fingers to add and subtract within 20, and even though he could only recognize a few words with a basket of words, he still managed to study from kindergarten to junior high school with the help of his teachers and classmates. The mystery of this was well known. No wonder everyone gradually forgot his real name and replaced it with " Brother Chao." His follower was also not easy to deal with. Liu Hu, who called himself "Sky Rocket Cannon", was famous enough! Not only did he have a bad temper, but he was also an extremely impatient person. He was also very aggressive. If you annoyed him, he would immediately shoot into the sky with a red face and thick neck. Half of his neck would burn even if it was in the sky. His voice was like a bell that rose into the sky like a rocket. He walked forward while roaring, and his big eyes were like copper bells. He was like a black bull that was running wildly with its four hooves, forcing you to retreat continuously. Otherwise, he would kick you away with a few "flying kicks". Sometimes he would shake his head and roar a few times. Was it hot enough? Besides, Zhang Lin, who called himself the Thousand-hand Guanyin, liked to talk to his deskmate in class. He kept playing tricks, his homework was slow, his handwriting was illegible, and his grades were a mess. He often fought and made noise, causing chaos in the class. The students complained about him many times. There was also Li Xiaodou, who was an internet fan and a mahjong fan. People called him Little Hu Pai. There were also some small gangs like Arhat and Divine Carving, which were gathered together by the mixed director to form a mixed director company group. In the first year of junior high school, they created Li Xiangyang's Little Four Tiger Climbing Flying Car to Yangzhou. This was what the teachers acknowledged as a hooligan. The Chinese teacher gave a thumbs up, which was called unconventional. The math teacher also praised the reverse thinking. The head teacher's head became big. The school principal asked the class to carry out "supporting the poor and cultivating the excellent" to turn the mixed chairman group into an excellent school. The teachers laughed and said,"Brother Chao, the chairman of a hooligan company, might even be able to bring out a PhD or Master's degree. -- This was the tragedy of examination-oriented education, a product of the Sun Tribe era!”His teachers and classmates gave him a nickname: "Mixed understanding!" Not bad. If you know, you don't mix. If you mix, you don't know. If you mix, you understand. It was subtle, humorous, and philosophical. The teachers covered their faces and laughed. Hey, how funny. Therefore, we should still respect him politely! In this way, the good show of the company was about to begin.
On this day, the teacher was conducting a unit test, but the students in the class did not provide him with special help as usual. So the seven-headed bug said,"Teach him a lesson, let him recognize this copy brother!"”Hence, they started fighting and accidentally broke the student's head, causing blood to flow out. This time, Dong Hun was dumbfounded. The seven-headed bug said,"You're in trouble. Hurry up and run!"”So he quickly fled home, pried open the bookcase, robbed the cash in the house, and then fled. The mixed chairman was a little afraid, but the seven-headed bug comforted him,""There's nothing to be afraid of.”The mixed director thought," I'm finally free. I don't have to do homework anymore. Amitabha, it's so comfortable!"”On second thought, he decided to pull more people away. The parents would turn the school upside down. This was a good opportunity to take revenge on the teachers. Teacher, you guys are dead. The seven-headed bug clapped and cheered." I want all the students and parents to understand that as long as we leave school, we are the ones in the right and the winners. All our previous mistakes have become correct. The ones who are doomed are the teachers." Old brat, do you think I can't deal with you? Once I leave, my parents will definitely kill you! Alright, don't forget that this kind of good thing can't be shared with brothers. In addition, he brought along a few of his company's younger brothers to discuss something, so they secretly agreed on a gathering place. In this way, it would break the Guinness record of the Sun Tribe School Group's group of people running away from home.
The safety of the school today was like an untouchable high-voltage wire. Now, this extremely hot line of fire was not only burning but also spreading rapidly. The school was like a pot of boiling oil at the moment: The homeroom teacher quickly contacted the parents. The school immediately organized their forces and split into four groups to search…
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