At the same time, on the other side.
After Li Wenbin and the other eight people came down from the iceberg on a rugged path, they heaved a sigh of relief. However, they did not expect to enter the tiger's den as soon as they left the wolf's den.
They were blocked by a group of saber-toothed tigers.
"Oh, oh, oh, Django, we're in luck. A human has come knocking on our door.”The saber-toothed tiger leader circled around Li Wenbin and the others, looking quite happy.
As a rich second-generation heir, Li Wenbin naturally had more leisure time than the average person. Therefore, he happened to watch a series of movies about the Ice Age while he was resting one day.
He quickly thought about it and rolled his eyes."Django, a pack of saber-toothed tigers. That's right, I was wondering why this environment was so weird. So I f * cking transmigrated, f * ck…"
However, the crisis was right in front of him. Li Wenbin did not have the time to complain anymore. He quickly said,"Respected leader, I'm not human. Look at me, we can talk!”
"Yes, yes!" Zhang Quan hurriedly said.
"Then why do you look like humans and wear strange clothes?”The saber-toothed tiger leader frowned and said.
"That's because we're considered close relatives to humans. Yes, close relatives. "Moreover, we don't have beautiful and dense hair like the leader, so we use these to keep warm.”Li Wenbin said as he adjusted his suit.
"Yes, although you're not human, you're still our food!”
After the saber-toothed tiger finished speaking, it was about to pounce on Li Wenbin and the others and bite them to death before swallowing them.
However, at this moment, a skinny saber-toothed tiger ran over and said to the leader,"Leader, I found traces of humans!”
"Oh? That was great! Lead the way!" The saber-toothed tiger leader was very happy when he heard that. He was not in a hurry to eat Li Wenbin and the others because he was more interested in taking revenge on the humans.
Of course, the saber-toothed tiger leader did not intend to let Li Wenbin and the others off just like that. It thought for a moment and said,"In order to prove that you are not human, you will follow me to attack a small human tribe later.”
"No problem. Thank you for your favor, Leader!”Li Wenbin agreed repeatedly.
In order to save his life, Li Wenbin would not even blink if he was asked to kill modern people, let alone attack a primitive human tribe.
"Very good. Let's go then."
……
At this moment, Yin Zimu did not know that Li Wenbin had already joined the saber-toothed tiger gang. He was currently chatting with Manny.
"Manny, you're so fat. You should lose weight.”
"I'm not fat. It's my fur that makes me look a little bloated!”Manny glared at Yin Zimu and said. He hated it when people called him fat.
"Alright, you're not fat. Then Manny, in order to prove that you're not a fat man, how about you give me a ride?”
"You wish!"
"Hahahaha…"
Yin Zimu felt that it was quite interesting to bicker with Manny, so the entire journey was filled with laughter.
Furthermore, after this teasing, Yin Zimu and Manny's relationship had taken another step forward. At least, they weren't as cold and indifferent as before.
In the live broadcast room.
"Poor Manny, he's always being teased by Master Mu.”
"With my bad temper, if I were Manny, I would stomp on Master Mu on the spot and take the six goddesses for myself.”
"And then? You want to play a real-life version of Beauty and the Beast?”
"Hahaha, I'm just afraid that the goddesses can't withstand a ten-ton fatty.”
"D * mn, can you guys not be so hardcore?”
"Wrong, they are evil!"
……
It had been 30 hours since they arrived at the Ice Age plane. For a girl, it was unbelievable that she hadn't taken a shower for 30 hours.
At this moment, regardless of whether it was Liu Tao who was the oldest or Ju Jing Yi who was the youngest, both of them felt uncomfortable. It was as if there were bugs biting them, and there was a sticky feeling in their bodies.
However, they were too embarrassed to tell Yin Zimu that it was impossible to take a bath in this world of ice and snow, so they didn't want to make things difficult for Yin Zimu.
However, the observant Yin Zimu noticed their abnormality and asked,"What's wrong with you guys? You have lice on your body?"
"What? No, I haven't."
"No? That meant that he wanted to be more convenient. That was right. After all, it had been such a long time.”Yin Zimu came to a sudden realization and then said to Manny,"Manny, wait a moment. We need to relieve ourselves.”
"I'll go first. Follow me after you're done. It's best if you can't keep up.”Manny didn't have any intention of stopping and continued to walk forward.
Yin Zimu did not say anything about this. After all, they were not friends with Manny now. Sid stopped and asked,""Should I wait for you?"
"No need, Sid. You should follow them. We'll catch up soon.”
"Alright then, you guys have to hurry up.”After saying that, Sid set off with his two short legs.
The invisible live broadcast ball was naturally controlled by Yin Zimu to be above Manny and the others, following them.
"Alright, I'll turn around. You guys settle this quickly.”After Yin Zimu finished speaking to the girls, he turned around and closed his eyes.
The temperature during the day was high, so it was fine to pee in the wild. At least the urine column would not be frozen into ice.
The girls were speechless. Who said we needed to relieve ourselves?!
However, they didn't want to disappoint Yin Zimu's good intentions, so they took off their animal skin coats, lifted their short skirts or took off their shorts, and squatted on the ground to pee.
The beautiful sound of flowing water, Yin Zimu was a little drunk listening to it. He tried hard to distinguish which stream of water was his goddess's, but he failed because he was not strong enough.
"Um, Mu Mu, do you have toilet paper in your storage space?”Zhao Liying blushed and asked softly.
"Ah? Yes, yes, yes. Wait a moment." Hearing this, Yin Zimu quickly woke up from his imagination. He took out the toilet paper he had just exchanged from his storage space and threw it behind him.
"Hey! Where did you throw it?" the baby said angrily.
"Where to?" Hearing this, Yin Zimu turned around.
"Ah! Stinky hooligan!"
"Despicable!"
"Quickly turn around."
"Where are you looking at?"
The moment Yin Zimu turned around, all the girls reached out to block his vitals and cursed.
He didn't dare to anger the crowd, so he took out another roll of toilet paper and slowly walked towards Zhao Liying, who was the closest to him.
After handing the tissue to Zhao Liying, Yin Zimu muttered to himself,"What a pity. I really saw a dark scenery in a hurry and didn't see it clearly.”
The others might not have heard what Yin Zimu was muttering, but Zhao Liying, who was squatting behind him, heard it clearly. Her face instantly turned red, and her round face looked like it was about to bleed.
Zhao Liying felt her head heat up. She stood up and said to Yin Zimu,"Mumu, I want to take a shower."
Yin Zimu turned around. Pu ~
" Black…bulging…white…tender…" Yin Zimu fell to the ground, his eyes lost in thought as he muttered.
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