During the Ice Age, most of the Earth was covered in white, barren ice fields. Only a few areas were exposed due to long periods of sunlight or the presence of geothermal resources. Exposed to the surface.
These naked... On the exposed ground, there were lush and cold-resistant trees, as well as endless withered grass.
Yin Zimu and his group walked on the withered grass, admiring the boundless beautiful scenery while chatting from all over the world.
"Hey, Django, let's discuss something.”Yin Zimu walked up to Di Ge and said mysteriously.
Di Ge glanced at Yin Zimu and said,""What is it?"
"Yes, it's like this. We Spiritual Stone Monkeys are omnivores, which means that we eat meat. When you go hunting later, catch more.”Yin Zimu said as he patted his head.
"Who do you think I am? Help you hunt?" After saying that, he farted. He turned his head towards Yin Zimu and walked away arrogantly.
"Someone come quickly! Uncle Mu is starting to bluff again."
"Uncle Mu, that's enough. You keep calling yourself a Spiritual Stone Monkey. Do you think we're blind?”In the Ice Age
"Idiot, it's not used to deceive you. It's used to deceive the saber-toothed tiger and the others.”
"That's not the main point. The main point is that Master Mu was despised by the saber-toothed tiger! Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter."
"I have a bad temper. If it were me, I would have kicked him in the butt. On the thigh!"
"The sages of the past once said,'The fart of a tiger. I can't touch my thigh. People like the person above probably wouldn't live past tomorrow.”
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Yin Zimu looked at the receding figure of Diago, his face full of black lines.
"Sigh, I really feel sorry for you. Even a saber-toothed tiger is looking down on you.”Baby patted Yin Zimu's shoulder and shook his head.
Yin Zimu slapped the baby's hand away and said unhappily,"If you want to commit suicide, you can do it first. I'm only doing this to let you…eat meat. That's why I'm despised by Diago.”
At this moment, Chen Qiaoen walked forward and looked at Yin Zimu."Yo, this is our fault. We've been on a diet recently and don't eat meat!"
"You said it yourself. Don't say that I mistreated you and didn't give you meat to eat.”Yin Zimu said to Chen Qiaoen before walking away.
Zhao Liying turned to Yin Zimu who had just caught up and said,""Mumu, what did Qiao En and the baby say to you?”
"It's nothing. They said that they won't eat meat in the future and want to lose weight.”Yin Zimu said with a smile.
"Lose weight? Then what do they eat?"
"Who knows? Maybe it's ice.”Yin Zimu shrugged and said.
"Don't worry about this for now. Mumu, do you think it's okay for Sid to carry the baby?”Liu Tao pulled Yin Zimu's arm and said with a worried expression.
"What problem can there be?”Yin Zimu said as he looked at Sid and the child in his arms.
"Wow!"
As soon as Yin Zimu finished speaking, the child began to cry with all his might. The ear-piercing sound immediately spread throughout a radius of a few miles.
Although the child's cries sounded like motherly love to Liu Tao and the other women, Manny was still wary of the Spiritual Stone Monkeys, so Liu Tao and the other women did not dare to go up and comfort the child.
They didn't want to be trampled into meat paste by a ten-ton fatty. That scene was too beautiful.
Sid was a bachelor. He didn't even know how to take care of himself, let alone take care of a child.
Therefore, he was helpless against the howling child. He could only grab the child tightly with his claws and look at the child with his two comical eyes.
He didn't understand why a child would suddenly cry.
The more Manny heard this voice, the more frustrated he became. He said,"Oh! Don't let him cry anymore. I can't take it anymore!”
"I've eaten people who are even noisier than him. It's not a big deal.”" I'll go," said Daggo without looking back.
"He kept twisting and turning. I can't hold him anymore.”Sid said as he hugged the restless baby with difficulty.
"Why don't you let me try?" Liu Tao walked up to Sid and recommended himself.
"No." Before Sid could say anything, Manny rejected him first.
Manny felt that it was too dangerous to let an omnivorous animal take care of the child. He might be able to eat the child in the blink of an eye.
"Well, Manny, I know what you're worried about. Don't worry, we don't eat humans.”Yin Zimu waved his hand and said.
"I'm worried about you. No, I'm worried about you guys.”Manny glanced at Yin Zimu and the others as he said indifferently.
"Then, how do you solve the problem of children crying?”Yin Zimu shrugged, not caring about Manny's wariness towards him.
At that moment, Sid had already placed the child on a rock and was watching him with Diago.
"Look, his nose is dry." said Di Gang.
"Then he must be sick." Sid looked like he understood.
"Who will lick him, just in case.”
"Let me do it." Sid was about to stretch out his hand. He stuck out his tongue and licked the baby's nose.
"Cough cough! Sid, a dry nose is a sign that humans are healthy.”Yin Zimu saw that Sid really stuck out his tongue to lick the baby's nose, and he couldn't help but be speechless.
At this moment, Manny also walked forward and said,"Hey! He's in diapers!"
"So? What are you trying to say?" Sid stuck out his tongue and glanced at Manny.
"So if he poops, he poops in the diapers. He would feel uncomfortable after pooping on the diapers. If he felt uncomfortable, he would cry non-stop.”
When Manny said this, he looked like an expert. No one knew where he got this information from.
"Hiss!" Sid stuck out his tongue, looking confused. Then, he said with a face full of disgust,"Humans are really disgusting!"”
" Alright, you, check your stool." Manny's long nose snapped at Sid and said in an unquestionable tone.
"Hey, why do you want me to check?" Sid firmly refused.
Manny lowered his head and glared at Sid with his bell-like eyes."Because you're the one who wants to send him back. Because you're insignificant. Because I'll beat you up if you don't check!”
"Anything else?" Sid asked weakly.
"Hurry up! Sid."
Looking at the big guy who was about to get angry, Sid immediately ran to the baby's side and stretched out his claws to relieve his pain, looking like he was going to die a hero.
"Oh! Oh my god! Alright, watch out, watch out, it's coming.”
Sid picked up the diapers and staggered backward, as if he was about to fall.
"Hey! Be careful!"
"He's waving the diapers around!"
"Sid, don't throw it at me, or I won't give you chocolate.”
Sid's eyes flashed with a hint of craftiness as he said,"Woo, I'm going to slip, ah!" As soon as he finished speaking, Sid threw the diapers in his hand at Manny's face.
"Pa!" Hit the bullseye!
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