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35 Doomsday of the Dodo Bird

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Soon, everyone saw the dodo bird that had taken the watermelon away. He carefully placed the watermelons on a flat tree stump. There were two watermelons inside the tree stump.

After putting down the watermelon, the relieved dodo suddenly glanced at Yin Zimu and the others. It immediately looked as if it was facing a great enemy and shouted,"Caw! Intruders! Intruders!" The funny dodo shouted as it scurried around.

On the side, an older dodo was standing beside the hot vent and teaching its younger generation.

"This is a thermal vent. It's very hot inside. So don't fall down, if you fall down, you'll definitely…"

Before he could finish speaking, the silly dodo bird scuttled over and fell into the hot vent with a thud. After a miserable cry, it disappeared.

The older dodo was very calm about this and continued to teach,"Did you see that? You'll definitely be scalded to death if you fall!”

"Got it!"

At this moment, the group led by Manny walked down and approached the tree stump where the three watermelons were placed. He said,"Can you give us the watermelon? The little guy is starving, he…"

Upon hearing that Manny and the others wanted watermelons, the older dodo quickly ran over and said,""No way! This is the food we saved for the Ice Age! You must know that we'll have to live underground for billions of years by then. We can't do without food.”

"Uh, you want to eat for billions of years with just three watermelons?”Yin Zimu could not help being stunned when he heard this.

The older dodo paused for a moment. Then, he said,"If you don't prepare well in advance, you're dead!"”

"I'm dead!"

"I'm dead!"

"I'm dead!"

The dodos spoke as they approached the group, looking aggressive.

"Don't come over." Manny took a step back and said. It was unknown whether he was afraid or afraid of hurting the dodos.

"Thump…"

Suddenly, the older dodo accidentally pushed the watermelon towards Yin Zimu and the others.

"Hehe, you won't know if we die or not, because you're going to die soon.”Yin Zimu kicked the watermelon to the side, rolled up his sleeves, and chuckled.

"What do you want?" The older dodo said warily.

"What are you doing? Can't you see that we have a saber-toothed tiger here? Saber-toothed tigers were carnivores.”Yin Zimu pointed at Diago and said.

"Hehe, don't drag me into this." said Di Ge unhappily.

As expected, the older dodo panicked when it saw him. It immediately posed and shouted,""Taekwondo ready!"

"Ha!"

With this order, the dodos instantly got into position, looking as if they were ready to face death.

"Taekwondo? Interesting. Taekwondo had existed since the Ice Age. Now, the Koreans had something to brag about.”Yin Zimu ridiculed.

In the live broadcast room.

“666666”

" Korea: The Ice Age belongs to us Koreans, Seunmida.”

"Are there any Koreans in the live broadcast room? Come out and see your ancestors!"

"Ah Xi! The Ice Age plane belongs to us Koreans. Yin Zimu crossed over without our permission. China needs to give us an explanation!!”

"Pfft ~"

"I'm dying of laughter. There are really stupid Koreans in the live broadcast room.”

"Uncle Mu laughed disdainfully. If you have the guts, transmigrate over, trash!"

"Not to mention that the Koreans can't transmigrate, even if they could transmigrate, they wouldn't dare to provoke Uncle Mu. You have to know that Uncle Mu is a real man who dares to fight wolves and jump off cliffs!”

"That's right, with that sissy look of the Korean, he would probably pee his pants when he sees Uncle Mu.”

"How can you say that about the Koreans? The Koreans are also very hardworking, alright? Take EXO for example. They had a fever of 62 degrees and insisted on singing on stage for the sake of the fans. They even insisted on practicing tap dancing when their legs were shattered…"

"Ridiculous!"

……

On the other side, after Yin Zimu complained, he turned to Manny and said,"Manny, I'll treat you to a roasted bird later!”

"I don't eat meat."

"Well, then I'll treat you to bird feathers. Bird feathers are not meat.”

“……”

After saying that, Yin Zimu took two steps forward and pulled out his hundred-refined dagger. The corners of his mouth curled up as he looked at the fat birds in front of him.

"Go! Beat this ugly monkey to death!" The older dodo bird shouted.

"Yo!"

Swoosh swoosh swoosh...

"Wow!"

"Ah!"

Yin Zimu's figure moved, and the dodos immediately screamed and fell.

After a while, Yin Zimu stopped. Didn't he already kill all the dodos? It was because the dodos were panicking and jumped off the cliff in panic, committing suicide.

"Uh, I've only killed a dozen of them. Why did they all jump off the cliff?”Regarding this, Yin Zimu was rather puzzled.

God knows how fast he killed the birds just now. Two birds in a second! It would be strange if the dodo didn't panic.

In the live broadcast room.

"Do you see that? If you learn too much Taekwondo, you'll be as stupid as these dodos. You'll commit suicide.”

"Really? It was no wonder that Aunt Piao's best friends were so good on the news a few days ago. They must have learned Taekwondo as well.”

"Uh, that means that Yingwen Cai and Sheerah probably learned Taekwondo as well. Sigh, Taekwondo is such a mistake!"

“666666”

“2333333”

"If this goes on, I reckon that many taekwondo gyms in the country will close down.”

"That's for the best. I hate these Koreans who steal our Chinese culture the most.”

"This is going to be fun. In the future, when those fangirls see a long-legged stick, they will ask, Oppa, have you learned Taekwondo before?"

"Haha, that scene is too beautiful."

……

"What a wonderful performance." Manny whispered, then rolled up a watermelon and brought it to the baby.

"He can't eat like this. Let me do it.”Liu Tao didn't care about Manny's attitude. He picked up the baby and walked to the side, ready to feed him.

Unexpectedly, Manny did not have any objections to this. He only watched what Liu Tao did, probably to prevent any accidents.

Seeing that Manny didn't react, the other girls immediately surrounded the baby happily. He cut open the watermelon and began to feed the baby. They had never fed a baby before! It felt so good.

It would feel even better if she fed her and Yin Zimu's baby. All the women thought in unison.

On the other side, Yin Zimu was lucky enough to find a hot spring that could be used to deal with these dodos.

"Django, give me a hand, oh…give me a paw.”Yin Zimu shouted.

"Stop it. I'm not interested in the meat of those stupid birds. Don't expect me to help.”" I'll go," said Dago, lying on the ground and rolling his eyes.

"Don't drool later!" Yin Zimu said indignantly before burying his head in his work.

……

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